Friday, July 16, 2004
It's Friiiiiday.
It's too bad that Sarah and Mark didn't go to the Detroit Tigers game yesterday because they might have run into Jessica Alba:
Shit, do you know what I would have done if I had run into Honey? I'd have said, "Bitch! How you wanna play me like dat?!" (Bet you saw that coming a mile away, right Megan?)
In other news:
- Britney Spears is threatening to sue the New York Post for claiming that she was swigging whiskey in public; it turns out that she was only swigging a tiny bottle of ginseng. Eep! In my defense, I was only reporting what The Sun Newspaper was saying. It's sad, though, that it was so believeable that she was chugging liquor on the street isn't it?
- Bill O'Reilly (that annoying asshole on Fox News) is threatening to sue whoever he can. I absolutely loathe this man and his proposed journalism.
- American Idol has raised the age limit for contestants from 26 to 28. What, does William Hung have an older sibling?
- Wondering what you're going to do with your white iPod after Labor Day? Never fear, a company called Colorware is selling color customized iPods. I really like the red one.
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It's a good thing. It sucks.
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Martha Stewart, who built a catering company into a media empire, was sentenced on Friday to five months in prison for lying about a suspicious stock sale ... The judge could have sentenced her to a maximum of 16 months.
Poor Martha. I figured she was going to get some prison time. Let me tell you, I bet 5 months will feel like a long-ass time. Even though her surrender to authorities is being delayed so that her attorneys can appeal, she has got to be scared as hell.
Well, I wish her the best. I hope her appeal goes through because if not it won't be long until she is locked up for almost half a year. Maybe I should bake some cookies in her honor? I have to vaccuum, do you think that would be good enough?
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