Tuesday, December 21, 2004

Goodbye To You, You Two

Well, now that Ame is a doctor and Matt is about to become a lawyer they are moving off to live in Tennessee. Most of the gang got together to have a farewell dinner with them at the W.A.B.


They will be sorely missed but always loved! Can't wait to visit them in Nashville!!! Check out the rest of the night's pictures HERE.

Star Wars Holiday Special Ed

I just couldn't bring myself to believe all the horrible things I've heard about The Star Wars Holiday Special. This TV special aired one time in 1978 in an attempt to capitalize on the Star Wars hype that the first movie generated. For years I've heard about this TV special mainly because of how horrible it was. I was finally able to download and watch the thing myself (thanks to the Internets) and I can now honestly proclaim that it is beyond horrible. I can't even begin to explain fully how bad it is (Chewbacca's seemingly motarded family? Bantha Surprise? Wookie-Ookies? Bea Arthur?) so I will have to suggest you watch it for yourself. I was able to download it via BitTorrent HERE. Or for a limited time only, you can download the AVI file directly HERE. It's really a thing you have to see for yourself:








Diahann Carroll??


Maude Bea Arthur???


JEFFERSON FUCKING STARSHIP?!?!?


I cannot BELIEVE that Darth Vader lowered himself to actually appear in this horrible, horrible mess!

I swear to the Gods, I really think Carrie Fischer was high as shizz -- you simply MUST see her perform her holiday song ... It's even worse than the song, Goodnight But Not Goodbye, that Bea Arthur sings in the cantina!!!

I suppose it does have redeeming merit -- all of the principle Star Wars: A New Hope cast members (minus Sir Alec Guinness) appear. And the character of Boba Fett is introduced (in an animated short).

I'm not kidding here ... YOU MUST SEE THIS SHIZZ FOR YOURSELF. Find out more about The Star Wars Holiday Special HERE.

And may the farce be with you!

Solstice

Joyous Solstice to one and all! Today is the shortest day of the year. Starting tomorrow the days will be getting longer and longer ... so hurray!


Also, Diana will be coming home for the holidays this week. Here is a picture of her jamming out at a session at her new local pub in Washington D.C.


I really hope she isn't reading this today because I don't want her to find out what I'm giving her for Xmas:


I really think she's going to like it.

So we all know that Jessica Simpson has a line of lickable perfume and now, it seems, that Nick Lachey is jumping on the bandwagon with his line of lickable underarm deodorant:


This was actually a skit from the Nick & Jessica Family Xmas Special that aired a few weeks ago. It was kinda hot ...

News time:
And that's it ... I have some errands to run today. Shizz, I need to start Xmas shopping ... oi! Holiday stress sucks.

PS: I just got word that there will be a going away dinner for Matt & Ame tonight ... I most definitely want to see them off properly.