Saturday, April 30, 2005

See Britney Dye

Britney Spears wants to dye, y'all ... she decided that she needed to highlight her hair again:


Light or dark I don't really care what color her hair is ... she'll always be my girl. I love the faces that she makes ... it seems like every day the gossip gods smile down on us and bestow the best pictures for us all to enjoy. Loves it!

UPDATE: Some people think that it is harmful for a woman to dye her hair while pregnant but Dr. Marjorie Greenfield, M.D. says this about dying one's hair while pregnant:

While there is no actual evidence available that hair dye is harmful during pregnancy, many practitioners recommend not dying hair in the first trimester when the fetal organs are forming. Processes like highlighting, which don't contact the scalp (unlike hair dye), probably are fine because they don't get into the body.

I'm sure that Britney would not do anything to endanger Fetus Spears ... we'll, I'm fairly certain that she is smart enough to consider her unborn baby.

The other day Britney went shopping for her darling baby ... Bit Bit:


According to the report she dropped a lot of cheddar on her precious pooch:

Pregnant Britney Spears visited an exclusive boutique where she splashed out on gifts for her baby, her four-legged baby that is. Britney bought a cut-glass crystal tiara and two raffia bog baskets from a pet boutique for Bit Bit the chihuahua, famed for his sophisticated palette and fashion sense. The Swarvoski crystal tiara was specially made for the pampered pooch, at a cost of $110.00. Bit Bit will travel in style in the raffia basket, adorned with pink fuschias, priced $79.00, and a second, embroidered basket which cost $129.00.

Hahahaha ... she loves that dog ... I hope she loves her baby at least just as much.

As for Kevin Federline, our favorite rat-husband, he decided to lose his trademark sneakers for his latest Starbucks run:


Are those perfectly manicured toes that I spy? Looks like someone has been getting pedicures at the spa with his wifey-wifey. Anyways, you have to admit ... K-Fed is extremely good at grocery shopping and delivering Starbucks. It seems that he does provide a valuable service for dear Britney.

Incidentally, Jason Alexander (Britney's first husband of about 55-hours) was photographed the other night:


I'm not sure where he was or why he was even photographed but ... it must suck to be him. I'm sure all he sees is the very public Spederline and he just wonders what his life would be like if Britney hadn't had their marriage annulled the very next day after they were wed in Las Vegas in January of 2004. Poor Jason ...

Okay ... I promise not to go overboard with the pictures of TOMKAT (well, I'll do my best to not go overboard) but goddamn ... it seems like they decide to make out everytime they see a camera:


It's really kinda gross ... but I can't stop looking. Someone please help me!

GAH ... moving ON ... look as these adorable pictures of Colin Farrell playing with his son, James, on the beach:


So cute, sooo cute! I've had these pictures for a few days and totally forgot to use them ... so here you go, enjoy!

Thank ye Gods ... FINALLY a good picture of Marc Anthony:


He never looked so good. But the man ain't too smart ... He must not want to stay with Jennifer Lopez for very long ... otherwise why would he get her name tattooed on his wrist?


They are doomed! DOOMED I SAY! But fortunately for her she decided to lose that ridiculous wig-thing she wore to the Billboard Latin Music Awards and opt for a nice, normal do for the premiere of her new movie Monster-In-Law and her appearance on The Tonight Show:


It may be a tad boring ... but it's not ugly ... good for J. Lo.

Lindsay Lohan has been spotted on vacation (in hiding) with her family but she looks a lot like a certain Teenage Witch I know:


Hopefully this vacation will be chock full of food so she can put meat on those bird bones of hers. Oh, and she needs to stop tanning because it looks funny with her blonde hair.

Jessica Simpson, fresh from entertaining the troops in Iraq, is home and showing off her many-colored Uggs:


She also made sure to pick up her favorite tabloid magazines. Celebrities are such hypocrites ... I love it!

Christina Ricci is so cute:


But this dress makes her boobs look funny. With huge boobs like hers she should be accentuating them not ruining them.

Cameron Diaz goes to the gym:


But damnit to hell ... she forgot her digital camera, her video camera and doesn't seem to have the energy to throw anything at the paparazzi. Well damn, if she's not going to put in any effort I'm going to stop paying attention to her. Get with the program, Cam!

Elle MacPherson and her son went scootering:


They look cute!

Pamela Anderson must be trying something new:


I bet she is a fun date.

And finally, sometimes Janice Dickinson just can't control herself:


Who knew she had a major hard-on for Tyra Banks? You can watch these 2 going at it HERE. [pictures via ONTD!]

Newstime:
So last night I pooped out and decided not to see Rasputina in Ann Arbor. I just wasn't up for driving so far for a show that wouldn't even begin until midnight. Instead, Erik and I stayed home and watched The Exorcist:


I first saw this movie when I was 7-years old ... it wrecked me for 2 weeks straight -- I was petrified. Watching it as an adult isn't as horrifying anymore but it does take me back a little and I still get the twinge of fear. Erik had never seen it and wasn't impressed. If you see enough of the movie out of context for years, as he did, I'm sure the impact is totally ruined.

I was scared and that is that.

Tonight is Steve and Stephanie's going away party ... I'll have pix and stuff for sure. I'm out.

Friday, April 29, 2005

Ladies & Gentlemen: I Give You TOMKAT

Before the weekend officially begins, let me leave you with a few images of the only Hollywood couple that everyone is talking about:


TOMKAT has landed, y'all ... it looks like they are going to press ahead with this juggernaut of a relationship. Who even cares about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie anymore?

I'm going to go puke out my intestines now ... Have a great weekend, y'all!!!

Special thanks goes out to Taina for sending me the TOMKAT pictures.

Is It Real Or Is It Photoshop?

So, Britney Spears must be getting close to her 5th month of pregnancy, so let's do a Brit Check:


Yes, her tummy seems to be getting bigger everyday (which isn't unusual for her around this time of year [when she's not touring or out promoting an album] except this time her belly isn't getting full of Cheetos & Red Bull, it's getting full of Fetus Spears). She also has all the requisite Spederline accoutrements and accessories. I think she's coming along nicely, don't you?

In other Spederline news, UPN's website devoted to the Britney & Kevin show has been updated with a new picture:


How lovely! The pictures look fresh from their recent holiday in Scottsdale, Arizona. Holla atcha, Spederline!

Okay, I feel I need to clear up a huge misconception that is going around ... various news reports have come out mistakenly suggesting that the photos of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie together on an African beach are fake. This belief comes from the news that Star magazine is running a Photoshopped picture of the pair on this week's cover. Let me clear this up ... the pictures that came out last weekend were not faked or Photoshopped -- they were real pictures of the pair together on a beach. US Weekly won the rights to publish those pictures in the U.S. and Star magazine didn't -- but it's such a huge story that Star couldn't afford to not talk about it so they concocted their own picture to use in their magazine:


People reading reports that "the Brad & Angelina picture is fake" are being led to believe that the beach photos that came out last weekend are fake. The only fake Brad & Angelina picture going around is the one used on the cover of Star magazine.

I have to say, this is a brilliant move on Star magazine's part. They make up a fake picture, tell everyone that it's fake and everyone believes that all the pictures are fake -- thus taking away the thunder from US Weekly. Anyways, I hope this clears things up for those of you who think the beach photos were faked.

And we're moving on ... Reese Witherspoon looks pissed off and/or very unhappy:


Maybe she's upset that her recent appearance with her husband, Ryan Phillipe, has failed to quell rumors that there is a rift between them? Nah, maybe it's something else ... like maybe she secretly hates Luke Wilson and was perturbed to run into him on the street:


That must be it.

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony went to the Billboard Latin Music Awards last night:


Wow! Do they both look really bad, or what?! Egads ... I'm all for supporting your man but when you have to make yourself look ugly just so he'll look better ... man, that's some crazy shizz right there.

I love this picture of Jesse Metcalf:


C'mon y'all ... those are men's shoes hanging off the bed ... is Jesse trying to tell us something? You know he doesn't spend hours plucking those eyebrows for nothing.

Let us pause to look at some pictures of David Beckham:


Let us also pause to check out Victoria Beckham's caesarian-section scar:


Gawd, that woman is so thin ... the only way she can have babies is via a hole cut into her stomach. If she had to give birth the natural way her head would probably pop right off.

Paris Hilton appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman last night:


Her face looks a bit manly in these pictures ... Terri Hatcher was also on The Late Show and she tried her best to pose just like Paris Hilton:


Boo! Terri, get your own thing ... make pouty lips or flip your hair or something. Lame Paris poses do nothing for you.

Now that male celebs like Adam Brody are being seen with their dogs, it seems that the pooch has become the new fashion accessory:


I don't like the big dogs ... I like the little teeny-weeny dogs that you can fit into medium-sized Louis Vuitton bags ... those dogs are cute!

Coco Cox-Arquette is so cute:


She looks much cuter in this picture than she did in her Christening picture ... maybe she hates wearing white?

Pamela Anderson likes to drink:


... and touch herself. Well, she does have massive boobs ... she might as well enjoy them too. [via ONTD!]

Corey Haim has really let himself go:


I heard that he got really big in recent years ... I didn't think he swelled to Anna-Nicole proportions. Yikes! [via Gastonl.com]

Verne Mini-Me Troyer can be very scary sometimes:


Well ... he's scary pretty often ... well ... all the time ...

And finally, it seems that Hayden Christenson's sister is the girl to call for a real good time:


... you know, if you're into that sort of thing ... paging the Thigh Master!

And now, the news:
Sarah, Erik and I went to see Patty Griffin at the Michigan Theater last night ... she was sooo great:


You just have to experience Patty Griffin live ... there is a quality to her voice that is just stunning. We had such a nice night ...

This weekend is Steve and Stephanie's Going Away party ... they are doing their final move to Nashville, Tennessee. We will all be very sad to see them go ... but we plan on sending them off with a bang!

I have a half day today ... I will be free after 1PM ... and for now, I'm out.

Thursday, April 28, 2005

S.W.A.K.

Gag me with a spoon already ... are Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise trying to make me barf on my lovely Kenneth Cole shoes, or what?


They are making an awful lot of noise about this new relationship, n'est ce pas? Their publicists are falling over themselves in order to confirm their "love". They're doing the kissy-kissy thing in front of the world media ... Something stinks in the state of Denmark ... or Rome or wherever the hell they are right now ... I'll be watching them like a hawk!

Sex Advice From ... Me

Nerve.com contacted me about a month ago and asked me if I would be interviewed for their Sex Advice From ... column. Of course I said yes and today the interview is online at their website. I can't believe they used my picture as the lead picture!


I had no idea who else they were interviewing so I was very pleased to learn that they chose some really cool bloggers!

Lindsay @ Lindsayism.com
Perez @ PageSixSixSix.com
Jessica @ Gawker.com
Jonno @ Fleshbot.com
Chris @ Lemon-Red.com
And little ol' me.

I have to say ... Jonno always looks hot and Perez takes a nice picture too. It's a great read ... I had fun doing the interview! Go check it out!!!

Go, Baby, Go Go

It must be hot in Arizona because Britney Spears looks like she's about to melt:


Her boobs keep getting bigger ... they must be really hard to lug around in all the heat ... can you imagine how much it makes her pits sweat? OMG ... on second thought, let's not imagine that ...

Kevin Federline ...


... is still a waste of time.

So here are more pictures of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise in Rome:


Someone left a comment and I tend to agree ... this does smell a little like a publicity stunt. They both have huge blockbuster movies coming out this summer (Batman Beings and War of the Worlds) ... what great press for both movies. There had to be something to counter the Brad & Angelina maelstrom that blew up last weekend ... and you know, Tom Cruise is always looking for ways to appear straight. I keed, I keed ... but I do have to mention the fact that there have been rumors about Tom being gay going around FOREVER. We'll see if this is true love that lasts or just a sham relationship.

Speaking of the Brad & Angelina thing ... while Angelina Jolie is busy popping up all over New York, Brad Pitt is still in Africa helping people or something:


What is it with Brad Pitt and the mega-love of children from third world countries? First Maddox and now this kid. He must be desperate to be a daddy ...

Victoria Beckham, in her skinny finery, took toddler Romeo out for some shopping:


Look at that second outfit! It looks exactly like the outfit that Britney was wearing last summer (remember, when her thong was all hanging out?). All she needs is a cigarette and a Starbucks Frappicino to complete the look. But awww, look at these pictures:


They do look cute ... Romeo looks happy ... Victoria looks hungry. All's right with the world.

Chad Michael Murray and Sophia Bush are, apparently, on their honeymoon:


The happy couple still look so in love ... and it's already been like a week! That's true Hollywood love, y'all.

Goddamn ... Marc Anthony is an ugly man:


And Jennifer Lopez must be hexed or just plain insane. That's also Hollywood love, y'all.

Nicole Richie and her mother met up with fiancee Adam Goldstein and his mother for lunch:


I'm surprised Tara Reid didn't show up and try to make out with the mothers or something like that ... I wouldn't put it past her.

Lindsay Lohan looks awesome in this picture:


She rules ... she's a fun party girl that never quite takes it too far ... as long as she doesn't skankify like Tara, I think she'll be around for a long time.

Cameron Diaz is so lame:


But these pictures are great to look at :)

Xtina Aguilera is so goth ... even when she doesn't even try:


She is so pale ... you have to admit, she's a little scary-looking.

Whoa ... speaking of scary-looking ... Bobby Brown looks horrible:


And if you put a horned helmet on his head and gold teeth in his mouth he'd almost be the spitting image of Foofy-Foofy Flava Flav.

What is going on here ... Kelly Osbourne making out with Josh Madden???


Where exactly was Ultra??? Does she approve of this?! [via ONTD!]

Who, Who ... Who let the dogs out ...


Everybody, sing along ...

Aww, Mandy Moore and her pooch:


They look so cute!

Robbie Williams looks like he just heard the news about Katie and Tom:


See ... he thought Tom was gay too.

Courtney Cox and David Arquette never take good pictures together:


He should really be happy that people are even taking pictures of him.

Tori Amos is so cool ...


... and a little weird in this picture from Vogue magazine. [via The Dent]

And finally, who is Trent Reznor trying to fool?


That hair ... it's so hipster ... what will the goth/industrial kids say?

Let's do the news:
The Garbage show last night was SOO FUN! Shirley Manson was stunning ... the setlist was awesome:

Queer
Bad Boyfriend
Supervixen
Stupid Girl
Special
Sex Is Not The Enemy
Hammering In My Head
When I Grow Up
Vow
Bleed Like Me
I Think I'm Paranoid
Push It
Only Happy When It Rains
Why Do You Love Me

Encore

Metal Heart
Cherry Lips (Go, Baby, Go)
Right Between The Eyes


And cameras were allowed to be used at will:


I took so many pictures! You can see all of them HERE.

username: pinkblog
password: pinkblog

The floor was packed ... I managed to get up to the front and get all sweaty in the throng of people. For a little while there was this very fat man behind me and all I could feel was his belly in my back ... twas not fun. She show ruled though ... Garbage always puts on a great show. You have to see them if you get the chance.

Gotta fly, more in a bit. I'm out.