Friday, January 14, 2005

I <3 Jamie Lynn

Okay, I have yet to watch one second of Zoey 101 but that doesn't mean that I don't, like, totally love admire Jamie Lynn Spears:


I'm sure her show is all existential ... you know, deep and shit ... but all I'm really waiting for is for her to actually start blogging at her blog site. I'm not the only one waiting for her online emergence. Here is a sampling of comments left at her blog:

I think u r so hot!! I've had a crush on u since
i was n 8th grade. I m n 9th grade now!! i have
pictures of u all over my locker!!! I watch your
show Zoey101 everyday!!! Well, got tu go!!
Bi, i love u!! G-dog (Davy craft)

Posted by: Davy Craft at January 10, 2005 12:21 PM

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I think ur SOOO hot I had a crush on u since i was in 5th grade im in the 8 the grade

Posted by: Matt at January 10, 2005 03:36 PM

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hey jamie lynn u r the hottest girl ever!! all the boys at my skool think the same so plzzz send an e-mail:) ur the best!

robert

Posted by: robert at January 13, 2005 02:53 PM

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I LOVE U JAMIE

pleaze talk back

ill do anything

Posted by: Matt at January 10, 2005 04:08 PM

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hey jamie this is chris im in 8th grade im going to turn 14... i rele like ur shows n i most of all i love ur looks!!!! ur so pretty ... umm i always wanted to chat with u! my screen name is chris81991 please IM me!!! jamie i rele liked u im so glad there is a site that u can read wat we write i rele want u to respond!!
xoxo much love

Posted by: chris kalczuk at January 10, 2005 05:30 PM

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Jamie u r the sexiest girl my age i've ever seen!!!!I'm in the 8th grade me and u r like the same age so believe me if we ever met we'll make a mad good couple! i think ur sister Britney is the most hottest girl in the world i thought she was since the 2nd grade!I did watch ur show and i think ur a gr8 actress! hope u write back sweet thing!

Posted by: Jonathan at January 13, 2005 09:51 PM

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Dear JAMIE,


I REALLY LIKE YOUR NEW SHOW-ZOEY 101. I WISH I COULD GET A PART ON THERE WITH YOU. E-MAIL ME BACK & TELL ME IF I GET A PART.

THANKS.

LOVE KYLE

Posted by: Kyle at January 13, 2005 06:49 PM

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This message board is out of control. Whoever is in control of this better take charge. People are posting porn photos, email address's, phone numbers.
Even more distubing is this - "Jamie u r the sexiest girl my age i've ever seen!!!!I'm in the 8th grade me and u r like the same age so believe me if we ever met we'll make a mad good couple! i think ur sister Britney is the most hottest girl in the world i thought she was since the 2nd grade!I did watch ur show and i think ur a gr8 actress! hope u write back sweet thing!"
What is going on with our world. Since when do kids in the 8th grade compliment others the same age on being sexy. Unbelievable. I'm going to report this website to the FCC.

Posted by: Concerned Parent at January 14, 2005 10:19 AM


Oh man ... this shit is hilarious! You HAVE to read it all for yourself. I half-expected to find a comment from the Thigh Master himself ... or maybe he used a pseudonym?!? Hmmm ... Anyways, if you are interested in telling this Concerned Parent that he/she is probably overreacting (or whatever else you'd like to share) then I say go right ahead ... he/she left his/her email address: connies53@aol.com

So as we await actual web-interaction with the minor Spears herself here is a list of Dating Tips to tide us over:


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Keepin' the Thighs on the prize.

Britney's Doin' Somethin'

It's out y'all ... check out Britney Spears' new video for Do Somethin'


You can download the video HERE.

Here is another screencap:


It flashes really quickly at the beginning of the video. A sign of things to come in '05?

Loves it!

Get Write

I've never really understood how Britney's personal assistant, Felicia, was able to secure her hold on Britney so tightly:


Felicia has been with Britney since the very beginning (she played the teacher in the ... Baby One More Time video) and continues to be constantly at her side. Wouldn't it make more sense if Britney had a gay guy as her personal assistant, I mean really ... who could more fully understand Britney than a gay man? I'm pretty sure that Felicia sold her soul to the Devil or something ... or maybe she's a gay man herself and we just don't know it yet? Hmmm ... just wondering.

Alert: Girl Gone Wild:


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Lindsay Lohan ... we in the goss biz salute you. ::Sniff:: It kinda brings a tear to my eye ::Sniff:: [via Defamer]

Speaking of girls gone wild ... I'm not sure what to make of new celebrity couple Tara Reid and (ex) Detroit Red Wings hockey player Sergei Fedorov [picture via Oh No They Didn't!]


I guess they make a cute couple. So when Tara is not spending time in Metro Detroit, or showing the world her boob scars she's hanging out with Sergei at the beach. Aww ... how sweet.

CBS has announced the details and revealed the cast of Survivor 10: Palau:


There were a lot of lesbians on Survivor 9: Vanuatu so I'm counting on there being a ton of gay dudes this time around. And I'm not talking about no Richard Hatch-type homos ... I want hotties! Don't let me down Burnett!!

For those of you who really want a new iPod Shuffle but already own a regular-sized iPod -- Gizmodo has the solution for you:


1. Get a Post-It note
2. Get your iPod
3. Put the Post-It note on the iPod


The hack also works with iPod Mini (but you're going to need smaller Post-It notes).

I must own this shirt:


In case anyone was wondering.

Oh! I totally forgot to express my happiness that the cutest contestant on the Battle for Ozzfest won the competition:


Yay! I would be remiss if I didn't give a shout-out to the show that my dear Jeffy worked so hard on.

So, I tried and I tried and I tried to resist the really stupid awesome song Call On Me by Eric Prydz (this song is huge on the other side of the pond). I made the mistake of watching the video and then downloading the song at iTunes and well ... I love it. The video is awesome too, if only for this reason:


And not so much this reason:


Hey, whadda ya want from me?

And now the news:
If you are interested in having the poop scared out of your body then you might want to check out A Tale of Two Sisters:


We weren't able to see A Very Long Engagement last night (due to a projector malfunction) so we saw A Tale of Two Sisters instead. Yeah, very The Ring, very The Grudge ... but scarier and more complicated. I really enjoyed it ... imagine that, a movie that makes you think.

I can't wait to get through this day! I have an errand to run after work:


I need to get my shopping on. Later.