Friday, February 11, 2005

Letter Of Truth: VD Edition

Actually, she calls her messages Streams of Consciousness now ... but anyways, here's the latest one:

February 11, 2005

Dear Fans,

Valentine's Day is around the corner and I am so grateful to have someone I love. I fall more and more in love with Kevin everyday. We've been away from each other for a week now and I think I'm losing my mind! It's the longest we've been a part from one another. He's working a lot right now and I'm so happy for him. His Details cover is coming out in a little over a week and the pictures are so hot! Stay away girls! (he he) I have such a great surprise planned for Kevin on Valentine's Day. I can't wait to see him tomorrow!

I haven't seen Kori in two weeks because I've been home in Louisiana with my mom. Hopefully Kori can come here for a visit soon because I miss her so much! I bought her the cutest dresses for Easter and to wear this summer. I love buying kids clothes.

For some reason, I can relax so much better when I'm in Kentwood. It's like food for the soul. I think when Kevin and I start a family we might build our dream home right behind my mom's. It's true; home is where the heart is. I've been having so much fun with my mom lately. We've been indulging ourselves with the simple pleasures of life. I think I may do this for a while.

I'm so excited, my dogs are stylin' and profilin' because Von Dutch just sent them the coolest little clothes! I think my dogs are so much cuter than Tinkerbell (ruff! ruff!). My mom's mad because the dogs are still having problems with their potty training. It is kind of bad because we have white carpets. They will learn soon though, I hope!

I think my momma and I are going to go see "The Wedding Date" later today. I love watching fun, girly movies. They always put me in a great mood!

I hope you all have a wonderful Valentine's Day with the one you love. But if you're single, just round up a group of your friends and grab some low-fat Blue Bell ice cream. It's the best!!

Happy Valentine's Day!
Love,
Britney

2 Live Smootch: Mi-scha Horny

Here you go you perv-heads, a screencap of the infamous kiss between Marissa (Mischa Barton) and Alex (Olivia Wilde) from The OC last night:


Click HERE (and scroll down) to watch the video.

All Access

So didya watch Mr. Spears on Access Hollywood yesterday?


Well, don't worry if you missed it because you have a second chance to see him ... Access Hollywood is airing part 2 of the interview tonight next Tuesday. His dumb-sounding southern drawl is NOT to be missed, y'all! Click HERE to watch a tiny snippet of part 1 of the interview.

I'm not sure when the interview was taped but there is no hint of problems between Brit and Kevin but we know that they have not been seen together for quite some time. More pictures have come out of Kevin sans Britney:


Hmmm ... anyways, People magazine has published that Kevin picture that everyone was freaking out about last weekend (seen first right here on this blog) and has an accompanying story. See the scans here: page 1 page 2

It's pretty sad when "real celebrities" try and emulate fake celebrities:


The first thing I thought of when I found this Ashton Kutcher picture was how much he looks like Kevin on the motorcycle that Britney bought for him. Sad, sad, sad.

Paris Hilton was spotted out shopping recently (quelle surprise):


And even though Debbie Gibson bared all for the pages of Playboy, it was Paris Hilton who scored the cover:


And she didn't even have to show her boobies ... besides, Paris is more partial to video exposés rather than pictorial ones.

Here is a new promo picture of Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke:


Is it wrong that I'm really excited to see how Boss Hogg and Roscoe P. Coltrane are portrayed rather than how the Dukes are portrayed? I am a big fan of The Dukes of Hazzard (I've probably seen every episode) but I just don't have much faith in Johnny Knoxville, Seann William Scott or Jessica Simpson.

Jenny Lopez was out and about totin' around a bag that she prolly stole from Bea Arthur:


And giving us a peek at her booty crack. Celebrities are just like us ... they show people their booty cracks!

We all know that Beyoncé has got a bootylicious ass:


And she ain't afraid to flaunt it ... well, maybe she's not entirely cool with pictures of her bikini-clad booty spreading across the Internets but, too bad I guess.

My friend Jon in LA sent me this picture of Ben Affleck from PFLAG's Stay Close campaign:


It's nice to know that Ben's gay cousin supports him and his second-rate semi-famous actorness.

Finally, here is a new picture from Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith:


How sweet they look ... this is probably right before Anakin succumbs to the dark side and ... maybe kills her?

Let's to the news:
Erik and I are going to shop tonight for outfits to wear to The Bang! (aka The Love Bang!) this weekend. We might get to see Scary Sarah at a Spag show tonight but it hasn't been decided yet.

Work beckons ... I heed the call ... I shall return. Holla!