Sunday, June 05, 2005

Pimp And Circumstance

Holy Hell!!! Here is something that you don't see everyday EVER ... a Federline graduation:


Britney Spears and Kevin Federline attended the graduation of K-Fed's brother Cameron Lee Federline ... from actual high school. That's right folks ... NOT beauty school, NOT mechanic school, NOT bartending school ... HIGH SCHOOL, y'all! Congratulations C-Fed, now you are the most successful Federline ... legitimately.

There are tons of pictures from the MTV Movie Awards hitting the blogosphere today (check out the massive report at Egotastic) so let's check out a few more ... Judd Nelson and Ally Sheedy reunited with their Breakfast Club costars at the awards ... but my lord, did they look terrible:


WTF happened to Judd Nelson? I don't even know what to say about him ... he looks insane! Ally Sheedy has aged ... quite a bit ... she has got to be like 65, right?

Nicole Richie seemed to be everywhere at the MTV Movie Awards ...


I love how she posed with Fat Joe ... what better way to appear as skinny as possible. I'm not sure why Kiefer Sutherland was posing as a hair stylist ... maybe he was undercover a la Jack Bauer?

Jessica Simpson, it is well known, has a huge mouth:


I have to say, I really like these pictures ... I think they're cute. I think she looked great ... maybe people are saying she had bad hair and wore too much fake-tanner but I have to say -- I think she pulled off this look well. But not all the pictures of her were that cute ... here she is with Johnny Knoxville and Seann William Scott:


None of them look good. Seann looks too gaunt and Jessica's eye make-up + bad lighting makes her look a little creepy -- just look at her collar bone! Yikes!

TomKat couldn't miss an opportunity to show the world how much in love they are ... Katie Holmes presented Tom Cruise with the MTV version of the lifetime achievement award ...


... seriously, if they don't want their "love" to look contrived then they need to stop doing all of these contrived things.

BUT the MTV Movie Awards wasn't the only party in town ... David Beckham threw a bash of his own to launch the David Beckham Soccer Academy:


But before the festivities could begin, Victoria Beckham had to run a few errands ... first up, getting funky for the photogs:


Her impromptu dance routine was to throw off suspicion of her real plan:


She is here to destroy the planet. You have been warned. They're already here.

Someone get Lindsay Lohan a bra:


Thanks.

Here are a couple more pictures of Hilary and Haylie Duff with Michelle Trachtenberg:


I could be their fourth ... Wouldn't I look cute with them. Deffo cuter than Haylie.

Michael Jackson has suffered another medical emergency:


He sucks. I don't believe a damn thing he says or does. I'm so tired of all of his insane, craziness. The man needs help ... I hope the jury rules to make sure he gets the help that he so desperately needs.

Here are some adorable pictures of Gwyneth Paltrow and baby Apple:


They both look really cute. I love Apple's eyes ... maybe there is hope for her yet.

Simple Plan is a very close band:


I wonder if they have an opening for a backscrubber.

Steven Tyler from Aerosmith has received a college degree from the University of Massachusetts over the weekend:


Hahaha! He looks really happy. Good for him.

Whoa ... I've been giving Mariah Carey a lot of love lately but ... man ... check out this picture:


I really hope this isn't the result of a terrible collagen accident.

And finally, here are some pictures of Prince Charles and Prince William playing a game of polo:


I had the hardest time deciding which sport to play this summer ... it was down to polo and kickball. I opted for kickball because polo is just too easy.

And now, the news:
Erik and I had a quiet night in last night. We spent the day doing housework and other stuff and then spent the evening together. I went back and forth all day over seeing Martha Wainwright but in the end we just weren't up for it. I may regret it but I just wasn't in the mood.

I did manage to finish watching the first season of 24 on DVD:


Wow ... what a great show. There were a lot of surprises that really kept me entertained. I love this show so much! I've already started season 2 ... Could 24 become my new Buffy?

This is my last "week" here at work ... today, tomorrow and Wednesday are all half days ... then a couple of meetings, graduation and then it's all over. Wee!!!

Nip/Struck

The MTV Movie Awards were last night and the stars were out in full force. The red carpet was all aflutter with various music and movie stars ... why, Jessica Alba was among the celebrities in attendance. She was there to promote her new movie The Fantastic Four but ended up promoting her fantastic 2 instead:


Click above to see uncensored pictures

It's been a while since we've had a nip slip ... and this time we get to see both of them, individually. That's hot!

Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson were all smiles on the red carpet. Jessica looked like a diva with that hair:


I think she looked great.

Lindsay Lohan, on the other hand, looked way too whited out:


Who knew she had extendable arms? Lindsay was reunited with the other Mean Girls on stage:


And they all looked a little rough ... and scary ... the Halloween Girls!

Lindsay looked a little better the other night after a night of clubbing at Club Mood:


It's good to know that she isn't shying away from fans and photographers since her car accident. Lindsay rules ... I do <3 her!

Getting back to Jessica Simpson ... boy, that girl really loves her magazines:


You just *know* that she's got some tabloid magazines in that stack. I love it!

Hilary and Haylie Duff had lunch with B.F.F. Michelle Trachtenberg recently:


They look like their own version of the Mean Girls ... but they need a fourth -- hey girls, shout me a holla!

Mary-Kate Olsen is continuing her campaign to look as terrible as possible:


At least she's good at it ... I don't get the Olsens ... at all.

David and Victoria Beckham have left the U.S. east coast for the U.S. west coast ... the pair were spotted all over LA yesterday:


He looks great. I love the flip flops. I could do without all the kissing but ... I'm not really complaining. It's cool to see them here in the U.S.

Nicole Richie and Adam Goldstein have to be photographed, like, every day:


She looks pretty good. She's still godawfully skinny but she sometimes wears it well. He looks painfully dull ... but at least he's not fat anymore ... tho, I think that would be more fun for us.

Kirsten Dunst looks thrilled to be spending so much time in gay Paris:


The poor girl looks like she wants to be put out of her misery.

Hey! Have you seen Danica McKellar (Winnie Cooper on The Wonder Years) lately?


Here are some pictures from her photospread in Stuff magazine. She's got a killer body ... but the same face ... which makes the whole package look really weird in a disturbing sort of way.

Quick game: can you guess who this person is?


Take these hideous elements and see if you can guess who it is before clicking on the picture for the answer. These pictures are perfect for the Go Fug Yourself girls.

The kids at Oh No They Didn't! came up with these great movie preview magazine scans. First up, a Wonder Woman update:


I am a little relieved to read that Joss Whedon isn't going to change up the WW costume too much. Next, we have a Rent movie preview:


The pictures from this movie look great. It brings back great memories from seeing Rent so many times a few years ago. I will totally love this movie, I just know it.

The news:
Kickball practice was very productive yesterday. This will be the second year that I will be playing on an adult kickball team. Our first game is this coming Friday. The team name is Phil Collins. The idea is that when other teams are asked who they are playing they have to say "We're playing Phil Collins". Yeah, it wasn't my idea but I'm going with it. We each have a Phil Collins song as our own personal theme song (Duh, my song is Sussudio) so it should be pretty fun.

I'm not sure if I'm going to see Martha Wainwright in concert tonight after all. I am going back and forth about it. I want to see her ... I fear if I don't go I might not get to see her for a long time (if ever again). BUT, I am *so* not in a concert mood.

What to do, what to do?!