Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Wee Willy Winky

Britney Spears news has been quiet for the past few days ... so let's take a trip down memory lane ... this past weekend E! aired the 2002 episode of Saturday Night Live when Britney was the host and musical guest -- and she was pretty funny! She was still with Justin Timberlake (he appeared on the show as well) ... when everything was perfect with the world. Le sigh. I miss that Britney. Here are some pictures of Ms. Brit when she performed with the Pussycat Dolls:


She doesn't do stuff like this anymore ... we're lucky if we get pictures of her going out to pick up a bag of Cheetos. Le sigh. [via BreatheHeavy.com]

I still love ya, Brit. I just miss the Brit that I fell in love with sometimes.

Hey have you heard that there are nude pictures of Jude Law floating around on the Internets? Apparently, Jude was visiting his mother in France and he decided to go outside and take off his underwear:


Um, what?! Why in the world would he do this? He was at his mother's house ... and he decided to get completely naked ... outside. What?! A couple people have sent me the uncensored pictures and I have to confirm -- he is no Tommy Lee. If you would like to see what all the NSFW hoopla is about, click HERE or HERE and follow the links. Enjoy?

The premiere of the movie Supercross was a mega-star-studded event! Look! Aaron Carter was there!!!


I like the buckle -- the tattoo, notsomuch. I'm sure those people I don't know are in the movie (or something) ... but hey, did you see Reba MacEntire? Something tells me that Supercross is gonna be a huge hit! Er, sorry, I meant a huge shit.

Hmm, why oh why are Jake Gyllenhaal and Kirsten Dunst shopping for prenatal vitamins?


Is this her ploy to keep her meat hooks in him? Or is it worse than that ...? Developing.

Check it out, y'all! Here come the Simpsons:


Jessica, Jessica's leech, Nick and Ashlee all went out for dinner together. Imagine that!

Paris Hilton ... you know that by wearing this outfit you're just begging for attention:


And she normally dresses so inconspicuously.

David Boreanaz was at the 2005 Teen Choice Awards:


I'm sure it has less to do with being a teen and more to do with promoting a new TV show. He looked pretty good, tho.

Sarah Michelle Gellar is making a new movie called Southland Tales:


Wee! I <3 her!

The rumor going around Hollywood is that Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling are deeply in love and have been dating for a little while now:


I mean, just look at the heat and chemistry between these 2 ... it's soooo plainly obvious.

Hayden Christensen is a huge fan of Playboy Playmates:


He loves reading all their bios.

Demi Moore wasn't always just "Ashton Kutcher's girlfriend" ... she used to have a life before he came along ... she used to be famous in her own right:


There are a lot more pictures of Demi ... er, working ... but you're going to have to follow the links from HERE and deal with the NSFWness yourself.

David Beckham called a press conference to discuss something very important:


But I have no idea what he wanted to discuss ... I just want to look at the pix.

Oh look -- Adam Brody did achieve puberty:


I bet he could grow a full beard in about 67 years. [thanks Crystle]

Does anyone know if Shane West works anymore? There are so many things wrong with this picture ...


... well, I was just wondering.

Here are today's Pink fan submissions:


You guys rule ... thanks so much for all the awesome pictures!

Newstime:
Erik and I had a great dinner last night at Annam in Dearborn, MI. It was delish, natch. Erik and I were talking about the new Sufjan Stevens cd, Come on Feel the Illinoise, and we were discussing how long the song titles are (ex. track 2 is titled: Black Hawk War, or, How to Demolish an Entire Civilization and Still Feel Good About Yourself in the Morning, or, We Apologize for the Inconvenience but You're Going to Have to Leave Now, or, "I have fought the Big Knives and will continue to fight them until they are off our lands!"). I said out loud, "He's worse than Thunderbirds Are Now!" (who are notorious for their long song titles). Just then the drummer from Thunderbirds Are Now! comes over to our table to inquire about who we thought was "worse than Thunderbirds Are Now!" He thought it was hilarious that we thought there was someone worse than his band ... but we explained what we were talking about and chatted with him for a little while. He revealed that most of their long song titles come from drunken discussions. It was pretty funny.

Only in Detroit. Well, only in Detroit because I doubt that anyone outside of Detroit would even know who Thunderbirds Are Now! are -- and that's a shame because they rock! TAN! are going on TOUR, check them out if you get a chance -- then thank me later :)

Okay storytime is over ...

ONE MORE THING -- I've been ordering some pretty cool belt buckles (I'm gonna try and make sure buckles are "in" this season), these are the ones I received today:


I have a few more on the way ... I can't just buy one or two or eight.

I'm out.

Don't Get Mad, Madge

Whoops! It seems that I forgot to wish a certain someone a Happy Birthday:


Alas, it won't be a very happy birthday afterall ... Madonna is going to be spending her birthday nursing some broken bones.

Apparently I'm some sort of abomination to gay men everywhere for forgetting Our Lady's birthday ... but in my defense, at least I didn't mention her age -- that would truly be ungay of me:


Happy Birthday, Madonna! And get well soon!!!

Extraordinary News!

Hurray! Sony Music has FINALLY decided to release Fiona Apple's third album Extraordinary Machine:


The news hit like an explosion yesterday ... her official website has been updated, Sony issued a press release, Pitchfork wrote an article about the album's release, MTVnews wrote an article about the album's release and a My Space profile has been created.

You can preview the tracks O' Sailor (HERE) and Parting Gift (HERE) online or you can download the tracks in their entirety at iTunes HERE.

It seems that the album will not be released in the form that it was leaked this year ... there have been some production changes ... but WHO CARES?! I can't wait for this album ... I've been loving it for months now!

Hilary Duff donned her new black wig for her performance on The Tonight Show yesterday:


She looks cute with the dark hair but I think I prefer her with blonde hair:


She looked great on the red carpet of the 2005 Teen Choice Awards.

Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, on the other hand, did not look that great on that same red carpet ... I am not feelin' the do' rag on Gwen ... nor am I feeling the rat tail on Gavin:


The drum major outfit-thing it getting a little tired ... but I like that she keeps changing it up. Did I ever tell you guys about how I was destined to become a drum major? I was also born to play the cymbals in marching band ... but, alas, it wasn't meant to be ... whoa tangent ... let's move on ...

Mariah Carey was actually wearing clothes at the Teen Choice Awards ... it was very good of her to consider her audience:


Can you imagine if she had worn her first choice for an outfit?


Eva Longoria spent some time at the pool this weekend:


I dunno ... no nip slips, no man to make out with ... what was the point?

Hmm ... what is Ryan Phillippe doing partying in Iceland?


These pictures may or may not be Ryan (it could be him -- supposedly he was partying with Jesse Bradford) but I am very anxious to know why he would be in Iceland (of all places) if it turns out to be him. This story ... developing.

UPDATE: I recieved an email from a Pink reader and she tells me that she knows an actor who was cast in Clint Eastwood's new movie Flags of our Fathers -- which stars Ryan Phillippe and Jesse Bradford. The movie is filming in Reykjavik, Iceland right now. Another Pink reader, whose friend is a PA on the film, confirms that it is Ryan in these pictures. [thanks Hillary and Bethany] [via ONTD!]

Oh look ... Lindsay Lohan is out and about again ...


... and still no time for the cameras. What is she hiding exactly ...?

Paris Hilton decided to take her new haircut for a night out:


I like the cut ... lose the dumb pony tail and it's a cute look.

Here are some pictures of Brittany Murphy shooting a movie in London:


I really like her all cleaned up. See, folks, rehab works.

Donatella Versace is a strange bird:


I wonder from whence she really came?

Did y'all get to watch the season premiere of My Super Sweet 16 last night? That girl was completely and utterly vile!


Her attitude was totally fostered by her idiot mother. I wanted to slap her every time she opened her big, fat mouth ... but it did make for great TV. Little Sophia has a My Space profile HERE (of course she does) and has become quite the topic of conversation at Oh No They Didn't!

Here are all the posters from the Aldo Fights AIDS campaign:


You can get wallpapers and a screensaver of these images HERE.

My dear Tony sent me this picture of him and Bob Barker:


He and his friends were doing a scavenger hunt and one of the things they needed to get was a picture with a celebrity ... how fun! Ahhh, to live in LA.

And finally, here are some more Pink fan pictures:


I am getting so many pictures from you guys, it's really sweet of you to take the time to send me the pix. But, I think this is the last week that I'm going to post pictures ... there are so many, I'm getting overwhelmed. Please don't be upset if your picture doesn't get posted -- I couldn't possibly post them all. I will post pictures for the rest of the week and then close out this fun little activity.

The news:
We had such a blast yesterday celebrating Erik's birthday. I cooked dinner for the 2 of us and then our close friends came over for cake and drinks. We had so much fun. We are going to go dancing this Thursday to further celebrate his birthday.

Erik and I were VERY touched by all of the kind comments that you guys left for him yesterday. He was so surprised to read them all ... thank you all very much!

I have some new cds to pick up today (Hilary, The Killers, The Click Five) ... so I better get to it.

I'm out.