Wednesday, October 05, 2005

TomKitten?

Has the world gone crazy today ...? First Lindsay's car crash, then the Nick and Jessica split story ... and now we have word that TomKat are pregnant?! How much is Tom Cruise paying Katie Holmes to take their stunt this far?!?


HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE MAD?!?!?!?!!? [Source]

From People.com: Tom Cruise's fiancée, Katie Holmes, is pregnant with the couple's child, Cruise's spokesperson, Lee Anne DeVette, tells PEOPLE exclusively ... "Tom and Katie are very excited, and the entire family is very excited," says DeVette. [thanks Claudia]

$10 bucks says they name it L. Ron Cruise if it's a boy or Scientologia Hubbard-Cruise if it's a girl.

I'm just in shock ... what's gonna happen next ...? Is Sean Preston Spears Federline going to make an announcement that he is the Antichrist? He still has about 7 hours to make such an announcement to cap off a crazy goss-filled day.

Are y'all havin' as much fun with this stuff as I am?

The Newlydeads

Wow ... so it appears that Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson are dunzo ... at least according to US Weekly magazine ... here is an email I recieved yesterday:

Some news I thought you might like. A sorority sister of mine has a friend that works in US Weekly. She stated that Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey are officially over and that US Weekly will be breaking the news later on today. Scandalous right? [thanks Cindy]

There are rumblings in the blogosphere that the news will explode today ....


I have to admit that if true ... this is pretty sad ... I know we all joked about Nick and Jess, our fave Newlyweds, but I really thought these 2 kids where gonna make a go of it. [Source]

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UPDATE: From Gawker: Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson, America's Newlyweds, have called it quits ... The couple is waiting to make an official announcement later in the month (at the appropriate career opportunity, we're sure), but according to Us Weekly's scoop — kept so under wraps that employees were not allowed to receive their advance issues yesterday, presumably for fear that People might rape and pillage the story — the marriage has been dead for some time.


Well, I guess that about settles it. Thanks for the head's up Kristen! [Source]

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UPDATE 2: Damn ... what is it about today ...? I had to go off and do an interview while all this hoopla blew up all over the place ... Of course Joe Simpson and other reps for Nick and Jessica are denying this story ... but if you read carefully, they're not really saying much except that the story is "not true". It seems to me that US Weekly is very aware that the Simpsons are very sue-happy ... I don't think they would go to press, put the story on the cover if they didn't think they could defend the story. Click HERE to see scans of the US Weekly article (scroll down). My thanks to all of you for sending in the newslinks ... what a day ...

Crash! Boom! Bang!

Wow ... Britney Spears gets married twice in a single year and Lindsay Lohan has to show her up by getting into 2 car accidents in a single year. Lindsay's black Mercedes was smashed up pretty bad in a run-in with a brown van:


Lindsay, her female passenger and the driver of the van were all taken to the hospital. It is being reported that Lindsay suffered minor injuries. The MTV news report states that Lindsay immediately ran away from the smashed car, presumably to avoid the paparazzi -- but maybe to hide something? It's still a bit unclear. Witnesses blame the paparazzi for this, second, accident. It appears that L. Lo is going to be OK ... we'll see how severely the driver of the van will be punished. [Source]

In happier scarier news, Lynne Spears is letting the onset of fall get her into the Halloween spirit ... mama Spears was seen shopping for Halloween decorations:


I can't believe she got dressed up as a hag just to pick up a few decorations. [Source]

Kirstie Alley may be dropping pounds like nobody's business ... but what the hell, lady ... would it kill you to run a brush thru that hair?


See, I really feel for the children ... no one ever thinks about the children when travesties like this occur. Let's NOT forget about the children ... [Source]

The new SkeletwinsTM got together to spend the evening at Koi in LA this week ... check out these snazzy outfits worn by Mischa Barton and Nicole Richie:


See, I believe in recycling -- I really do -- but using old rugs and dead dogs to make outfits is soooo wrong. [Source]

Here are some more pictures of Miss Mischa ... it looks like she keeps going back and forth between the 2 men in her life ... first she's back with Brandon Davis and then she goes back to Cisco Adler:


Damn ... it's like which is the lesser of 2 evils? Brandon is a Big Mac away from turning into Janet Jackson and Cisco looks like a reject from a Jay and Silent Bob movie. I feel for ya, honey. And I'd be embarrassed to be seen with this joker, too. [Source]

It's confirmed ... THE hottest celebrity trend this year has to be schmoozing with the homeless ... hello, only everyone is doing it ... but Uma Thurman is taking the whole trend to the next level:


Swapping spit with the homeless is SO hot right now. [Source]

Oh look ... Tom Cruise and Katie Kate Holmes are still showing the world that they are still together ... I'm actually surprised they aren't married yet ... but anyways, check out these pictures of the pair at Tom's daughter's soccer game:


I *love* that there is only, like, 5 years separating Kate and Tom's daughter ... so hot. I also love that both Tom Cruise and his daughter appear to have larger breasts than Kate does. I hope that girl is getting P-A-I-D to be seen in public with these two. [Source]

Disney is releasing Cinderella on DVD for the first time ever and I suppose that calls for a celebration ... or some shizz like that ... check out this picture from the lavish event:


Kimora Lee looks fab ... but what the shizz is Star Jones trying to pull off here? She looks more like Cinderella's carriage rather than Cinderella herself. Blech! [Source]

See ... what did I say? Trishelle will do anything to try and stay relevant:


Yeah ... sweetie, go back to hanging out with the Laguna kids ... Andy Dick is seriously not the way to go. [Source]

Pink reader Hollie sends in this picture of Jessica Simpson from her concert last Saturday in Chicago ... note the abnormally loose clothing:


Yeah ... Jessica is a huge fan of wearing slim, tight-fitting clothing ... what do you suppose she is trying to say here? Jessica also announced that she is "taking a year off from work" which includes postponing her new album, which was due to be released soon, until next year. HMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!! Rumor has it that US Weekly is about to make an announcement about Nick and Jessica ... I was told that the announcement would be about their break-up -- but maybe it'll really be about her pregnancy? [thanks Hollie]

Okay y'all ... Aaron Carter has a couple of things to get off his chest:


Fine ... everyone got it now? [Source]

I have to give a big birthday shout-out to Nicky Hilton who turns 22 today:


Honey, it's all downhill from here on out ... have a great birthday! [Source, thanks Beckie]

Gwyneth Paltrow gets all flower power-y on the cover of the new issue of Vogue magazine:


I think she looks great ... I know the big, poofy dress is a staple of a Vogue shoot but maybe they should try something else ... the whole starlet-on-a-couch-in-an-insanely-over-the-top-poofy-dress photo gets old. [Source]

Jake Gyllenhaal is on the cover of the new issue of Empire magazine:


Le sigh. [Source]

Cameron Diaz is on the cover of Seventeen magazine:


Um, for real? And, why??? [Source]

I love these shirts ... c'mon you know you do too ...


When I saw these girl shirts at Hollister I had to pick up one for me (Team Kristin) and one for Erik (Team LC). Unfortch, we don't have the boobs to fill them out ... and we still haven't found the right occasion to wear them to. [Source]

Here is a picture of Pink readers Melissa and Emily from New York City:


I ran into these lovely ladies on my first day in the city ... Hotness! [thanks Melissa & Emily]

And finally, here is the latest picture of a Pink fan with her Pink is the new Blog sticker:


I managed to give out a few stickers this past week while I was in NYC ... if you have a pink sticker (Andy!) make sure you send in your picture so I can post it :) [Source]

Newstime:
Sarah and Mark spent last weekend hanging out in Boston, MA hanging out with Angi and Tony for Mark's birthday. Here is a fun picture of Sarah and Mark in Salem:


They look so cute. Sarah couldn't stop talking about how amazing their trip was ... [thanks Sarah]

Last night a few of us got together for an after-birthday party for Mark ... Tracey brought baby Zakiya and she, of course, stole the spotlight:


Damn ... she is the cutest baby ever! [thanks VLB]

Today I am hosting a small camera crew from the Canadian entertainment channel Star! who are flying in from Toronto to do a little interview with me. I can't believe that people would actually fly into Detroit just to talk to little ol' me. It's cruisazy. I'll have an update on what goes on today tomorrow ...

And with that ... I'm out. Lates!