Friday, March 31, 2006

"Whatever You Got, I'll Eat It, Snort It Or Ride It, Baby!"

OY! Last night was a laaaate night ... hence the lateness today ... all apologies ... let's get to it ...

So, I know y'all watched Britney Spears guest star on last night's episode of Will & Grace ... so what did we think?


I have to be honest ... the writing on the show was not great. In fact, I've not been a fan of the writing on W&G for some time now ... that's why I don't watch the show anymore (I do love the reruns of the early seasons tho). I felt the episode started out weak but it did redeem itself somewhere in the middle. Britney did get some great lines (the lesbo lines) that were extremely funny ... but her delivery in some other parts was not the best. That said, I felt she did a fine job for a guest appearance -- she was much better than George Takei ... altho, she was NOT as funny as Wanda Sykes. That woman is just freaking funny no matter what she does ... she has the best delivery. Overall, I really enjoyed the show ... it was nice seeing Brit Brit all polished and cleaned up ... [Source]

... because these days ... we don't get much polished and cleaned up Britney ... check out this picture of Brit taking Sean Preston with her to a dance studio:


Ugh ... she looks hit as hell! Britney! Damn! [Source]

Naomi Campbell made the front page of The New York Post for assaulting another one of her peons with a cell phone ...


Supermodel Naomi Campbell was arrested at her Park Avenue home Thursday and charged with assaulting her housekeeper with a cell phone, New York City police said. Campbell, who was later released, could face up to seven years in prison after she was charged with second-degree assault for throwing a cell phone at housekeeper Ana Scolavino. Police said it struck her on the back of the head and opened a cut that needed four staples. Don't you just love the shawl that Naomi is wearing? It hides her handcuffs so well ... I cannot believe that she split open a woman's head with a cell phone! Naomi is a crazy beyotch all right ... but you know she's gonna pay her way outta this. [Source, Source, Source]

Wow ... today is the day for breakups ... People magazine reported late yesterday that Matt Leblanc and his wife Melissa are divorcing after being married for 3 years:


"Melissa and Matt LeBlanc have decided to end their marriage of three years," the actor's rep, Joe Libonati, said in a statement. "The dissolution is amicable. They remain devoted parents and friends. For the sake of their family, they ask that their privacy be respected at this time." According to legal documents filed by LeBlanc, the actor is seeking "dissolution of marriage" based on "irreconcilable differences." He lists the couple's date of separation at Jan. 1, 2006, and requests joint legal custody of their 2-year-old daughter, Marina. Poor Joey ... er, I mean poor Matt. First his show tanks and then his marriage falls apart ... I think he needs some Friends to reunite with to help him feel better. [Source]

Not only are Matt and Melissa dunzo but so are Russell and Kimora Lee Simmons ... they, too, are splitting up ... they were married for about 8 years:


Rap mogul Russell Simmons and his wife Kimora Lee Simmons are splitting, a rep for Kimora confirms to PEOPLE. An announcement is expected later today. A spokesperson for Russell had no comment. Russell, 48, and Kimora, 30, married in 1998 and have two daughters: Ming Lee Simmons, 6, and Aoki Lee Simmons, 3. Both girls model for Baby Phat Clothing, Kimora's offshoot of her husband's Phat Farm clothing line. There have been rumblings going around that these 2 were splitting up but I hadn't heard anything concrete. Russell and Kimora Lee share a whole lot of wealth (have you seen their 2 episodes of Cribs?) so it should be interesting to see how all of that $$$ gets divided up. Oy! [Source]

Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn are back in Chicago reshooting scenes for their upcoming movie The Breakup, check out a few pictures:


Vince looks pretty rough exiting that SUV, while Jen takes off like a bat outta hell. It's good to see Vinnifer back in Chicago ... they still look pretty coupley. [Source, Source]

Sienna Miller got herself brand a new tattoo, check out the new ink on her shoulder:


Casanova actress Sienna Miller ... had three tiny blue stars splashed across her shoulder. Sienna, 24, cheekily flashed her new tattoo as she returned home from a holiday in Guatemala. So what do we think? I kinda like the blue ink but I don't like the cluster of stars much. [Source]

Jared Leto paid a little visit to the Much Music studios in Toronto, Canada yesterday this week promoting his band 30 Seconds to Mars:


Looks like he's still rockin' some of the chub he put on for his latest movie Chapter 27. Eh, whatevs ... he's still a cutie -- chub or no chub. [Source]

Check out this picture of Julia Roberts from one of her preview shows for her new Broadway show Three Days of Rain:


The show has a limited run and is nearly sold out already ... I wonder if Julia has what it takes to make it on Broadway. I'd be interested in checking out her performance ... too bad I won't be in NYC any time soon. [Source]

Nicky Hilton was on hand at the Young Hollywood Awards Countdown at Liberache's Penthouse in Beverly Hills, CA last night:


Even tho the night was presented by Diesel, Nicky still decided to dress in this ridiculous outfit. I hate it all ... is she serious with that vest ... and a chain wallet?!? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [Source]

Aneesa was strangely absent from MTV's Real World/Road Rules Challenge: Gauntlet 2 reunion special this week ... it looks like she was too busy being a showgirl to show up for the reunion:


Yikes! If you are at all interested in seeing the NSFW uncensored version of these pictures (and I, for the life of me, cannot imagine why that would be the case) you can see them at ONTD! by clicking HERE. Enjoy? [Source]

Michelle Trachtenberg is featured in the April issue of Jane magazine ... and she is lookin' like quite the little hottie:


That's my Dawny ... Buffy would be so proud. [Source]

Yay! Abercrombie & Fitch have revealed their new summer clothing line ... and a bunch of new pictures to go along with the release:


Sure it's more of the same (same polos, same t-shirts, same cargo shorts) but well ... I like the pictures. [Source]

And finally, I have received my very own copy of Brokeback Mountain on DVD and let me tell you ... the movie is still as touching and poignant as it was in the movie theaters. I could watch this movie over and over again ...


... and I especially love the little snippet interviews with the cast in the special features portion of the DVD. Hey, who doesn't love little flashes of Jakey poo in his wife-beater t-shirt. Wee! [Source]

Da News:
I was soooo excited about last night's episode of Will & Grace that I decided to celebrate all night long ... fortunately my friend David is visiting Detroit for the next week and we were able to celebrate together. We got to hang out with Sarah for drinks last night at the Double Olive.

Today we're doing some shopping and some eating ... tonight we're meeting up with Sarah, Mark, Jeff, Mike G. and his friends Norm and Dave at Necto for some DANCING! Woot! I can't wait ... let the weekend begin ... it's gonna be shizzloads of fun!

I'm out. Lates.

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Hit Me Baby ... One Two Three More Times

Ruh-ro ... Naomi Campbell is at it again ... someone needs to get that crazy beyotch in anger management classes before she kills someone ... TMZ is reporting that Naomi was arrested at 8AM this morning for assaulting another one of her assistants:


Naomi Campbell has been arrested for allegedly assaulting her assistant. NYPD sources tell TMZ that the model was arrested at her home and taken to the Midtown North Precinct -- As of 12:20 PM EST, Thursday, Campbell was still there ... We're told the incident occurred at 8:00 AM EST. The alleged victim, a 41-year-old woman, was struck in the head with an object, allegedly thrown by Campbell. The woman had a laceration on the back of her head. She went to Lenox Hill Hospital for stitches. Um, LOL! Naomi is freaking crazy ... this is the third time she has assaulted one of her assistants. [Source]

... oh, and does anyone know where I can get that shirt she's wearing?

Maps ... They Don't Love You Like I Love You

Wooooot! Today's the day, y'all ... the first day of The Comeback of Britney Spears! Well ... okay, that's prolly taking things a bit too far, but today is the day that we get to see if she can capitalize on her guest starring appearance on Will & Grace which airs tonight on NBC at 8pm. USA Today considers what it may take for Britney to make a successful comeback in THIS article. The article is a good read, I highly recommend it:


She looks great in these preview screen caps ... but if this ain't enough for you ... [Source]

... you can check out a short video clip from tonight's episode by clicking on the arrow below:


A few Canadian peeps have alerted me to the fact that Britney's W&G episode actually aired in Canada last night. From what I understand, she did a great job on the show. I can't wait, y'all! Today is gonna be the best day ever! [Source, thanks Joe]

One last bit of Spederline news, BritneySpears.com and Kevin Federline's official My Space profile have been updated with new pictures from their recent events. K-Fed's profile has been updated with a new picture of the pair from his party in Atlanta and Britney's site (the fan club section) has been updated with photos from Kevin's birthday celebration in Las Vegas last week:


Who knew that little people were fans of The Federline? See, being a member of Britney's fan club has its benefits! [Source, Source]

ATTENTION: LOST SPOILER ALERT WARNING

OMG! OMG! OMG! How awesome was last night's episode of Lost?! It's about damn time they aired a show that chock full of OMG! moments ... it's been a while ... but since we're nearing the end of the season you can tell they're kicking things into high gear:


Damn ... I don't even know where to begin ... I suspected that Ana Lucia, Sayid and Charlie would find the hot air balloon and grave ... but I did NOT anticipate that Sayid would be skeptical (and crazy) enough to dig up the grave to see who was really buried in there. I'm telling you ... when he whipped out the driver's license of the real Henry Gale I about shizzed my pants. Basically, I spent most of the episode yelling out OMG! at the TV. Yeah, I was really yellin' when the blast doors came down in that hatch ... especially when the doors almost crushed Locke's legs (Sarah and I actually screamed in unison on that one). We know from Locke's flashbacks that he has SERIOUS trust issues, it was wise of the fake Henry Gale to gain Locke's trust ... he could be the only thing to keep "Henry" from getting killed. So, let's talk about the map ... obvs it's a map of the island that illustrates where the other hatches are ... it appears to have been drawn by Desmond (since it says I AM HERE in the lower left hand corner). Locke is the only person among the survivors to have seen this map ... does this give him the upperhand over Jack? It is my opinion that the food rations that Jack and Kate found in the jungle were triggered by whatever happened in the hatch. Things on the island are so mechanical and the food and supplies that sustained Desmond had to come from somewhere ... they had to be replenished somehow. Maybe the hatch locks down every so often, the food is delivered and the person inside the hatch is unaware of who delivered the food. It had to have happened before because how else would Desmond know to draw the map on the wall so that it would show up when the black lights came on. AHHHHH!!! There is so much to consider ... [Screencaptures via Lost-Media.com]

THIS site has a very clear, large size detailed image of Desmond's map, you can see it by clicking below:


Nadia has a connection to Locke and Locke has many connections to airplanes (they always seem to be flying over his head). I can't even believe how much of a bastard Locke's dad is -- that guy sucks! And you just know he's gonna have some sort of connection with Sawyer (obvs, they're both con men). I really like Katy Segal as Locke's chick Helen -- I hope we get to see more of her ... shizz is gettin' good on the show ... I can't even imagine how the season is gonna end ... but I'm very excited! [Source, Source]

Okay, let's move on ... check out these AWESOME pictures of Nicole Richie and DJ AM frolicking together in Mexico ... it looks to me like the reconciliation is going very well:


They make such a cute couple ... I really hope things work out for them ... I've got my fingers crossed. [Source]

Ew ... I am totally grossed out by these pictures of Ryan Seacrest and Teri Hatcher holding hands and making out ... geeze, are they trying to pull another TomKat? These 2 look so fake together:


Their awkward kiss looks very reminiscent of some other famously awkward kiss that we all remember. Ugh ... I never knew that Teri was so desperate. Hee hee, get it? [Source]

Paris Hilton seems to bruise easily ... all she has to do is have a nice quiet night with her boyfriend o' the moment and she comes away with bruises the next morning:


If you remember, she got all bruised up after "hanging out" with Nick Carter and now she's all bruised up after hanging out with Stavros Niarchos. I wonder what the hell is really going on with her. [Source]

Check out these cute pictures of Angelina Jolie and Maddox as they do some shopping in Paris, France:


Maddox is cute but not Apple Martin cute (at least not in these pictures). Ange is gettin' huge ... she's due in May so it won't be long now. [Source]

Tori Spelling was on hand for a VH1 party to celebrate the launch of her new VH1 series So noTORIous which debuts on VH1 this Sunday night ...


... it appears that Tori's fiancee Dean McDermott is only interested in one thing ... and I'm not talking about her acting chops. [Source]

Eliza Dushku was on hand for a screening of the movie Ballroom Dancing and Charm School and she was lookin' very cute:


I <3 her totally! [Source]

Wow ... okay, so Bobby Brown's sister has gone on the record to divulge all of Whitney Houston's drug secrets ... of course she went to The National Enquirer to tell sell the tale ... here are supposed pictures of Whitney's bathroom:


The National Enquirer's sensational exclusive photo (in this week's issue) shows the superstar singer's private bathroom after she has locked herself away for days on yet another self-destructive binge. Amid the trash, leftover food and empty beer cans are the tools of the hardcore drug fiend -- pipes, rolling papers, spoons in which powdered cocaine is cooked into crack, lighters. The picture was taken by one of Whitney's closest friends and relatives -- Tina Brown, sister of her husband Bobby. Uh huh ... now, don't get me wrong -- it's not that I don't believe that Whitney could be a crack addict (she sure acts like she is) but these pictures could be from anyone's bathroom. It's not like one of Whitney's Grammy awards is on the counter or anything ... while these are juicy pictures I think they should be taken with a grain of salt ... or maybe a crack rock. [Source]

And finally, here are a couple more pictures from Superman Returns ...


Director Bryan Singer really knows cute guys when he sees them ... I think he did an amazing job casting Clark Kent ... I'm so excited for this movie!!! [Source]

The News:
You don't even want to know what kind of day I had yesterday ... it was rife with bullshizz that I really have no interest in rehashing ... let's just say "I'm so moving on" and leave it at that.

Today is lookin' like it's gonna be a much better day ... leading into a great upcoming week :) Deets to follow, I'm sure ... but for now ... I gots ta jet.

I'm out!

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Anticipating

You have no idea how excited I am for tomorrow ... I can hardly contain myself ... I have been anxiously awaiting Thursday March 30, 2006 to arrive and here we are ... on the eve of this momentous day. Now I know that I am not the only one around here who is counting down the minutes until Britney Spears makes her debut on tomorrow night's episode of Will & Grace. I have high hopes that the ep will be amazingly funny ... and it may inspire other TV shows to go after Britney in the hopes that she will guest on their shows as well. AOL imagines what it would be like if Brit Brit made a guest appearance on 24:


Scenario: American hero Jack Bauer has finally met his match in Russian spy Britlana Spearsikov. By day, she's an assassin tasked with eliminating Bauer, but by night she's his undercover lover. They make 'Mr. & Mrs. Smith' look like amateurs. You have NO idea ... Britney guesting on 24?! I would die ... LOVE IT! [Source]

AOL also imagines what Britters would look like if she got herself some grillz:


We all know K-Fed's gonna get one soon, and we think a ride-or-die chick should always stand by her man. Paul Wall says: "She needs to come see me for a real grill and quit playin' games. I would make her a grill that says "MOM" in princess cuts. She would definitely make the tabloids with that one." Damn ... this would be funny if it weren't close to becoming a reality ... with the way that K-Fed spends her money and influences her ... I wouldn't be surprised if the crazy beyotch did get herself some grillz. UGH! [Source]

Björk was on hand at the MoMA in NYC for the premiere of her new movie Drawing Restraint 9 ... and as far as Björk goes ... she was looking pretty normal:


Sure she's got a piece of tinfoil sticking out of her hair but ... at least her outfit isn't making any noise nor is it alive. I say Kudos! to Björk! I've seen the Drawing Restraint 9 trailer and I own the (extremely strange) soundtrack so I'm very interested in seeing this film when it opens in Detroit. [Source]

Destiny's Child were honored yesterday with their very own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in LA ... here are a few pictures from the event:


Beyonce Knowles, the lead singer of the Grammy Award-winning trio, joined former bandmates Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams at the installation of the walk's 2,035th star ... "We started when we were 9 years old, and here we are getting a Hollywood star," said Knowles ... "Dreams come true. So thank you all so much for supporting us." Uh huh ... I love all this camaraderie ... but how come Latavia and LaToya weren't on hand for the event ... they were original members of Destiny's Child ... who forgot to invite them? [Source]

Here are a few more pictures of Jake Gyllenhaal doing his spring training workout at the campus of UCLA ... altho he isn't quite shirtless ... he's getting closer:


Hopefully tomorrow we'll get pictures of a totally shirtless Jakey poo workin' his shizz out! Hot! [Source]

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie continue to film scenes for the upcoming season of The Simple Life ... check out these cute pictures of Paris hangin' out with a kid:


I've been rewatching the first 2 seasons of The Simple Life on E! and am getting excited to see what Paris and Nicole do this new season as they work with children. I have to admit, it's a little sad to see the girls having so much fun together in the first 2 seasons knowing that they don't even speak anymore. I love them together ... we'll see how this final season pans out. [Source]

Here are a couple of pictures of Nicole Richie rockin' her new extensions and her new French-inspired look:


As much as I really like Nicole's new short haircut I think I like the extensions as well ... they remind me of her old look, the old Nicole. Now all we gotta do is get a wee bit more weight on her and she'll be all set. [Source]

Check it out ... here is a new look at Bennifer Jenniffleck's new baby girl Violet Ann Affleck:


Awwwww ... that baby is cute! Hopefully it will look more like Jen Garner and not so much like Ben Affleck. [Source, Source]

Speaking of cute babies ... here are a couple pictures of THE ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE Apple Paltrow Martin just hangin' out in NYC:


OMG ... seriously ... she is the cutest celeb baby ever (sorry Maddox). She looks like a mini Chris Martin ... with more hair and better teeth. Love it! [Source]

YIKES! The caption on these pictures reads: Singer Sinéad O'Connor shared a romantic moments with her boyfriend on Broadway and Prince streets in Soho. The coupled kissed, and strolled around. and I really hope it's a mistake ... cuz if Sinéad O'Connor is getting freaking with this dude ...


... then ... ugh ... I don't even know what to say (all I keep thinking is "Ew, old balls!"). It's good to see that Sinéad has gone back to the shaved head look ... I never really got used to her with hair. [Source]

So apparently Jessica Simpson is lookin' to adopt a baby and raise it on her own ... and Nick Lachey is happy being a new uncle (Nick is photographed here going to the hospital to meet his new baby niece), especially since he's now gettin' the good lovin' from Vanessa Minnillo:


From People: Jessica Simpson is considering adopting a child, her publicist, Rob Shuter, has confirmed. "Nothing has been finalized yet," Shuter, who was asked when and how Simpson would adopt, told the Associated Press on Tuesday. He added, "It is true that she's exploring options." Meanwhile, People is also reporting that Nick and MTV VJ Vanessa are romantically involved (see, those hearts were spot on!): Seems like just yesterday that Nick Lachey was linked with Laguna Beach's Kristin Cavallari. So why was he getting hot and heavy with sexy young TV host Vanessa Minnillo in New York City on Monday? The two were in a flimsily curtained-off area at the W Union Square's Underbar. "Nick's a single guy," is all a Lachey pal will say ... A source says Lachey, 32, and Minnillo, 25, were doing an R-rated bump-and-grind. "I saw tongues on skin," says the source. INTERESTING ... these 2 really are living different lives these days ... I somehow can't see Jessica as a mom ... but I suppose if Britney can do it ... [Source, Source]

Brad Pitt is sportin' a new look these days ... check out this new picture of Brad chillin' in Paris, France with some new facial hair:


I'm not a fan of hairy Pitt but he looks kinda okay in this picture. [Source]

Adrien Brody is on the cover of the latest issue of Flaunt magazine, here are the pics:


I <3 Adrien but he always looks sad in his pics ... even the monkey looks sad in these pics. [Source]

A couple of Pink readers altered me to the fact that some of the 8th & Ocean girls appear on a couple different websites ... Britt is all over The Buckle website and Briana is all over the Urban Outfitters website:


Both of these sites are SO MUCH COOLER than that International Male website (ya hear me Vinci?) Eh ... I'm kinda already over these models. [Source, Source, thanks Danni and Mel]

And finally, Pink reader Karen sent me the link to Ryan Reynolds' My Space profile ... the pictures look kinda personal so maybe the profile is real:


The blogs are interesting ... but it's not totally convincing ... what do we think, is it real? [Source, thanks Karen]

The News:
Yesterday evening I got to hang out with my friend Erik (who is not my ex Erik) who I used to work with when I was a teacher. He and I have kept in touch but we don't get to hang out much ... the school is on Spring Break so he had some time to hang out. It was really cool catching up with him ... he filled me in on all the gossip at the school and I filled him in on all the drama in my life.

I had preview screening tickets for a showing of Thank You For Smoking last night but I didn't get there in time so I couldn't see the movie. Instead, I went over to Sarah's to hang out for a bit.

I'm not sure what I've got going on tonight but I suspect it will be a quiet night in taking care of some bizznazz ...

That is all ... I am out.

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Who Do YOU Trust?

Okay ... so I know that I said that I don't believe that Britney Spears is pregs again ... and I'm stickin' to that assertion but these pictures do cause me further cause for concern ... check out all this junk food crap that Britney picked up at her local grocery store in Malibu, CA:


Hahahahahaha! She must have major cravings ... but I'm sure they're just regular ol' cravings and not "pickles and ice cream" cravings. Damn, that shopping basket is full of crap ... poor Sean Preston, he's gonna rot his teeth out before they even grow in. [Source]

ATTENTION: 24 SPOILER ALERT WARNING

OMG ... love it, love it, love it ... last night Sarah, Mike G. and I were in Ann Arbor for the Sarah Harmer concert so I had to wait until like 1AM to watch last night's episode of 24 ... but there was no way I was gonna wait until today to watch it ... so what did we all think?


At the onset of the show Audrey was lookin' guilty as hell ... which was exactly what that Christopher dude wanted ... the fact that Audrey had sex with Walt Cummings ... that was some messed up shizz right there. I really felt bad for her as she was forced to confess but I was so skeptical. This show has ruined my trust in EVERYONE ... the only people on the show that I believe implicitly are Jack and Chloe -- that's it ... everyone else is suspect. Did y'all notice that Edgar's replacement at CTU was played by Kate Mara who played Ennis' daughter Alma Jr. in Brokeback Mountain?! Do you love it? Her character, Sherri, is brilliant (with all that chemistry stuff) but insanely crazy (with all that sexual harassment stuff). I really wanted to believe that Miles is a sleaze but when she freaked out when Bill Buchanan brushed her shoulder ... yeah, she's gonna cause lots of drama. A few things to wrap up: What the hell does Wayne Palmer have? Thank the gods he hooked up with Agent Aaron Pierce, he will deff keep him alive ... or at least deliver the info. I really want to hate Karen, the Homeland Security lady, but she does seem reasonable ... it takes some new bosses a long time to get used to Jack Bauer but she seems to be getting it a big quicker (altho, I think that Secretary Heller [Audrey's dad] is gonna rip her a new a-hole). I seriously almost teared up when Jack saved Audrey from further torture -- yes, I'm a lame dorkass. There is no way in hell that Jack died in that explosion ... so don't worry ... but I doubt that all of the SYNTOX gas was incinerated in the explosion ... I bet there's another canister somewhere. OMG ... this show rules ... I love it! I cannot wait until next week ... the First Lady's assistant?! Yeah ... her involvement in the day's events is gonna turn out to be gooooood! [screencaptures via TwentyFourOnline.com]

ATTENTION: PRISON BREAK SPOILER ALERT WARNING

Okay ... let's do a Prison Break recap ... I didn't anticipate that the judge would delay the execution but it does introduce a new, intriguing element to the whole story ... is the dad really in the picture? He is the leak that may save Lincoln from execution ...? But how is he connected to everything? Sucre is quickly becoming my favorite character ... he made me laugh out loud twice (the donkey comment and the Matlock comment)!! The 2-week delay gives the show a Prison Break pt. II feel ... the burned tattoo and snoopy doctor keep adding complications that make it the show very interesting. I'm not sure how I feel about the upcoming flashback episode(s?) ... it seems all a bit too Lost for my initial taste ... but it will be cool to see all the prisoners before they became prisoners.

ATTENTION: MTV'S RW/RR CHALLENGE: GAUNTLET 2 SPOILER ALERT WARNING

Ahhh ... I have to comment on the season finale of MTV's Gauntlet 2 ... I mean c'mon ... have you ever seen a lamer finish by a team in your whole life?


Not only did Derrick go out like a bitch in the last male gauntlet but his team totally bitched out in the last mission. Derrick was a fierce competitor but I have zero love for him -- he's a jerk and I have to admit, I did laugh a bit when Timmy eliminated him from the game ... I mean, did you see how Timmy just dragged Derrick like a doll across the sand?! LOL! The Veteran team was so lame ... they just sucked the whole time, mainly because they were comprised of some major lame-os (Julie sucks). The Rookie team really kicked ass ... they really deserved the win and I'm glad they destroyed the Vets. Hah! [Source]

Okay ... the gossy stuff ... check out how amazing Sharon Stone looked at the NYC premiere of Basic Instinct 2:


I'm not sure if she really does look good or she just looks good in comparison to how she's been lookin' lately. The makeup looks good, her hair looks good ... I approve. [Source]

Jennifer Aniston, on the other hand, wasn't lookin' that great IMHO at the premiere of her new movie Friends With Money:


Has her forehead always been this big? What? I'm just asking. [Source]

Oh yes ... yes, yes, yes ... it is that time of year again ... the sun is out, the weather is warming up ... the birds are chirping ... and the Jake Gyllenhaal has begun his spring training ... let's look in on the lad to see how his training program is going:


Soooooooooooooo hot. All he needs to do is lose that pesky shirt and he's good to go ... but hey, I'm not complainin' at all. [Source, thanks Girl]

Did you know that Xtina Aguilera moonlights as a food delivery chick? Yup, it's true ... here are few pictures of Xtina dropping off a cake at someone's house:


I really think that Xtina needs to start chewing her gum with her mouth closed ... it's just a suggestion. [Source]

Kelly Osbourne was on hand at the FiFi Awards in London last night ... and she was lookin' ... well ...


... the curtains hanging behind her are nice ... [Source]

Let me preface this next bit by saying that I do not believe for one second that Amanda Bynes and Channing Tatum are seriously dating ... that said, what is Amanda doing with her hand inside Channing's jacket ... or his pants?? Check out this picture from TeenPeople.com:


I don't blame the girl ... oh hellz no ... not at all ... but honestly, I think this "romance" is too well-timed for the promo for their new movie. He's hot tho ... I'd fake it for him (not that I'd need to). [Source]

A few people were wondering if the pictures posted yesterday (from the Entertainment Weekly party in Miami) were really of Paris Hilton ... so here are a few more pictures from that night ... it really looks to me like it's Paris:


The poses, the wonky eye, the close proximity to new rap superstars Three 6 Mafia ... yeah, it's her alright. [Source]

Here are a couple pictures of Ashlee Simpson performing in Puerto Rico:


I'm sorry, y'all ... she's been lookin' really good these days. I hope she keeps it up :) [Source]

What's with all the celebs sellin' their shizz on eBay lately? It's not like they need the money or anything ... comic book GOD Stan Lee certainly doesn't need anymore money and yet, he's selling his car on eBay HERE:


It's not even for charity or anything ... I think I'd rather own LO's car. [Source, thanks Yuka]

Charisma Carpenter is on the cover of the new issue of Men's Edge magazine:


I love her as Cordelia on Buffy and Angel ... it's nice to see that she can still make a living off her boobs. [Source]

Will the Brokeback Mountain hoopla never die out? The DVD ain't out yet and now we have word on a set of Brokeback Mountain action figures. Now you, too, can reenact your favorite scenes from Brokeback Mountain to your heart's content:


The figures are designed looking down, as they do for most of the film, he said: "I chose to model them after the outfits they wore earlier in the film when they were first working on Brokeback Mountain (and in the "You're sleeping on your feet like a horse" flashback from the end). Both are wearing the shirts that Jack saves. I can think of a few scenes that I'd like to reenact ... I wonder how opposable the action figures really are. [Source, thanks Sarah]

And finally, if you're in the SoCal area and don't have plans this weekend Jeremy Jackson requests your presence at his party this Saturday night:


Looks hot! [Source]

Les News:
So as I mentioned earlier Sarah, Mike G. and I had a great time at the Sarah Harmer show in Ann Arbor last night. We met up for a bite to eat at Conor O'Neils before going to the show. Her opening act, Royal Wood, was really good ... he reminded me of a mix of Jeff Buckley and Rufus Wainwright (without the nasal). We all liked him a lot ... Sarah Harmer was just amazing ... she played forever and did a whole slew of great songs -- altho, I was a bit miffed that she didn't do my 2 favorite songs Basement Apt. and The Hideout. We had a great time ...

... after the show, Mike G. treated Sarah and me to coffee drinks before we hit the road home.

I have a few things to take care of this afternoon ... I'm spending the evening hanging out with my good friend Erik who I worked with at ULS. It'll be cool to catch up with him ...

That is all, I'm out. Lates.