Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Scary Japanese Spaceship Hair

So let me tell you the saga of my hideous hair. I am so lazy! I have needed a haircut for EONS and it has taken me since Thanksgiving to get my stupid locks shorn. I really wanted to go to Barbarella in Hamtramck but Sandra is in such high demand that it is impossible to get an appointment with her, let alone a last minute appointment. I figured I would just go to the guy who I usually go to (even though he's a misogynist ass) because he's good at cutting hair and is always available. Yeah, he's on vacation until the 28th. What was I to do?! I couldn't possibly go to the Scissor Sisters show tonight looking the way that I looked. I decided to take a chance on 6 Salon in Royal Oak:

Ame has told us the horror stories of the scary Japanese spaceship hair haircuts they give there. I decided to take the risk. The building that 6 is used to be one of my favorite record stores in Royal Oak (Repeat The Beat; R.I.P.). I have passed the salon many times and really love the design of the place. Surely a place with awesome design work can't be bad, right?

I was able to get a same-day appointment with Tony. When I got there I was introduced to Pete, he was the one who cut my hair (I guess Tony was too busy for me or some shit). I have the worst gaydar so I couldn't sniff him out. He did remind me of a younger Tony Danza which left me all the more confused. I am fairly certain, though, that he isn't a misogynist asshole so that's a plus for him. He gave me a great haircut ... I love it. To be honest, any haircut would have looked great on me if only because my hair looked so bad to begin with. Pete already talked about what we were going to do the next time I come in so I think I found a new hair salon:

Erik called to tell me that he picked up our Scissor Sisters tickets so I didn't need to fret any longer.

And I just realized that I probably blog too much. Ah well, eat it, bitches ;)

J-L Spears Rules!

I am appalled, shocked and chagrined! All of the super-cool comments that were left at Jamie Lynn Spears official blog have been wiped out:

I don't know what to say? Maybe the Thigh Masta got a little too overzealous with his comments? I really hope he did use a pseudonym.

On the Zoey 101 front (still haven't watched an episode) the "official" Pacific Coast Academy website has been updated with Zoey's message board profile:

"Sports, fashion, hangin' with my friends" Egads! It's like we're the same person ... well, except for the Sports thing. Any chick who quotes both Albert Einstein and herself is got to be hella cool.

Hey J-L Spears, when does that debut album gonna drop?

Shoe In

Well, well, well ... it seems that our dearest little Britney is back to her old tricks. I just do not understand why she can't go to the bathroom before she leaves the house. Didn't her mother teach her to "go" before she gets into the car limo? I will say this for Britney, at least she's not traipsing around town barefoot anymore:

But, geeze-louise what is going on with her ankle?! I could make a really gross scabies joke ... but I can't hate on my Britters even if she's got nasty-ass feet.

So yeah, anyways, after she was done with the public restroom she decided to pay a visit to a babystyle store and turn it Britney Style:

What is wrong with this woman? What made her need to stop at a maternity clothing store in order to change her clothes? Maybe she didn't make it to the public restroom in time? Maybe she pooped her pants? Who knows ... What I do know is that I thank the gods for Britney Spears every day of my blogging life. All pictures courtesy of Oh No They Didn't!

The fun gang at ONTD also sniffed out this picture of Marc Anthony and his wife Jennifer Lopez. I wonder if she knows that her husband is a zombie?

This man is hideous! Jennifer looks so good in this picture. I love her shoes. Man, can someone please explain to me why in hell she married him? Those wacky celebs ...

I was fortunate enough to get a copy of the new Tori Amos album The Beekeeper over the weekend and while I am still absorbing its wonderfulness here is a new promo picture from The Dent:

I'm so excited that Tori is back with new music ... a new book ... and hopefully soon, a new tour!

The 4th season of American Idol begins tonight and to celebrate I present to you Paula Abdul's boobs:

I have never really been a fan of American Idol so I am really over all of the hype. I doubt I'll even spend any time watching the auditions ... well, maybe just a little bit of time if I flip back and forth ... or something.

Here is a new picture from Batman Begins:

Looks good ... I can't wait for June! Check out some more photos HERE. [link via goldenfiddle]

Here are MORE Madonna Versace pictures:

Damn, how many of them are there?!

Here are a couple more Channing Tatum pictures:

No, these aren't Abercrombie pictures ... but I know when I go hunting I like to do it sans pants.

And now, let's do the news:
So last night on The Real World/Road Rules Challenge: Battle of the Sexes 2 the final teams were shore up for the final mission next week:

The girls are so screwed! I totally had no idea that the guys threw the mission just to keep Arissa on the girl's team. The girls don't have a chance in HELL of winning the final prize. I have to admit, I'm disappointed with this challenge. It hasn't been as interesting as previous challenges. I say get this one over with quick and bring on the new challenge. I miss Trashelle.

Tonight, we are going to see the Scissor Sisters:

Well, I hope we are going to see the Scissor Sisters. We have been planning on going to this show for ages and still haven't gotten tickets. I'll be pissed if we miss out. I am counting on Jake Shears getting all wet and nasty on stage like he usually does. Count on pix if we go ... count on major bitching if we don't.