Saturday, December 10, 2005

Peace Out

It is my sad duty to give a Peace the Sport Out to comic great Richard Pryor ... he died of a heart attack sometime late Friday night or early Saturday morning.

Richard Pryor was an insane comic genius with a penchant for foul-mouthed comedy who lived fast and dangerously. He had been quite ill for some time suffering from multiple sclerosis. He was only 65 years old at the time of his death. [Source]

He will be missed.

Folks, he was a comedian. I think he would appreciate the joke. No disrespect was meant.

Smarty Pants? SASSy Pants!

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are working their little asses off making a film for the ages ... one that will traverse all boundaries ... one that will tell the tale of their love ... or something like that. The fact that they are able to get the job done with such horrible hair is utterly amazing to me:

You know ... I always had my suspicions about Marcy Marc. I wonder if it has, at all, occurred to J. Lo that this movie might suffer the same fate that Gigli did. I'm a sucker for Jen Lopez movies ... damn ... I need help. [Source]

Reese Witherspoon is a healthy girl, with a healthy appetite and I say good for her!

How wrong is it that Hollywood actresses need to be praised for eating? Oh whatevs, she always looks great no matter what she's doing. [Source]

Kelly Osbourne is not one to let the moss grow underneath her feet ... she may get dumped one day but she's hooking up with a new dude the next:

I wonder which band we've never heard of this guys is a member of. [Source]

In other Osbourne news, Sharon has gone the way of Nicole Richie and has set up a few book signing events to promote her new book ...

... Um ... wait ... when did Sharon Osbourne become an author? Wow, who can't write a book these days? [Source]

Poor Pete Doherty ... the chap has to get around town by way of motor scooter:

This is a good thing ... would you want him driving a car on the same road as you? [Source]

Rob Lowe and his wife were seen out and about after having a lovely dinner:

Who knew that Robbie was enjoying the Taramamadise? Oh, and I know it's not really Tara Reid's mom ... but the resemblance is striking, no? [Source]

Kristin Cavallari and Brody Jenner are still very much together ... Brody takes great pleasure in posting new pics of the pair on his My Space profiles:

If you head over to the official Face Humper My Space profile (Brody's band) you can hear a song called Rick James Ruff. Or you can always listen to Talan Torriero's music instead ... oh wait, no you can't ... his official website is no longer streaming his music. Geeze, even Talan must have hated what he heard. [Source, Source, thanks Nix]

And finally, Pink reader Jamie was lucky enough to run into and have her picture taken with MJ from The Real World: Philly:

And we are lucky enough to enjoy MJ's pit stain. Enjoy! [thanks Jamie]

The News:
I have to send out a huge congratulations to our dear friend Jake who is graduating from Michigan State University today. When he's done gettin' his degree and shizz he's coming down to D-town to party with us at the SASS danceparty that is taking place at OSLO tonight:

Dancing with Jake is always so fun ... but you gotta watch out for those flailing arms ... you don't wanna lose an eye or anything like that.

It shall be a fun night ... and I can't wait.

I'm out.