Sunday, June 11, 2006

Anchors Away

SASS was SICK as usual ... last night was a laaaaate night which led to an even laaaaaater night at Sarah's place. I ended up crashing at her place only to wake up well after 12pm ... OY! Let's get to it ...

Check out these cute pictures of robotron mother Victoria Beckham with her boys Brooklyn and Romeo cheering on their daddy dear Becks in the England vs. Paraguay game over the weekend:

Geeze, someone should've set their robotic mother to cuddle or something ... Mrs. Beckham is looking very stiff and unloving. Brooklyn, the eldest Beckham child, is lookin' pretty sassy in that last pic ... first comes the hands on the hips then the finger in the face. Loves it! [Source]

Awwwww ... little Zac Hanson is all grown up ... check out these pictures of the youngest Hanson and his new wife Kate Tucker from their wedding last week:

Zac Hanson joins brother Taylor, 23, in the married life. Taylor and his wife, Natalie, have two children, three-year-old Jordan Ezra and one-year-old Penelope Anne. The oldest Hanson sibling, Isaac, 25, is the lone bachelor. LOL ... the eldest Hanson is already a spinster at 25 ... how sad. Anyways, congrats to the newlyweds ... they make such a Hanson couple (get it?) [Source]

Mariah Carey brought out the biggins to help celebrate the birthday of music mogul L.A. Reid (he turned the big 5-0) ... here are a few pictures of Mimi and her ample assets:

Her cleavage is out of control! Her bootylicious rump is totally over the top! I wouldn't have it any other way. Hot!!! [Source]

Yay! Nicole Richie spent a lovely afternoon recently hanging out with her girls in Beverly Hills ... here are a few pictures of the Nic and her entourage at Jamba Juice:

Yes ... you are seeing Nicole snacking on some chips ... yes, this is a great sign that things are going well with her. [Source]

Janet Jackson ... OY! I can give her props for her super speedy slim-down (didn't she lose like 40 pounds in like 4 days or something crazy like that?) but I'm afraid I can't give her snaps for her fashion choices. Check out this picture of Janet at the Cartier Declare Your "Love" Day cocktail party in NYC last Thursday night:

The dress is atrocious ... I can't even fully explain it. I'm not even gonna get into how bad her hair looks. She looks like Boo! Boo! Boo! all the way around. Better luck next time, Miss Jackson. [Source]

Here are a couple new pictures out of NYC where Spiderman 3 is currently being filmed. In this installment, our favorite web-slinger is getting strapped into the wiring mechanism that will make it appear as if he really were swinging around New York City with his webs:

It looks like a tough job, but someone has to do it. It's not like Tobey Maguire is going thru all of this torture ... he's only around for the closeups. Much love to the faceless stuntmen who work so hard for our movie-going entertainment. [Source]

Jesse Metcalfe looks a little annoyed at all the attention that he and his girl friend Nadine Coyle receive as they leave the Movida nightclub in London, England over the weekend:

Even tho Nadine looks a bit mannish (and despite the fact that her eyebrows aren't as well manicured as Jesse's are) I'm very glad to see that Mr. Metcalfe is not spending time with his rumored paramour Kimberly Stewart. Perhaps there is hope, yet, for the lad. [Source]

My girl Kristin Cavallari is sportin' a new look these days ... unfortunately this new look makes it seem as if she were the president of the Laguna Beach PTA:

Booo! I like her with the longer hair (even if it's all fake). This new short bob (coupled with those terrrrrible dark circles under eyes) just make her look old. I say Team Extensions! [Source]

And finally, it's time to take a gander of the Hot Dude of the Week ... with all the hoopla over World Cup fever taking over the planet (well, the portion of the planet that doesn't include the USA), let's not forget that good old fashioned American football has its own appeal as well -- let's say hello to the very beefy Charles:

Yeah, athletic dudes are really hot no matter what the sport is ... I'm sure there are even some extremely attractive golfers out there as well. Ooooh, Charles is a biiiiiig boy with some small nips ... you'd think I'd mind but I don't really. I hope y'all are having a great weekend. Enjoy! [Source]

The News:
As I alluded to earlier, the SASS danceparty was sooooo fun last night. Sarah and I hooked up with Megan and her new friend Chris and hit OSLO for a boogielicious good time. Mark and Reggie showed up a little bit later and then we were all joined by my friend Kerrie ... and then the madness got underway:

SASS had a sailor theme last night but, unfortch, my sailor suit was at the cleaners. Ah well. We had a great time nonetheless.

OY! The party never seemed to end ... we danced FOREVER ... well at least until they basically had to kick us out. We all went over to Sarah's to snack (we previously tried to grab some food at a 24 hour Burger King but were told by the lovely lady inside the Drive-Thru intercom that they were out of meat ... we didn't ask questions, we just rolled out) and then next thing I know I'm totally crashed out on her couch. I awoke sometime at 5AM to the sounds of Mark and Chris jamming in the other room. I managed to make my way into the guest room ... put on borrowed sleeping clothes from Mark and passed out.

I woke up this morning wearing a XXXL Grateful Dead tie-dyed t-shirt and a pair of man jams. It was sooo Ew! Yuck! Boo! Sarah tried to take pictures but I nixed that idea real quick ... sorry y'all.

I think I'm hanging out with Sarah again tonight ... we haven't had a lot of time to hang out recently so I think we're gonna hang out as much as we can for a while.

I guess that's it ... I'm out!