Saturday, December 22, 2007

P.S. I'm Disappointed

Sooo ... how did y'all spend your lovely Friday night last night? Perchance you decided to go Xmas shopping at the stroke of midnight and your friendly neighborhood Rite Aid drug store? Possibly you were spotted driving down the street at high speed with the truck door of your car wide open? Maybe you thought it would be really cool to get a fugly stuffed horse doll for your babies? Well ... if all of this is true then YOU are Britney Spears because this is exactly how our dear Britney spent her night last night:

A TMZ photog was at Hyde last night when he spotted an unusual car -- a white convertible cruising down Sunset Blvd. using its spare tire on the right rear -- and with its trunk ajar. Get out the way! It's Britney! The single momwreck and future auntie headed over to Rite-Aid drugstore to buy some "stuff for my babies" -- where she parked her car in a handicapped spot. Perhaps she can't read them funny blue picture signs. After buying a stuffed horse, Britney went to make an exit, but had to deal with a starstruck drugstore diva before she could continue her late night errands ... or whatever the hell it is she does driving around at all hours. Naturally, there is video of all of this mayhem. Honestly the video isn't even all that funny ... it's more sad than anything else. Britney Spears is becoming more and more whacked out ... in the Anna Nicole Smith way:

Photo credit: X17

This nuttiness doesn't always come across in static pictures but seems clearly evident to me whenever there is video. Hopefully, Britney will not go off the deep-end like Anna Nicole did ... I'd hate for Brit Brit to end up the same way :( [Source]

Elsewhere in Hollywoodland, Heidi Montag was spotted making an exit from the hot new nightspot GOA sans ex-fake fiancée Spencer Pratt -- but with his sister the She-Spencer (EEK!) ... which is wholly disillusioning since I hoped we had seen the last of her when the season ended on The Hills a couple of weeks ago. Apparently, Lauren LC Conrad was also at GOA and scenes for the upcoming extended season of The Hills were filmed ... which are sure to include Heidi and She-Spencer -- rats!

Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag are now at war ... on the dance floor. Conrad, Audrina Patridge and Lauren "Lo" Bosworth hit Hollywood hot spot Goa early Friday around midnight to film scenes for the upcoming season of their MTV mega-hit. Around 1 a.m. Montag ... showed up with Pratt's sister ... Though Conrad ignored them, "Audrina came over and hugged and chatted with Heidi," the witness told Wearing a short, patterned dress, black tights and black leather jacket, Montag and Pratt set up shop at a table next to Conrad and her pals. "Lauren and Heidi were literally almost back to back and not speaking," the onlooker told Us. Conrad and co then hit the dance floor to 80s music. "Lauren danced with a tall blonde guy and all of them were waving their drinks in the air," says the on-looker. Ten minutes later, Montag hit the floor to Dr. Dre's "Next Episode" — only to be followed up a short time later by Patridge and Conrad who took over the dance floor to "Piece of Me" by Britney Spears and "Rumors" by Lindsay Lohan. OOOOOOH ... the drama. Remember this story, I'm certain it will be played out on The Hills in just the way it was described. It's interesting that Audrina shared a hug with Heidi ... could there be a reconciliation in the works or just a misstep that shows that the animosity betwixt Team LC and Team Heidi is actually fabricated. [Source]

In Spencer news, Pink reader Kelli has an interesting tale to tell which may explain why Spencer was M.I.A. last night and reveals where he may be spending the holidays. Kelli reveals that Spencer went back to her hometown to appear at a prep rally at her high school and then sit down for dinner with one of her former teachers and he told his side of the story about how things really go down when filming The Hills:

From Kelli: I have some interesting Speidi news for you! I'm home from college for Christmas right now and my high school had a pep rally yesterday and crazily Spencer was there! I wasn't there to see it but my best friend was. She had dinner with him and she told me that in person he's so nice! She said he told her that Lauren is so mean and they only keep making her look good so that she can sell her clothing line through MTV. He also said that Lauren gets to write out everything that he and Heidi say and do. He said that he and Heidi will shoot their "fights" and then go out to dinner and laugh about what they just did. Remember the scene where Heidi threw her keys at Spencer ... he said that took 7 takes to get right. My friend also told me that while they were at dinner he was talking to Heidi on the phone and she was upset cause she missed him and wanted to do Christmas before she left to go somewhere but that he was really nice to her and was just nice to everyone in general. I mean, I guess he could be lying but from what my friend said he seemed like a really nice person. He said he hates the way they make him look on there cause he's not mean. Very interesting, indeed. I present this information merely because everyone has their own side to every story ... I agree with Kelli, he could've been lying but, in the end, do we really care? Whether the drama is real or fabricated, it's still very entertaining to watch and isn't that the most important thing? I have to admit, the idea of a "normal" Spencer sitting down to dinner is hard to picture ... either he's a really good actor on TV or he was a really good actor for his hometown friends. Personally, my opinion is that he's a pretty good liar in all circumstances. [thanks Kelli]

TMZ has adorable video of Angelina Jolie out for a walk in New Orleans, LA with 3 of her children (Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt was curiously absent as usual) ... all of whom were walking on their two feet -- including little Zahara!

Zahara Marley Jolie-Pitt was seen walking on her own power yesterday in New Orleans, in the company of her two brothers, Maddox and Pax ... along with the UN Goodwill Ambassador. For some time, Miss Zahara has not been seen walking, and the Internet crawled with rumors that she had some type of hip defect. She looks fine HERE! The Ambassador helped Maddox hop a bubbly puddle (and it looks like he's wearing one of dad's caps), while Pax showed off his bitchin' new guitar sunglasses and enjoyed a bag of chips! While it's true that we haven't seen Zahara walking on her own for some time I never believed the defective hip thing ... just because we haven't seen photos of the little girl walking doesn't mean that she's physically impaired. BUT, the fact that no one has see hide nor hair of little Shiloh Nouvel does call into question her fitness. I wonder why the only begotten child of Brangelina is always hidden away from sight? What could she possibly be hiding?!?!?! [Source]

In further Brangelina kiddie news, little Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt (the newest member of the brood) was forced to suffer the indignity of having to pose for an embarrassing photo in order to prove to the Vietnamese adoption officials that he is successfully adjusting to life with Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and the other children ... yep, looks perfectly normal to me:

This is the candid home photo Angelina Jolie sent to Vietnamese officials to show little Pax Thien is healthy, "funny" and loving life with his new family. Angie says her son Pax, 4, has become a well-fed English-speaking big brother in the seven months since she adopted the Vietnamese boy initially described as "shy and dazed" with not much more than the shirt on his back. "He speaks in full sentences and even tells great jokes," Angie wrote in a signed letter to the Ho Chi Minh City Department of Justice, a copy of which was obtained by "He has bonded with all his family members and we believe he feels very safe in his home," the devoted mom says, writing the letter on behalf of her family of six, which includes adopted kids Maddox, 6, and Zahara, 2, and 1-year-old Shiloh, Angie's biological child with partner Brad Pitt, 44. "He laughs, sings, tells stories and is very fun to be around. He has a great sense of humor and is very imaginative" ... "He loves to play outside and enjoys playing with toys that allow him to utilize his fine motor skills," she continues in the official Commitment of Periodic Report she sent to the Department of Justice in November, copies of which were distributed to the local media ... A Vietnamese website reports that under local laws, foreign parents are required to send periodic reports about their adopted child to the Vietnamese authorities for the first three years. After that, they have to send an annual report until the child is 18 years old. Uh, I get that Pax is supposed to look cute and "normal" in these pics but doesn't the kid look kinda disturbed by this embarrassment? I'm sure the little lad is gonna really appreciate that pics of him like this have been sent around the world so that strangers can see him dressed up like this. So much for well-adjustment. [Source]

Celine Dion may have wrapped up her Las Vegas show and Prince may have packed up his shizz and vacated Sin City months ago ... but her hotness, Toni Braxton, is still holding it down in Vegas at the Flamingo Hotel and Casino as her show Revealed continues to play to sold-out audiences. Toni is celebrating the holidays by putting an Xmas spin on her show ... here are a few pics:

Photo credit: Splash News

Miss Toni is utterly faboo and I am really hoping that David (who is a huge fan) and I will be able to see her show the next time we head to Las Vegas. I love that Toni is thriving in Vegas ... and I absolutely encourage all y'all to check out her show if you make your way to LV in time to see her. [Source]

Hurray for true and lasting love! Here are new pics of Pamela Anderson Lee Richie and her still-hubby Rick Solomon as they made their way out together from Villa nightclub in West Hollywood, CA last night:

Photo credit: Splash News

So far so good. It looks like not even Criss Angel could break-up these honest-to-goodness, bona fide lovers. [Source]

Super hottie Gerard Butler was seen sneaking out of dinner with a very questionable lookin' lady last night ...

Photo credit: Splash News

... which is only the latest disappointing thing that he has been involved with ... another thing being his new movie P.S. I Love You. Blech. [Source]

Can you guess what Academy Award-winning actor decided to get a tribal tattoo on the back of his bald head?

Photo credit: Splash News
Click above to find out who it is

Either this dude is a fan of Mike Tyson's head ink or he's just dumb. [Source]

And finally ... here is this week's batch of pictures sent in by Pink is the new Blog readers -- Anjali sends in a picture with some of her beautiful family members who are all fashionably dressed in pink -- Paola sends in a picture of her beautiful 9 month old niece, Sofia, who recently got her first tooth. I understand that she and her mother read PITNB everyday and Sofia loves it when I post pictures of Kingston Rossdale as he is her favorite -- Emily sends in a photo with her lovely roomie Anna as they celebrating her 22nd birthday with a PITNB-decorated/themed apartment and coordinating birthday cake -- Heather from Fairbanks, Alaska sends in a pic with her book club girls -- Carly sends in this picture from her surprise bridal shower that was thrown for her by her friends Sarah & Sharney -- Julie and her friend Mary (who read PITNB in class when they should be studying English) send in a pic from her 17th birthday party:

Thank you all so much for another fun batch of pics ... I love them all. I am planning on posting Xmas-themed pics from Pink readers on Xmas day ... so if you'd like to contribute to the posting, make sure you email your Xmas-themed photos before Tuesday. XOXOXOXO

Les News:
Last night I went out with Sarah and her aunts Lisa and Gina to help her mother Nina celebrate her birthday. We met up for a fun dinner (complete with embarassing birthday singing) and a movie. We decided to see P.S. I Love You:

Yeah, I was pretty much disappointed by the movie overall. The sentiment was really sweet, I just think the execution was really bad. Hilary Swank, for all of her Oscar trophies, was just bad in this movie. On the plus side, Gerard Butler held the movie together as best he could which is why I didn't hate it altogether. James Marsters and Gina Gershon were really great (she especially looked amazing) ... Lisa Kudrow was okay but only because she was really Phoebe from Friends in her role in this movie (and I was really annoyed that Nellie McKay was trying to out-Phoebe Lisa Kudrow's wackiness in her role). Kathy Bates, another Academy Award winner, was also pretty bad. I think the writing was really bad and the the story lost cohesiveness just after the half-way point. I should've known that the movie might prove disappointing when Gerard's character died before the opening credits started. It's a cute movie, we had fun, but it's not something I'd see again. Meh.

After the movie, we all made our way to Gus O'Connor's in Novi for Irish Car Bomb shots (inspired by the Irish scenes in the movie) and we drank away the last hours of Nina's birthday:

I love that all my friends and their family members are drunks! Woot!

Tonight is Sarah and Mark's big Xmas party ... so I must be off. Have a great weekend, ya'll. I'm out.