We all know that Paris is not hurting for money but I think it's hilarious when she shows up in print or television ads. I really suspect that her contract with Marciano for Guess is more about her face being plastered over billboards and in magazines all around the world. She is also featured in the new commercial for T-Mobile's Sidekick II messaging device/mobile phone (the ad actually stars Snoop Dogg but it features other celebrities like Molly Shannon and Wayne Newton). Here is the raven-haired Paris with her bejewled Sidekick II phone:
I wonder what she does with those paychecks? She probably wipes her butt with them ... ew, I can't believe I said that. ANYWAYS, check out THIS LINK for more pictures of Paris in her wig.
In other Paris Hilton news ... she was the winner (appearing sans wig) for VH-1's Big In 'O4 award for The Big Catchphrase in '04 for uttering That's Hot every chance she got. I guess it's pretty hot that she won?
Anyways, the Big In '04 Awards already happened but the show doesn't air on VH-1 until Sunday. If you are interested in finding out who was there or who won awards check out THIS LINK. There is a picture of Anna Nicole Smith holding a big bra or something ... surely it is part of some witty skit that is meant to be funny or something. Hopefully she wasn't drunk this time ... maybe she was just high on coke? Ah, the celebrity lifestyle!
One last thing before the news-rundown ... here is a really cute picture of Britney's new dog:
Hahahahah! I like the coat ... it's
And now the news:
- The time has come to fight back against SPAM! THIS ARTICLE from the BBC News describes how using a new screensaver (download it HERE) will help fend off unwanted internet spam. I've installed it on my work computer and so far I've had an impact. The more people that use it the better the effect.
- NIN to headline Coachella next year? I have my doubts but we'll see. The rumored line-up is impressive. I fear too good to be true though.
- Move over Richard Simmons, Jessica Simpson is planning to make a work-out video. On the singer's plate for the new year? The usual stuff, like filming movies, writing music and getting her Jane Fonda on. "I'm going to be doing an exercise video, just because it's fun, and why not?" Simpson said. "Exercise is such a huge part of my life after the role of Daisy, so I just thought it would be cool" ... Though she's been listening to Björk for inspiration, Simpson doesn't want to overplan what she does next, lest the tunes sound forced. "I'm not going to put a lot of thought into it," she said. Wow! That sounds like such a bad idea ... yipes!
- Apparently Lindsay Lohan lost track of her Black American Express credit card ... in the bathroom. I wonder what she was doing with her credit card in the the bathroom (snort) ... stall (snort) ... while out partying (snort) ... hmmmm? In other news, you can listen to her full album HERE before it gets released next Tuesday. It's not so bad actually.
- Anyone out there looking for a cool Xmas gift for me might want to check out THIS eBay AUCTION for an authentic prop from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Hey, I'm just trying to help out since I'm very difficult to shop for :)
- Click HERE to see what NOT TO GET ME for Xmas this year. The movie is cute but this is taking it too far!