Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Gettin' The Party Started

Wow ... it's been a while since we've seen Kevin Federline out in his usual environs ... let's check in and see what the Pimp Daddy is up to ...

Love the hair, Kev. You know, it's nice to see that he's keepin' it real. I mean, he could send just any ol' person out to pick up his cigs but he's man enough to do it for himself. That's so street. [Source]

Angelina Jolie looked amazing at the Japan premiere of Mr. & Mrs. Smith ... the boots are so sex!

I think she was genetically created so that it is virtually impossible for her to take a bad picture. I wouldn't be surprised if we one day found out that she was, in fact, a FemBot. You're hot, Angelina ... no question about it. [Source]

Jessica Simpson has been spending all of her solo LA time with her shadow Cacee. Here is the "new pair" going out for dinner:

I don't mean to imply that they are hooking up in a lesbionic way ... but I wouldn't be surprised if Cacee became Jessica's "date" for any events that might spring up. Cacee really interjected herself into Nick and Jessica's marriage pretty early on much to Nick's chagrin (we saw this all throughout The Newlyweds). It is not farfetched at all to think that she might have been a strain on their marriage ... at least in some aspect. So, it might have actually been another woman who ruined Nick and Jessica's marriage ... a woman named Cacee? [Source]

Madonna was on hand in the UK for Stella McCartney's Xmas Window lighting event at her shop in West London ... here are a couple pics of the very good friends gettin' cozy:

Doesn't Stella look thrilled? Whatevs, I bet Madonna is just hanging out with Stella in order to get free clothes and shizz. What a cheapskate. [Source]

Gwyneth Paltrow is also home in London where she appears to be putting on the baby bump.

Although, her stomach is hidden pretty well in her evening attire. I think she looks alright ... maybe a bit too shiny and I'm not really feelin' the tights ... [Source]

What is up with Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos?? Geeze, it's like they can't even afford to get a room:

You'd think she could at least get a discount at one of the Hilton hotels. [Source]

Oh look ... little Jack Osbourne has got himself a chick to hang out with:

Isn't it nice to see our little chap grow up? The girl's kinda cute too ... good on you, Jackie boy. [Source]

And Jesse Metcalfe has also found himself a date ... a girl this time ...

Hopefully she's not as cheap as her coat looks. [Source]

Tom Cruise has finished filming Mission Impossible III in China ... here are pictures of TomKat out for a night on the town:

Katie Holmes sure looks bundled up ... it must be really cold there in Shanghai ... yeah, or she's just hiding her FAKE PREGNANT BELLY!!! I dunno ... I still am not 100% convinced that they are going to have a baby together ... it's all STILL very shady. [Source]

Here are new pictures of Lindsay Lohan spreading her message of peace to all mankind:

She appears to have been heavily influenced by the words of John Lennon. Leave it to Linds to try and make peace happen. [Source]

Here are even more pictures of Mischa Barton and Cisco Adler sunnin' themselves poolside in Maui, Hawaii:

Life looks rough for these two ... but ya know ... we haven't seen Mischa look this happy in a long time. I'm still so torn on Mischco ... can we support their happiness even if Cisco has terrible hair? [Source]

Ben Affleck took his boys out to pick up some coffee ...

... he sure is drinking a lot of coffee lately ... he must anxious about something ... [Source]

... OH THAT'S RIGHT ... his woman, Jennifer Garner, STILL HASN'T given birth to their child! Jen recently rushed to the hospital to take care of an emergency ... no, it wasn't a baby-related incident ... her friend apparently had a health scare ... JEN GARNER TO THE RESCUE:

I love that Jen can be 45-months pregnant and still manage to run her friend around town for a medical emergency. I also love that her friend turned out to be OK. [Source]

Here are more pictures of Kate Moss doing her photoshoot on a Caribbean beach ... um ... can we talk about the top pony tail, Kate?

I vehemently object to the hairdon't. BUT she looks pretty good with her hair down runnin' around without any clothes on. [Source]

Aww ... check out these insanely cute pictures of Kristin Cavallari and Brody Jenner as they spend some lovey time poolside whilst on holiday:

Things appear to be going very well for 2005's hot new IT girl ... [thanks Brianna]

... Especially since she just scored hosting duties on a new UPN reality show called Get This Party Started:

The show plans on surprising "well-deserved people" with a "very spectacular and extravagant event" which can be anything from birthdays to weddings. Hmm ... this doesn't actually sound like a show I would normally watch (I'm not a fan of the Extreme Makeover shows) but if Kristin is at the helm then I just might have to give it a try. [Source, thanks Brianna]

And finally ... Reese Witherspoon is on the cover of the new issue of Interview magazine ... and the little hay seed is lookin' pretty cute:

The pics might be a wee too Hee Haw for me ... but something about Reese's smile that makes them likeable. The little filly has got quite a bouffant goin' on too. I wonder how many cans of Aqua Net it took to get her hair picture perfect. [Source]

Les News:
So ... yeah ... last night was so damn fun. Jim and I were only 4 rows behind Jake at the screening ... it's very surreal seeing celebs doing normal things like eating popcorn at the movies. We really had so much fun ... it was equally very fun meeting all the Pink readers who came up to say hello. I am still amazed that so many people seem to like the site ... it means a lot to me that people get what I'm about and can have fun with what I do.

Today I had a thing to do at noon and am an hour away from doing another meeting. Tonight is going to be SO CHILL, I'm so excited. Basically, I'm getting some friends together for pizza so we can watch the new episode of Lost tonight. It will be very nice to just ... hang.

Last thing ... if any one out there is free tomorrow night I was wondering if maybe you want to come out to Joseph's for the Loose Tooth/URB magazine release party ... according to the flyer, I will be hosting and DJing for a bit:

What this basically means is that I will be on hand to play some tunes that will hopefully get people dancing. I've been playing around with the playlist for a few days now ... I just want to play some of my favorite songs that I love to dance to at all the Detroit dance parties that I go to. I'm slated for the 11PM - 12AM time slot and then the real DJs are gonna take over and do the damn thang. If you think you might want to come out and dance, click HERE for further information ... and maybe I'll see you there!

I'm out.