What if I become a K-Fed fan?!? OY! What the hell am I gonna do if that happens?!? [Source]
In any regard, there is business at hand this Xmas eve day so let's get to it ... Jamie Lynn and Lynne Spears have arrived in Los Angeles to spend Xmas with the Spederlines (as we learned from Britney's latest Letter of Truth yesterday) ... here are a couple pictures of Jamie Lynn at LAX airport:
It's nice to see families coming together for the holidays. I cannot imagine what Xmas would be like at Chez Spederline but I would give anything to witness it just one time. I bet the Red Bull egg nog flows like mad ... and the Cheeto casserole and Marlboro-glazed ham are simply delish. Merry Xmas, Spederline! [Source]
Things aren't all homey and happy this Xmas eve ... word broke yesterday that Mike Myers and his wife of 12 years, Robin Ruzan, are getting a divorce:
Yeah ... that sounds about right for 2005 ... I am not surprised in the least. In fact, I fully expect there to be at least one more breakup before we get to 2006. It's just been that kind of year ... [Source]
Howie Day found himself in a Boston court yesterday to answer charges that he became "rowdy" on a Boston-bound airplane and had to be restrained:
"[Howie] had a couple of drinks. The [sleeping] pill interacted with the drinks and he became intoxicated. He feels badly if he inconvenienced anyone, or caused any discomfort ... He has and will apologize, and our hope is that we'll be able to resolve this thing as promptly as possible." Hmm ... he was a belligerent drunk hopped up on sleeping pills ... I'm sure an apology will make it all better in the end. Uh ... yeah, wasn't he arrested before for assaulting girls on his tour bus or something like that? I guess he must've apologized his way out of that mess too. [Source]
Jennifer Love Hewitt volunteered some of her time this Xmas season to put in an appearance at the Los Angeles Mission ...
... the fact that she showed up with that hair is so rude. Haven't those homeless people suffered enough? I keed, I keed ... it was very nice of her to volunteer her time ... even with bad hair, anyone can make a difference. [Source]
Lindsay Lohan took her little brother Cody to a New York Knicks basketball game earlier this week:
L. Lo looks amazing with the dark hair, I have to admit. It is so sweet to see her spend time with her little siblings ... she looks like she's a great big sis. [Source]
Here are pictures of Mariah Carey celebrating her 17th #1 song with balloons and cake:
Uh, I'm not really sure cake is a good idea for Mimi these days but what the hell ... it's her party and she can pig out if she wants to! Congrats again on the latest #1, Mariah!!! [Source]
Clay Aiken wants you to Have Yourself a Merry Little Xmas ...
Boy, he really knows how to chime in the holiday season ... I know I'm impressed. [Source]
And finally, here is this week's Hot Guy of the Week ... meet the brooding Chad:
I normally save the Hot Guy for Sunday's post but since tomorrow is Xmas I figured I'd bring him out a little early. I sincerely hope that Santa Claus brings you everything you wish for this Xmas ... maybe you'll wake up to find Chad underneath your Xmas tree. [Source]
- The latest rumor has Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie getting married on New Year's Eve. Oh, and Angelina is "obviously pregnant".
- Laura Dern and Ben Harper done already got married! Congrats!!
- Call her Jennifer Affleck now.
- If you stick your tongue out at a judge you're gonna get handcuffed. Someone should have clued in Foxy Brown.
- Kathy Griffin isn't crying over E!, she's heading to Comedy Central.
- Meg Ryan no longer has the top orgasm.
- Ahh ... memories.
- Osama Bin Laden's niece wants US acceptance ... so, of course, she takes off her clothes.
- Slate talks up the Truth About Celebrity.
- Congrats to Oh No They Didn't! on being named the Best Culture/Gossip Blog in the 2005 Weblog Awards.
I'm spending the afternoon with my parents and Erik and I are spending tonight together ...
It's Xmas, y'all! Have a great night ... and Merry Xmas!!!