Friday, March 31, 2006
So, I know y'all watched Britney Spears guest star on last night's episode of Will & Grace ... so what did we think?
I have to be honest ... the writing on the show was not great. In fact, I've not been a fan of the writing on W&G for some time now ... that's why I don't watch the show anymore (I do love the reruns of the early seasons tho). I felt the episode started out weak but it did redeem itself somewhere in the middle. Britney did get some great lines (the lesbo lines) that were extremely funny ... but her delivery in some other parts was not the best. That said, I felt she did a fine job for a guest appearance -- she was much better than George Takei ... altho, she was NOT as funny as Wanda Sykes. That woman is just freaking funny no matter what she does ... she has the best delivery. Overall, I really enjoyed the show ... it was nice seeing Brit Brit all polished and cleaned up ... [Source]
... because these days ... we don't get much polished and cleaned up Britney ... check out this picture of Brit taking Sean Preston with her to a dance studio:
Ugh ... she looks hit as hell! Britney! Damn! [Source]
Naomi Campbell made the front page of The New York Post for assaulting another one of her peons with a cell phone ...
Supermodel Naomi Campbell was arrested at her Park Avenue home Thursday and charged with assaulting her housekeeper with a cell phone, New York City police said. Campbell, who was later released, could face up to seven years in prison after she was charged with second-degree assault for throwing a cell phone at housekeeper Ana Scolavino. Police said it struck her on the back of the head and opened a cut that needed four staples. Don't you just love the shawl that Naomi is wearing? It hides her handcuffs so well ... I cannot believe that she split open a woman's head with a cell phone! Naomi is a crazy beyotch all right ... but you know she's gonna pay her way outta this. [Source, Source, Source]
Wow ... today is the day for breakups ... People magazine reported late yesterday that Matt Leblanc and his wife Melissa are divorcing after being married for 3 years:
"Melissa and Matt LeBlanc have decided to end their marriage of three years," the actor's rep, Joe Libonati, said in a statement. "The dissolution is amicable. They remain devoted parents and friends. For the sake of their family, they ask that their privacy be respected at this time." According to legal documents filed by LeBlanc, the actor is seeking "dissolution of marriage" based on "irreconcilable differences." He lists the couple's date of separation at Jan. 1, 2006, and requests joint legal custody of their 2-year-old daughter, Marina. Poor Joey ... er, I mean poor Matt. First his show tanks and then his marriage falls apart ... I think he needs some Friends to reunite with to help him feel better. [Source]
Not only are Matt and Melissa dunzo but so are Russell and Kimora Lee Simmons ... they, too, are splitting up ... they were married for about 8 years:
Rap mogul Russell Simmons and his wife Kimora Lee Simmons are splitting, a rep for Kimora confirms to PEOPLE. An announcement is expected later today. A spokesperson for Russell had no comment. Russell, 48, and Kimora, 30, married in 1998 and have two daughters: Ming Lee Simmons, 6, and Aoki Lee Simmons, 3. Both girls model for Baby Phat Clothing, Kimora's offshoot of her husband's Phat Farm clothing line. There have been rumblings going around that these 2 were splitting up but I hadn't heard anything concrete. Russell and Kimora Lee share a whole lot of wealth (have you seen their 2 episodes of Cribs?) so it should be interesting to see how all of that $$$ gets divided up. Oy! [Source]
Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn are back in Chicago reshooting scenes for their upcoming movie The Breakup, check out a few pictures:
Vince looks pretty rough exiting that SUV, while Jen takes off like a bat outta hell. It's good to see Vinnifer back in Chicago ... they still look pretty coupley. [Source, Source]
Sienna Miller got herself brand a new tattoo, check out the new ink on her shoulder:
Casanova actress Sienna Miller ... had three tiny blue stars splashed across her shoulder. Sienna, 24, cheekily flashed her new tattoo as she returned home from a holiday in Guatemala. So what do we think? I kinda like the blue ink but I don't like the cluster of stars much. [Source]
Jared Leto paid a little visit to the Much Music studios in Toronto, Canada yesterday this week promoting his band 30 Seconds to Mars:
Looks like he's still rockin' some of the chub he put on for his latest movie Chapter 27. Eh, whatevs ... he's still a cutie -- chub or no chub. [Source]
Check out this picture of Julia Roberts from one of her preview shows for her new Broadway show Three Days of Rain:
The show has a limited run and is nearly sold out already ... I wonder if Julia has what it takes to make it on Broadway. I'd be interested in checking out her performance ... too bad I won't be in NYC any time soon. [Source]
Nicky Hilton was on hand at the Young Hollywood Awards Countdown at Liberache's Penthouse in Beverly Hills, CA last night:
Even tho the night was presented by Diesel, Nicky still decided to dress in this ridiculous outfit. I hate it all ... is she serious with that vest ... and a chain wallet?!? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [Source]
Aneesa was strangely absent from MTV's Real World/Road Rules Challenge: Gauntlet 2 reunion special this week ... it looks like she was too busy being a showgirl to show up for the reunion:
Yikes! If you are at all interested in seeing the NSFW uncensored version of these pictures (and I, for the life of me, cannot imagine why that would be the case) you can see them at ONTD! by clicking HERE. Enjoy? [Source]
Michelle Trachtenberg is featured in the April issue of Jane magazine ... and she is lookin' like quite the little hottie:
That's my Dawny ... Buffy would be so proud. [Source]
Yay! Abercrombie & Fitch have revealed their new summer clothing line ... and a bunch of new pictures to go along with the release:
Sure it's more of the same (same polos, same t-shirts, same cargo shorts) but well ... I like the pictures. [Source]
And finally, I have received my very own copy of Brokeback Mountain on DVD and let me tell you ... the movie is still as touching and poignant as it was in the movie theaters. I could watch this movie over and over again ...
... and I especially love the little snippet interviews with the cast in the special features portion of the DVD. Hey, who doesn't love little flashes of Jakey poo in his wife-beater t-shirt. Wee! [Source]
- K-Fed makes Britney cry ... and not just because his feet smell.
- "It's not even a little bit true ... Not even any part of it is true. It's just not possible." -- Lisa Kudrow on the rumored Friends reunion.
- United 93, one of the new 9/11 movies, is set to open the Tribeca Film Festival.
- Angelina Jolie's mother is in France for the birth of baby Jolie-Pitt.
- Shia LaBeouf is set to star as Spike in the live-action Transformers movie.
- Gwyneth Paltrow is a lush too?
- Tommy Lee is a friend in need for Denise Richards.
- Trubs in Brangelina paradise?
- Yay! More new Siouxsie and the Banshees remastered, reissued albums are on the way!
- George Clooney is going after Gawker.
- A Charmed spinoff fo rizzle?! Hot!
- Ewan McGregor is 35, Angus Young of AC/DC is 51 and Christopher Walken is 63 today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday.
- Tori Amos talks to Rolling Stone magazine.
- Mary J. Blige is prayin' for Whitney Houston ... shoot, we all are praying for Whitney.
- Are the Hasselhoffs finally playing nice?
- Morrissey had to run for his life.
- Courtney Love sells out.
Today we're doing some shopping and some eating ... tonight we're meeting up with Sarah, Mark, Jeff, Mike G. and his friends Norm and Dave at Necto for some DANCING! Woot! I can't wait ... let the weekend begin ... it's gonna be shizzloads of fun!
I'm out. Lates.