Not only is Kevin shopping for his own moms (2 bottles of Jack Daniels and 3 packs of Virginia Slims Lights in a box) but he's also shopping for his #1 baby mama, Miss Britney Spears (1 extra large bag of Cheetos and 2 cases of Red Bull). Sorry Shar, I don't think you can count on that box of Slim Jims that you used to get from The Federline. Hey Kevin, do us all a favor and pick up a box of condoms too, will ya? C'mon ... I'll pay. [Source]
Speaking of K-Fed's #1 baby mama, it seems that Britney Spears has tired of the religion du jour and has abandoned her study of the ancient, mystical religion of Kabbalah. Britney released her latest
Hmmm ... now, when Brit says that "her baby" is her religion is she talking about Sean Preston or the new fetus that she is growing? Is this the first sign that Sean P. is going to be brushed aside once the new baby is born? Hmmm ... I wonder if Madonna knows about this. [Source]
Huzzah! Huzzah! It's always a great day for Pink is the new Blog when our beloved Hollywood pair The SkeletwinsTM are reunited! Damn ... it's been a long time since we've seen these two hanging out together ... it kinda brings a tear to my eye -- aren't they a sight for sore eyes?
Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie look amazing together. *sigh* It makes me yearn for the good ol' days ... which were just last summer. [Source, thanks Spencer]
Anyways ... The SkeletwinsTM were on hand for the 13th Annual Race to Erase MS party hosted by Tommy Hilfiger and were joined by other Hollywood illuminaries at the party in LA:
Ugh ... look how ridiculously orange the Hilton sisters are ... and what is up with Brandon Davis' sweat glands -- he is, like, always sweating ... he should probably get that problem checked out. Rachel Bilson and Kristin Cavallari look cute (tho, Kristin would look a lot cuter if she got rid of that stupid hair piece hanging off the back of her head) and Kelly O looks ... confused. Is that a copper sea shell hanging around her neck? Wait ... what? [Source]
It was a happy day in Hollywood when our fave It couple Joel Madden and Hilary Duff, better known as Jilary, were reunited after a long absence from one another ... here are pictures of the happy couple gettin' all smoochy in the parking lot of a grocery store in LA:
They're so cute! Hilary has been busy with her European tour the past few weeks and she looks really happy to be back in her boy's arms. [Source, thanks Niko]
Yikes! What look, exactly, do you suppose Courtney Love is going for with this new hair-do?
See, this is why you should never attempt those Ogilvie at-home perm kits ... your hair never turns out like the picture on the box. [Source]
Michelle Trachtenberg was also a guest at Joe Francis' birthday celebration at the Six Flags Magic Mountain amusement park earlier this week ... here is a picture of Michelle posing with Bugs Bunny:
Damn ... Bugs has been gettin' a lot of play these days. Who knew that homie was still a pimp? [Source]
Yesterday, in anticipation of Mother's Day, we saw a cute picture of Melissa Joan Hart with her baby boy Mason ... today we have these super cute pictures of Jennifer Garner with her baby girl Violet:
Finally, we get a pretty good look at the little darling's face ... are you kidding me with those cheeks? She's adorable ... and thankfully, looks nothing like papa Ben Affleck. [Source]
And finally, I have to send out lots of Birthday Love to my good friend Roger -- better known, to those of us who love him, as Fabio:
I will have you know that Fabio gives the best hugs ever ... it's just a simple fact. Even tho we began your birthday celebration last night, I hope you have an amazing birthday today!!! XOXO
- Charlie Sheen agrees to be restrained in an attempt to make peace with his soon-to-be ex-wife Denise Richards.
- Some American Idol fans yell foul regarding this week's voting results.
- Ali G does the NBA playoffs.
- 7th Heaven seems to have 9 lives.
- Yikes! Does ProActiv work on boobs?
- Sum 41 lose their lead guitarist ... over "creative differences".
- Tommy Lee is working on his own line of clothing.
- Thom Yorke is releasing a solo album, titled The Eraser, this July.
- Are you ready for an Eric Bana-less Hulk sequel?
- Björk releases another big-ass box set.
- Congress is going after My Space.
- The state of education in the US is not lookin' so hot.
- Dennis Rodman is 45, Stevie Wonder is 56 and Bea Arthur is 84 today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
- A new poll says that Bill Clinton was a better prez than GWB.
- Emily and Jacob are the most popular baby names in the US.
- Click HERE to hear the KISS 106.1 Jackie and Bender interview with Nick Lachey where they talk about his album sales ... and mention PITNB.
Believe me ... there are a lot more debaucherous pictures ... many that I wanted to post ... but certain peeps in our party *cough* Megan *cough* Mikey requested that I keep their raucous acts of depravity on the down low. Blah ... whatevs.
Whilst getting my boogie on at Necto I ran into a few Pink readers ... I have to say hey to Matt and Patrick from East Lansing (pictured above with me and Sarah), Mario, Clayton, Steven and Erin (also pictured above). It was great meeting all of you! XOXO
I have a movie date with Megan tonight ... we're going to go see Stick It. Yeah, enuff said ... I'm out!