Thursday, June 22, 2006

Hair Color Of Truth: Britney Is Just Dye-ing To Be Left Alone

Um ... I think Britney Spears is going thru ... something. It's unclear how serious she is about her yearning desire to be free from persecution by the press ... first, she pleads with the American public, on national TV, that she wants to be left alone and then a week later happily poses for the pages of OK magazine. Her husband seems to never say no to a photo op no matter how big or how small. I think our dear Brit Brit is really conflicted ... she seems confused and unsure of what to do with herself ... so obviously, she resorts to going emo. TMZ and Gawker both have very recent pictures of Britney rockin' jet black hair as she tries to "hide out" in NYC:

Ye gods ... someone get this girl the new Dashboard Confessional album before she does something really crazy! [Source, Source]

This more emo, dare I say gothier, Britney Spears harkens back to the Britney that we know, love and desperately miss ...

I feel so lost ... I want my old Britney back, damnit! This new Britney is too rebellion for me. [Source]

So what do y'all think? Is she merely dye-ing for attention or just plain wigging out?