Wednesday, July 21, 2004

Who's Got The Best Ass In The World?

... Not me, details below.

So here it is, 8am and I am awake.  Our microwave has been on the fritz lately (it won't heat and smells of burning) so Erik arranged for a repair person to come out and fix it up.  The dude was knocking at our door at 8am precisely.  Erik had to go to work so I got to deal with the repair-person-dude.  He opened it up and showed me that the damn thing is sparking like crazy.  He warned us not to use it again or it could cause a fire.  Now we have to wait for a replacement, it's all very upsetting.  How am I going to microwave my popcorn in the interim?

Erik still has my car because now he has to wait for the insurance company to check out his car before the dealership can begin repairs.  I was going to visit my folks today but now I'm going to have to postpone my visit to this evening (after Erik gets home from work).  I have to go to work tomorrow (and Friday) for Dreamweaver training so he might have to rent a car for the next few days.  I'm not too jazzed about going back to ULS so early but I am a little jazzed that I'm going to receive serious HTML software training.  Now maybe my websites won't look so elementary.

On a bit of a serious note,  the 9/11 Commission's final report gets released tomorrow (it comes out in book form next week actually, I may pick up a copy) and it promises to outline the many missed chances that could have prevented the 9/11 attacks.  The report also fails to fink a link between the 9/11 attacks and Iraq.  I have no words for how angry this makes me.  Having just read Plan of Attack I think I have a pretty good understanding on how this war became a reality;  GWB and his administration were war-hungry from day one.  And now GWB actually has the gall to try and pass himself off as the "peace president"!!!  I completely agree with the guys at, GWB needs to STFU!  Grrr ...

But enough brevity, let's get to the levity;  there's a lot of goss to throw around so let's get to it:

I know that Kylie was voted the #1 ass in the world but let's not short-change the next president of the United States of America and his assets:

I bet that wetsuit is pretty form-fitting.  I'd have to see him from behind to be sure but I think it's safe to say that our next president will be much hotter (and with better hair) than our current one.

I've been on a reading kick lately so I think I'm going to go stick my nose in a book.  Hopefully I will be able to fall asleep and get back some precious hours of beauty rest.  Boy do I need it, I've been looking pretty hit for a few days now.  More later ...