That stupid Punxsutawney Phil saw his stupid shadow which means that there will be another 6 stupid weeks of stupid winter:


Groundhogs suck!

Speaking of suck ... we all know that the just completed Real World/Road Rules Challenge: Battle of the Sexes 2 blew major chunks so I'm hoping the new challenge, Inferno 2, will be much better:


I don't understand how you can have a challenge full of "Bad Asses" (i.e. Assholes) without having either Coral or Emily (RR 2) on board. And can I get a WTF? on placing Julie on the "Good Guys" (i.e. Suckas) team??? Whatever ... as long as she pees on someone else's bed this time I'll be happy.

Sadly, Trashelle didn't make the cut ... what was she too busy to do another challenge? Highly doubtful. The Inferno 2 airs March 7th.

Please tell me y'all watched My Super Sweet 16 last night ... it was so best, so best eva!!!


Not only did it feature an extremely spoiled rotten brat-of-a-girl who had to fly to Paris to find a dress (only to be shocked to learn that Dior was, like, closed for the entire month of August) and receive a Range Rover as a gift (or she'd never talk to her parents again) but it featured an extremely spoiled rotten 15-year-old girl WITH A BOOB JOB who did all those things and more. Hi, I totally missed out on my Super Sweet 16 and I demand compensation. I put Erik on notice, if I don't have a new car in my driveway with a big red bow on it by February 14th then I am never talking to him again. Holla atcha Maserati.

While perusing IHeartJake.com (for goss purposes, I swear) I came across some pictures from the upcoming gay-Cowboy flick Brokeback Mountain:


It will be interesting to see how this movie turns out. Will it remain true to the novel? Will it receive the red-state sanitation treatment and become diluted into pointless drivel? I guess we'll soon find out.

Check out the tween queen hotness that is Jamie Lynn Spears:


It's been a few days since I've shouted a holla at my girl. News on the J-L Spears tip has been very quiet lately. I've got my peepers peeped though, you can rest assured. The Gay Master is in the hizzy, y'all! And as my duty as The Gay Master I have to also post a hot-guy pic as well. Ian Somerhalder proclaims that he is straight as can be:


But his proclivity for the make-up (and I suspect an immense love of the rouge) makes me wonder. C'mon Ian, just join the club already -- the first round of Queer Beer is on me!

Hmmm ... take note, there will be another repeat of Lost tonight ... new episodes do not start up again until next week.

Part Deux of the SNL fiasco from Ashlee's POV airs tonight on her show:


Here's a drinking game for you ... do a shot of booze every time anyone mentions Ashlee's throat. Take 2 shots every time Ashlee cries (or scrunches up her face as if about to cry). Down an entire glass of booze every time Ashlee says the word "sad" (i.e. "If my career is over ... because of this ... then that's sad" = chugalug).

Is it wrong that I really want to buy THIS?


It could be worse, I could have set my heart on owning THIS.

I'm not sure how long it will be before the Celebrity Death Beeper sends me news of the Pope's expiration (thankfully, he seems to be doing better) but if it's true what they say about Doves being portents of death then ...


He better start praying.

Before y'all get all excited and stuff, this picture is not from any upcoming Beverly Hills 90210 reunion or anything ... the picture is from an upcoming episode of What I Like About You where Luke Perry guest stars:


The episode will air February 25th as a part of The WB's Flashback Friday. Apparently, all the shows that air that night will have a "flashback" component to them. If this is their plan for Sweeps then it looks like they're going to get nothin' but Sleeps ... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Finally, here is a new picture (at least I think it's new) from Batman Begins:


So far, I'm not as excited as I am for F4 but Batman is my boy and I'm gonna support the flick. A few pictures of Xtian Bale sans rubber suit (actually, sans any suit) might stir some excitement.

And now, it's the news:

• Oh Courtney, if it's not one thing it's another.
• Beck has released an EP of new songs on iTunes. It sounds like he's been spending too much time playing Nintendo.
• Beyoncé + Chris Martin = poop sandwich.
• Here comes The Bloc Party!
• Here comes Ash!
• Who you gonna call?
• "All I did was free their little claws, man. They wanted to be free."
• Think you've got what it takes to be the next Left-Eye?
• The female Gyllenhaal wants to reign supreme.
• Victoria Beckham secured an entire hospital floor to birth her newest Beckham. I still don't believe that she is preggers.
• Paula Abdul takes a lot of credit for Kylie Minogue's success; still talking up her forthcoming new album.
• You know Paris Hilton is hosting SNL this week, right?

FYI: I am in the process of changing my image hosting services. ImageShack.us has been so great to me but it seems that I have outgrown their services. Pictures might be down for a little while, I'm hoping refreshing will bring them back. I hope to have everything sorted out soon so that things can continue unimpeded.

Erik and I are going to the Reel Pride Film Festival tonight to see the movie Harry and Max:


I've always wanted to see a movie about an incestuous love affair between and boyband member and his brother ... or maybe not ... I'll let you know. Laters.

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