Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Under The Pink

Hmmm ... are things back to normal with Spederline? Kevin flew out to be with his meal ticket wife in Kentwood, LA for Valentine's Day:


I hope the cake survived the trip intact. I caught part deux of the Access Hollywood interview last night but nothing of import was discussed. They talked a bit, again, about the fashion line that Britney and Kevin might create (the clothing line might be called Pair of Dice) ... I really hope this happens ... I would love to get a chicken grease-stained wife-beater straight from the man himself.

Incidentally, if you want to watch the Access Hollywood interview with K-Fed you can download it HERE.

In other Spears news, it's been a while since I talked about my girl Jamie Lynn Spears. Here are two scans from different magazines that showcased our fave new girl:


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And you thought you knew all there was to know about Jamie Lynn Spears ... that's why we need a Jamie Lynn 101.


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Here we learn all about how Jamie Lynn is becoming a huge star, just like her big sister. That's our girl! [pix via Jamie-Spears.com]

Here is an update to those 2 Debbie Gibson nekkid pictures:


You can see the uncensored pictures HERE. Obviously the uncensored Debbie pix are NSFW but the site that is hosting the images is also NSFW.

Michael Jackson, who is set to be ailing for the next week, has ordered that his staff wear pins of support while he is on trial:


Martha Stewart (no lie, that's her real name), who works at the gate at Neverland Ranch, proudly wears her Pray for Michael Jackson pin. I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that she don't want to get her ass fired at all.

Paris Hilton can't go a week without flashing some part of her body that ought to be hidden by underwear:


It's nice to know that she likes to floss ... click HERE to find out what I mean (NSFW).

So we found out that Xtina Augilera got engaged this weekend, so now the beyotch has to make the rounds showing off her new ring:


Call me catty but I think it's an ugly ring ... so it suits her!

Nick and Jessica spent Valentine's Day together making out in a grocery store parking lot:


It seems that after The Newlyweds has run its course (and it has already run its course) Nick will be able to become a gardener on Wisteria Lane.

Our Lady of Thighs walks among us:


For lo, Her Holiness was on set for a photoshoot where she walked on water and healed the sick. Let us bow our heads in reverence.

Joey Lawrence, sporting a very scary-looking shaved head, is interviewed in the new issue of Out magazine:


Joey claims he wants to follow in the footsteps of George Clooney (who he thinks he looks like). Um ... no.

Jennifer Lopez has joined forces with Beyoncé to sell Pepsi in a new ad:


Of course there is no Pepsi to be found in this ad but you get the idea. Incidentally, my quest to find winning bottles of Pepsi products is moving ahead nicely. I've racked up 7 free iTunes downloads so far. It's all in the way you lean back, lean back, lean back, lean back.

Renée Zellweger went for a Betty Page look in last month's issue of W magazine:


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These pictures came out a little while ago but I never got around to posting them. They are pretty cool so ... enjoy!

And now, the news:
Yesterday I had this great conversation with my friend Adriana ... but the best part was the end of the convo:

AY: i have to go poop now, and get my car fixed
AY: but i love you!
AY: congrats on your blog taking off
AY: brian and i try and read it every day, and we always laugh our asses off
AY: i love your pink captions...so sassy
AY: adios, amigo, it's like coming out of my butt...
AY: ttyl
*** "AY" signed off at Tue Feb 15 14:20:24 2005.


You gotta love her!

And the week trudges on ... I have to say thank you to all of the great messages that people have been sending me. They really inspire me to keep up the hard work. Thank you all so much :)

And now ... work to do ... or something.