The dress she is wearing does seem to be a maternity dress ... either that or it's just really fucking ugly. She's looking irritable and nauseous so it could be morning sickness ... In any regard, I'm sure that if she is pregnant that she's already got a name all picked out and ready to go:
Well, another weekend of Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillipe NOT being seen together has just occurred. Reese was seen out with the kids and Ryan was seen with some dude:
Hmmm ... who is this guy that Ryan is getting all sweaty with at the gym. I guess it could be his friend ... or it could be his personal trainer ... or he could be someone else entirely ... Hmmm ...
For Easter, Reese took Ava out to an Easter egg hunt:
While Ryan just went out for a smoke ... alone:
Verrrrrrrrrrrry interesting! How long has it been since they've been seen together now?
Let's move on ... David Beckham and his wife Victoria Beckham were out this weekend:
And while Becks was doing his Holy best, Victoria was busy showing off her amazingly thin figure ...
She just gave birth to her baby a little over a month ago! She claims that she didn't starve herself to get back to her stick-thin self and I actually believe her.
The REAL REASON that she is able to be so thin, so fast after giving birth is because SHE'S AN ALIEN:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! She even brought some of her people to Earth with her!!! Poor Becks ... I bet he doesn't even know!
No wonder he's still with her ... she must have possession of his mind ... and sadly, his body as well! I know your secret Victoria Beckham!
And I'm suddenly realizing that I should shut up before I get vaporized with a ray gun or something like that ... Oh No They Didn't! scrounged up these promo pictures of Nicole Richie:
I believe she's doing promo for her upcoming album ... or something. I can't wait to hear what it sounds like ... Hee Hee!! And for the record, I think she looks pretty good ... and that's saying a lot.
Wow Chris Kirkpatrick (N*Sync) has really gotten fat!
I believe that he is now the fattest member of N*Sync ... although I haven't actually seen how big Joey Fat-one has gotten so ... I wonder if Chris has been eating himself out of depression over the fact that Justin Timberlake has had so much success as a solo performer?
Tara Reid has been photographed without her boobs hanging out or her legs spread open ...
Shocking, ain't it?
Mariah Carey is lookin' great in his heavily Photoshopped picture from Blender magazine:
If you would like to download her entire new album for evaluation purposes, you might want to click HERE. Get it while you can!
Wow ... Scarlett Johansson has really bad skin when she's not all heavily madeup:
She looks almost as bad as Cameron Zitty McPussbags Diaz ... and speaking of ...
Ain't Cameron Diaz just a doll in this picture?
I bet she's fun to have sex with ... don't she look like a pill?!
And Now, The News:
- Michael Jackson coughs up his latest excuse.
- "I was fucking Christian Bale up the arse and the crew was filming. I hadn't done gay penetrative sex before, so I'm standing behind Christian's big naked back, going, 'Wow, this is so... peculiar.' So I start, you know, pumping away slowly, and I start to go a bit more like a bunny rabbit, then like a Jack Russell. Then I said, 'I'm sure I would have come by now.' I glanced back and saw the crew packing up and walking away! I think TODD (HAYNES) hadn't wanted to interrupt us. Christian's never written to me. He never phones anymore." -- Ewan McGregor fondly remembering his sex scene with Christian Bale in their movie Velvet Goldmine.
- Christian Bale is a new daddy. No, Ewan McGregor is not the mother.
- Page Six Six Six is reporting that Ashlee Simpson is dating Dan Estrin from Hoobastank.
- Prince Charles will not sign a pre-nup.
- Does Oprah Winfrey really need more money?
- The Bratz are coming to TV ... Soliel Moon Frye and Lacy Chabert will do the voices.
- Radiohead perform new music.
- Mister Snitch writes about this year's men in black.
- I <3 City Rag too!
- Alice Cooper <3's Kylie Minogue.
- There's a new episode of Lost this week! [thanks Sarah]
- Even Avril Lavigne hates her own music.
- Lena Horne gives Whitney Houston incentive to get clean.
- I need one of THESE. We all do.
Those of you who know me know that I used to eat Chik-Fil-A almost every day that I lived in Oklahoma when I went to OU. I miss it terribly and there are no Chik-Fil-As in Detroit at all .... so getting to eat there is a huge treat for me! Anyways ... we ate and then got to the venue ... which was called The Happy Badger ... which turned out to be a coffee house/computer store/clothing store/concert venue ... and I shit you not! It's owned by this hippy couple who wanted to make a fun, safe place for kids to hang out. We were the oldest people there to see the show ... by a lot of years! When we got there we found out that there were 7 bands playing total ... so in the meantime I had a soda, Erik had a homemade hot chocolate and we played a game of Battleship (he fucking won). Anyways ... The Javelins and Thunderbirds were amazingly fun!
If you're interested, you can see the rest of the pictures HERE.
Easter was spent at Erik's grandparents house ... we had a nice meal and visited for a while. All in all, it was a very fun weekend.
OH and Guess What?! I have the whole week off ... my Spring Break continues y'all! Holla!!