Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Behold, The Papa Ratzi

Have you noticed the locket that Britney Spears has been wearing for the past few weeks? Well, it turns out that the baby picture in the locket is that of rat-hubby Kevin Federline:


Hmmm ... The caption reads that K-Fed gave it to Brit as a gift but ... I wonder if she had to pay for it? Whatevs, Spederline is so weird.

Anyways, last night UPN showed an 11-second preview clip of the new Britney & Kevin Show:


ONTD! has a link if you want to download the clip ... there are more links at BritneyBoards.com (reg. req'd.) ... it goes by really fast so you're really not missing much. I can't WAIT for this show to debut!

So, we found out that Natasha Lyonne is in big trubs for threatening to molest a neighbor's dog ... here is her mug shot, from TheSmokingGun.com:


But she's not the only celeb in trubs with the law ... Chris Tucker has got himself his own mess to deal with, here is his mug shot from TheSmokingGun.com:


I'm not sure what his hurry was but he was arrested for going 109 mph ... and then not pulling over. Hmmm ... orange isn't his color, btw.

Reese Witherspoon had the worst day ever ... not only did she escape reckless driving paparazzi on the road, but her car was hit AND she got a parking ticket:


She looks pissed ... it's a good thing she's got a solid relationship to gain support from ... oh wait ...

Brandon Flowers never looks happy:


And all these stripes make him look really depressed ... or is it his always-sour face? It takes away from his cuteness too ... Boo!

Aaron Carter ... man, I love when pictures of Aaron Carter come out, he's not a boy -- not yet a woman:


He was a cute little kid but now he's just an awkward looking boy trying to be all manly. Keep tryin', sonny.

I tried and I tried and I tried to sum up how I feel about this picture of Brittany Murphy ...


I am at a loss ... what do you think?

Jennifer Lopez looks like she's feeling not so fresh:


She looks like she's surfing the crimson wave, she needs to totally haul ass to the ladies.

Hilary Duff and Joel Madden are so cute:


Does anyone know what the dog's name is? I hope it's Hil Hil ... or Jo Jo :)

Lindsay Lohan, newly blonde, is a very complex woman:


One day she's all shy and the next she's all "look at me!" One thing's for sure, more times than not, she loves the camera.

The Backstreet Boys are back:


... and closer than ever!

Lacy Chabert is so cute:


The only thing I don't like is her mouth and the way she moves it when she talks. What is up with that anyways?

How droll ... Eva Longoria buying a magazine that she's on the cover of at a newsstand, isn't that what personal assistants are for?


I wasn't going to post this picture but I love the guy in the background. LOL!

Destiny's Child are down under:


It's a nice picture so I posted ... the girls really look cute. I hope to take the exact same picture some day. [picture via BeyonceWorld.net]

Here are some pictures from The Dukes of Hazzard movie:


I dunno ... it could be cute ... but I'm weary. The General Lee looks great though!

Here is one more picture of Lo from MTV's Laguna Beach from her My Space profile:


Hmmm ... I wonder what she's tokin' down on? Thanks to Claudia for sending me the link.

Hey, have you heard ... Pink is the new Energy Drink:


Loves it! Thanks to Jackie for sending me the link!

It appears, to some, that the Virgin Mary has taken up residence in a Chicago subway underpass:


They're even talking about this story on the other side of the pond. I guess she got tired of living on a half-eaten grilled cheese sandwich.

Let's do the news roundup:
Erik and I had a great dinner at the W.A.B. last night ... and I fell asleep on the couch watching Bram Stoker's Dracula. I had forgotten how great a movie that is. I think the last time I saw it was at a movie theater back in '92. If you kind of not pay attention to Keanu Reeves ... it's an excellent film. Winona Ryder and Gary Oldman are astonishingly good ... The movie is playing on Encore all this month.

I'm hanging with K-Dawg tonight ... FINALLY I'm going to get all the juicy details. Woot! And, I'm out.