The MTV Movie Awards were last night and the stars were out in full force. The red carpet was all aflutter with various music and movie stars ... why, Jessica Alba was among the celebrities in attendance. She was there to promote her new movie The Fantastic Four but ended up promoting her fantastic 2 instead:


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It's been a while since we've had a nip slip ... and this time we get to see both of them, individually. That's hot!

Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson were all smiles on the red carpet. Jessica looked like a diva with that hair:


I think she looked great.

Lindsay Lohan, on the other hand, looked way too whited out:


Who knew she had extendable arms? Lindsay was reunited with the other Mean Girls on stage:


And they all looked a little rough ... and scary ... the Halloween Girls!

Lindsay looked a little better the other night after a night of clubbing at Club Mood:


It's good to know that she isn't shying away from fans and photographers since her car accident. Lindsay rules ... I do <3 her!

Getting back to Jessica Simpson ... boy, that girl really loves her magazines:


You just *know* that she's got some tabloid magazines in that stack. I love it!

Hilary and Haylie Duff had lunch with B.F.F. Michelle Trachtenberg recently:


They look like their own version of the Mean Girls ... but they need a fourth -- hey girls, shout me a holla!

Mary-Kate Olsen is continuing her campaign to look as terrible as possible:


At least she's good at it ... I don't get the Olsens ... at all.

David and Victoria Beckham have left the U.S. east coast for the U.S. west coast ... the pair were spotted all over LA yesterday:


He looks great. I love the flip flops. I could do without all the kissing but ... I'm not really complaining. It's cool to see them here in the U.S.

Nicole Richie and Adam Goldstein have to be photographed, like, every day:


She looks pretty good. She's still godawfully skinny but she sometimes wears it well. He looks painfully dull ... but at least he's not fat anymore ... tho, I think that would be more fun for us.

Kirsten Dunst looks thrilled to be spending so much time in gay Paris:


The poor girl looks like she wants to be put out of her misery.

Hey! Have you seen Danica McKellar (Winnie Cooper on The Wonder Years) lately?


Here are some pictures from her photospread in Stuff magazine. She's got a killer body ... but the same face ... which makes the whole package look really weird in a disturbing sort of way.

Quick game: can you guess who this person is?


Take these hideous elements and see if you can guess who it is before clicking on the picture for the answer. These pictures are perfect for the Go Fug Yourself girls.

The kids at Oh No They Didn't! came up with these great movie preview magazine scans. First up, a Wonder Woman update:


I am a little relieved to read that Joss Whedon isn't going to change up the WW costume too much. Next, we have a Rent movie preview:


The pictures from this movie look great. It brings back great memories from seeing Rent so many times a few years ago. I will totally love this movie, I just know it.

The news:

• Click HERE to find out who won awards at the MTV Movie Awards last night. The show airs on MTV this Thursday if you want to wait.
• Tom Cruise loses a tooth.
• You think you know Kiefer Sutherland? Well, did you know his full name is Kiefer William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus Sutherland?
• Kelly Osbourne back in rehab? I really hope she gets well soon.
• Ozzy Osbourne to write a musical about Rasputin.
• Charlotte Church spills the beans -- Pavarotti is a bitch, GWB is a moron. Quelle surprise! You gotta read this interview.
• Are you sure you saw all the hidden gems in Star Wars Episode III? I'm going to have to see it one more time so that I can catch the Millennium Falcon.

Kickball practice was very productive yesterday. This will be the second year that I will be playing on an adult kickball team. Our first game is this coming Friday. The team name is Phil Collins. The idea is that when other teams are asked who they are playing they have to say "We're playing Phil Collins". Yeah, it wasn't my idea but I'm going with it. We each have a Phil Collins song as our own personal theme song (Duh, my song is Sussudio) so it should be pretty fun.

I'm not sure if I'm going to see Martha Wainwright in concert tonight after all. I am going back and forth about it. I want to see her ... I fear if I don't go I might not get to see her for a long time (if ever again). BUT, I am *so* not in a concert mood.

What to do, what to do?!

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