Monday, May 30, 2005
Comin' Home
I was actually a little sad to say goodbye to The Oak Pointe Lodge ... it really started to feel like home. I think I am going to miss the new friends that Erik and I made while we stayed there:
I have to assure you that all of these animals died of natural causes (the little bear holding the candle died of diabetes). We heart them and will miss them terribly.
BUT it was time to get home ... even tho we were having a lot of fun doing nothing I was starting to miss my routine ... there is gossip to be had ... so let's get to it ...
I was happy to learn that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline didn't do anything exciting while I was away ... they did go out for McDonald's though:
While I could easily make a joke about Britney's feet, I think I will refrain from doing so and just chalk up the Mickey D's trip to good ol' pregnancy cravings. Although, it does make you wonder if she is even wearing shoes at all ...
Speaking of people who are famous for not wearing shoes, Mr. Jason Alexander (Britney's first husband) decided to pose topless for his In Touch magazine interview, and here's the picture:
While he isn't really my cup of tea (his face, I just can't condone his face) I can see his appeal. He's definitely more beefy than K-Fed ... I bet he could kick Kevin's ass in a street brawl. Oooh, wouldn't that be fun to see?
Thank the stars above ... Paris Latsis (the male Paris in Paris2) finally fixed his horribly dyed hair:
Gone are those horrible roots! Huzzah! Huzzah! A cheer rises up from the crowd!! He looks 10 MILLION times better ... I greatly approve.
Ryan Phillipe, fresh from his surfing jaunt from last week, decided to go out on the town:
Homeskillet was flying solo again ... and it looks like he was throwing around mad paper. Yeah ... he's hot.
Jessica Simpson seems to have gotten herself into a bit of trouble:
That bag of goodies seems mighty fishy. The cops sure seem interested too. Hmmm, she prolly got out of trouble just because she is Jessica Simpson. But still, that bag looks full of different sorts of medicines. Hmm ...
Aww, Nicole Richie and Adam Goldstein take a break from shopping to share a little kiss:
It's cute ... and kinda nauseating all at the same time.
Lindsay Lohan is continuing on her downward spiral:
It looks like she is turning into Kimberly Stewart. Why in hell would she do that?! Her trashy bleached out hair is looking worse and worse ... if it wasn't so fun talking about her downfall, I might stop paying attention to her altogether. But don't worry ... I wouldn't dare.
Speaking of Kim Stewart, it seems that she is dating a new man:
It looks like she is awfully chummy with Wes Scantlin, the lead singer of Puddle of Mudd. Normally, this wouldn't really be that big a deal ... except that Wes used to date Rachel Hunter, Kim's ex-step mother. Um, what? She needs to just go away ... and get her teeth fixed.
Keifer Sutherland and Eva Longoria are making a movie together:
... that is why they are being photographed together recently. Whatevs, it looks like they have a nice, playful rapport with one another. They should just do it.
David and Victoria Beckham were seen out on the town in Spain somewhere:
He looks great ... she .. doesn't.
Hayden Christensen likes his booze:
In these pictures he looks drunk and high ... instead of "just high" like he always does.
Jennifer Lopez is beloved by gays all over the place:
I, too, love La Lopez ... she looks great in these pictures.
The quick news:
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I have to assure you that all of these animals died of natural causes (the little bear holding the candle died of diabetes). We heart them and will miss them terribly.
BUT it was time to get home ... even tho we were having a lot of fun doing nothing I was starting to miss my routine ... there is gossip to be had ... so let's get to it ...
I was happy to learn that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline didn't do anything exciting while I was away ... they did go out for McDonald's though:
While I could easily make a joke about Britney's feet, I think I will refrain from doing so and just chalk up the Mickey D's trip to good ol' pregnancy cravings. Although, it does make you wonder if she is even wearing shoes at all ...
Speaking of people who are famous for not wearing shoes, Mr. Jason Alexander (Britney's first husband) decided to pose topless for his In Touch magazine interview, and here's the picture:
While he isn't really my cup of tea (his face, I just can't condone his face) I can see his appeal. He's definitely more beefy than K-Fed ... I bet he could kick Kevin's ass in a street brawl. Oooh, wouldn't that be fun to see?
Thank the stars above ... Paris Latsis (the male Paris in Paris2) finally fixed his horribly dyed hair:
Gone are those horrible roots! Huzzah! Huzzah! A cheer rises up from the crowd!! He looks 10 MILLION times better ... I greatly approve.
Ryan Phillipe, fresh from his surfing jaunt from last week, decided to go out on the town:
Homeskillet was flying solo again ... and it looks like he was throwing around mad paper. Yeah ... he's hot.
Jessica Simpson seems to have gotten herself into a bit of trouble:
That bag of goodies seems mighty fishy. The cops sure seem interested too. Hmmm, she prolly got out of trouble just because she is Jessica Simpson. But still, that bag looks full of different sorts of medicines. Hmm ...
Aww, Nicole Richie and Adam Goldstein take a break from shopping to share a little kiss:
It's cute ... and kinda nauseating all at the same time.
Lindsay Lohan is continuing on her downward spiral:
It looks like she is turning into Kimberly Stewart. Why in hell would she do that?! Her trashy bleached out hair is looking worse and worse ... if it wasn't so fun talking about her downfall, I might stop paying attention to her altogether. But don't worry ... I wouldn't dare.
Speaking of Kim Stewart, it seems that she is dating a new man:
It looks like she is awfully chummy with Wes Scantlin, the lead singer of Puddle of Mudd. Normally, this wouldn't really be that big a deal ... except that Wes used to date Rachel Hunter, Kim's ex-step mother. Um, what? She needs to just go away ... and get her teeth fixed.
Keifer Sutherland and Eva Longoria are making a movie together:
... that is why they are being photographed together recently. Whatevs, it looks like they have a nice, playful rapport with one another. They should just do it.
David and Victoria Beckham were seen out on the town in Spain somewhere:
He looks great ... she .. doesn't.
Hayden Christensen likes his booze:
In these pictures he looks drunk and high ... instead of "just high" like he always does.
Jennifer Lopez is beloved by gays all over the place:
I, too, love La Lopez ... she looks great in these pictures.
The quick news:
- Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith still reigns at the box office, pulling in over $70 million this weekend.
- Peace the Spork Out goes to Eddie Albert, the star of Green Acres.
- Oliver Stone got his ass bus-ted!
- It's all finally over ... right?
- Charlotte Church wants you to leave Britney Spears alone.
- Here come The Fugees again.
- The cast of The Breakfast Club will reunite at the 2005 MTV Movie Awards.
- Are you sure you caught all the clues in the season finale of Lost?
- Survivor: Palau winner Tom Westman has gone back to firefighting.
- Tough road ahead for the real Little Mermaid.
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