Wow ... Britney Spears gets married twice in a single year and Lindsay Lohan has to show her up by getting into 2 car accidents in a single year. Lindsay's black Mercedes was smashed up pretty bad in a run-in with a brown van:


Lindsay, her female passenger and the driver of the van were all taken to the hospital. It is being reported that Lindsay suffered minor injuries. The MTV news report states that Lindsay immediately ran away from the smashed car, presumably to avoid the paparazzi -- but maybe to hide something? It's still a bit unclear. Witnesses blame the paparazzi for this, second, accident. It appears that L. Lo is going to be OK ... we'll see how severely the driver of the van will be punished. [Source]

In happier scarier news, Lynne Spears is letting the onset of fall get her into the Halloween spirit ... mama Spears was seen shopping for Halloween decorations:


I can't believe she got dressed up as a hag just to pick up a few decorations. [Source]

Kirstie Alley may be dropping pounds like nobody's business ... but what the hell, lady ... would it kill you to run a brush thru that hair?


See, I really feel for the children ... no one ever thinks about the children when travesties like this occur. Let's NOT forget about the children ... [Source]

The new Skeletwins^TM got together to spend the evening at Koi in LA this week ... check out these snazzy outfits worn by Mischa Barton and Nicole Richie:


See, I believe in recycling -- I really do -- but using old rugs and dead dogs to make outfits is soooo wrong. [Source]

Here are some more pictures of Miss Mischa ... it looks like she keeps going back and forth between the 2 men in her life ... first she's back with Brandon Davis and then she goes back to Cisco Adler:


Damn ... it's like which is the lesser of 2 evils? Brandon is a Big Mac away from turning into Janet Jackson and Cisco looks like a reject from a Jay and Silent Bob movie. I feel for ya, honey. And I'd be embarrassed to be seen with this joker, too. [Source]

It's confirmed ... THE hottest celebrity trend this year has to be schmoozing with the homeless ... hello, only everyone is doing it ... but Uma Thurman is taking the whole trend to the next level:


Swapping spit with the homeless is SO hot right now. [Source]

Oh look ... Tom Cruise and Katie Kate Holmes are still showing the world that they are still together ... I'm actually surprised they aren't married yet ... but anyways, check out these pictures of the pair at Tom's daughter's soccer game:


I *love* that there is only, like, 5 years separating Kate and Tom's daughter ... so hot. I also love that both Tom Cruise and his daughter appear to have larger breasts than Kate does. I hope that girl is getting P-A-I-D to be seen in public with these two. [Source]

Disney is releasing Cinderella on DVD for the first time ever and I suppose that calls for a celebration ... or some shizz like that ... check out this picture from the lavish event:


Kimora Lee looks fab ... but what the shizz is Star Jones trying to pull off here? She looks more like Cinderella's carriage rather than Cinderella herself. Blech! [Source]

See ... what did I say? Trishelle will do anything to try and stay relevant:


Yeah ... sweetie, go back to hanging out with the Laguna kids ... Andy Dick is seriously not the way to go. [Source]

Pink reader Hollie sends in this picture of Jessica Simpson from her concert last Saturday in Chicago ... note the abnormally loose clothing:


Yeah ... Jessica is a huge fan of wearing slim, tight-fitting clothing ... what do you suppose she is trying to say here? Jessica also announced that she is "taking a year off from work" which includes postponing her new album, which was due to be released soon, until next year. HMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!! Rumor has it that US Weekly is about to make an announcement about Nick and Jessica ... I was told that the announcement would be about their break-up -- but maybe it'll really be about her pregnancy? [thanks Hollie]

Okay y'all ... Aaron Carter has a couple of things to get off his chest:


Fine ... everyone got it now? [Source]

I have to give a big birthday shout-out to Nicky Hilton who turns 22 today:


Honey, it's all downhill from here on out ... have a great birthday! [Source, thanks Beckie]

Gwyneth Paltrow gets all flower power-y on the cover of the new issue of Vogue magazine:


I think she looks great ... I know the big, poofy dress is a staple of a Vogue shoot but maybe they should try something else ... the whole starlet-on-a-couch-in-an-insanely-over-the-top-poofy-dress photo gets old. [Source]

Jake Gyllenhaal is on the cover of the new issue of Empire magazine:


Le sigh. [Source]

Cameron Diaz is on the cover of Seventeen magazine:


Um, for real? And, why??? [Source]

I love these shirts ... c'mon you know you do too ...


When I saw these girl shirts at Hollister I had to pick up one for me (Team Kristin) and one for Erik (Team LC). Unfortch, we don't have the boobs to fill them out ... and we still haven't found the right occasion to wear them to. [Source]

Here is a picture of Pink readers Melissa and Emily from New York City:


I ran into these lovely ladies on my first day in the city ... Hotness! [thanks Melissa & Emily]

And finally, here is the latest picture of a Pink fan with her Pink is the new Blog sticker:


I managed to give out a few stickers this past week while I was in NYC ... if you have a pink sticker (Andy!) make sure you send in your picture so I can post it :) [Source]

Newstime:

• Will there be a Spederline sex tape out soon? Folks, DO NOT MAKE SEX TAPES EVER!
• E! jumps on the Britney Baby Book trend. The book is better.
• While Britney auctions off her flip-flops, Kylie Minogue auctions off her bra.
• Photogs are not having a great day today.
• Will Jack Osbourne do what Lance Bass couldn't?
• Morrissey names his next album Ringleader Of The Tormentors.
• At this point, I doubt that even McDonald's would give Kate Moss a job.
• Is THIS the cover of Madonna's Hung Up single? [via Madonna.nu]
• Paul Thomas (Good Charlotte), Bernie Mac and Kate Winslet are all celebrating birthdays today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating with them.
• While THIS is interesting, I'd rather see Picard and Riker porn.
• Peter Jackson to direct the Halo movie.
• Best.Worst.idea.ever. But I can't wait to hear it!
• Gavin returns!
• Well it's about time we got some funny money.

Sarah and Mark spent last weekend hanging out in Boston, MA hanging out with Angi and Tony for Mark's birthday. Here is a fun picture of Sarah and Mark in Salem:


They look so cute. Sarah couldn't stop talking about how amazing their trip was ... [thanks Sarah]

Last night a few of us got together for an after-birthday party for Mark ... Tracey brought baby Zakiya and she, of course, stole the spotlight:


Damn ... she is the cutest baby ever! [thanks VLB]

Today I am hosting a small camera crew from the Canadian entertainment channel Star! who are flying in from Toronto to do a little interview with me. I can't believe that people would actually fly into Detroit just to talk to little ol' me. It's cruisazy. I'll have an update on what goes on today tomorrow ...

And with that ... I'm out. Lates!

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