Hee hee ... I am fairly certain that Angelina wears the pants in that family. Brad better quit his whining and get his ass in gear before she has to put her foot down! [Source]
Wowie wow ... Jessica Simpson may have gone a bit too far with the collagen injections ... her lips look overinflated and ready to go POP!
She can't seriously think this is a good look for her ... she looks outright ridiculous. Take it easy with the lips, Jess ... you don't have to try so hard -- oh and leave the raincoat at home next time. [Source]
Awww ... look at this ... Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos seem to be having a little lovers' quarrel:
Don't you hate it when horrible fashion choices interfere with true love? [Source]
Lord! I love Nicole Kidman ... that is why it pains me so to post this picture of her:
Yikes! She looks scary as hell. See, even the beautiful people can take a bad picture ... and this one is a doozy. [Source]
Well, well, well, well ... who is this new chick that Jake Gyllenhaal is hanging around with?
I hope it's a cousin or a new assistant or something ... cuz, I didn't authorize any new woman to be allowed in such close proximity. [Source]
Here's another picture of our Jakeyness ... it looks like he's had a wee bit too much to drink:
... which is usually how I like my hot dudes to be. [Source]
Grrr ... check out this sickeningly cute picture of Jude Law as he carries his little boy while walking 2 little dogs:
Yeah, no wonder Sienna Miller can forgive him any transgression. I bet it's hard to be angry at Jude Law for very long. [Source]
Hilary Duff has posted this behind-the-scenes picture of her and Joel Madden from their Teen People magazine photoshoot on her official blog ... check it, Joel's older brother Josh is in the background:
She writes: Joel and I were made to feel so comfortable because we had a great team with us. Joel's stylist was his brother Josh, a professional. My stylist, Deb Waknin dressed me. You can see them both in the background of the picture I've posted with today's entry. Working with people you know makes for an easier, more comfortable experience. This was the very first time Joel and I got to talk about our relationship and what we are up to. I feel really good about the whole layout and I hope everyone picks up a copy. They look so happy together ... and I love that Hilary has joined the blogger ranks. [Source]
Adrianne Curry (the new Mrs. Brady) is Playboy magazine's February covergirl:
The pic looks very similar to a Kylie Minogue picture from her Love, Kylie ad campaign. IMHO, Kylie looks better. [Source, Source]
And finally, here is this week's Hot Guy of the Week ... let's say hello to Trevor:
He's got a little bit of the Jessica Simpson-lip thing going on. I suspect his lips are natural ... and besides, who's looking at his lips anyway? [Source]
- 24 begins Day 5 tonight with a 2-hour season premiere on Fox.
- It's a done deal for Mr. & Mrs. Mathers.
- Juvenile gets arrested; doesn't get sent to juvey.
- Peace the Spork Out goes to Shelley Winters.
- Oh No! It's the return of Talan Torriero's music. [thanks Lindsey]
- Joaquin Phoenix has a hard time finding a girlfriend.
- Lindsay Lohan recovers really quickly ... and she's so goth, too.
- The White Stripes to appear on The Simpsons.
- Al Jazeera tried to get Ted Koppel; instead he went to the Discovery Channel.
- Chad Lowe is 38, Lisa Lisa is 39 and Mario Van Peebles is 49 today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
- THIS rules. [thanks AY]
Tonight Erik and I are going to the Magic Stick to see We Are Scientists. I haven't been to a concert in ages ... it'll be fun to down PBRs and rock out.
That is all. I'm out.