Wednesday, May 17, 2006
Must See TV
Brandon asserts that Lindsay's movie bombed because "she is a firecrotch", saying that "she's orange, she's not black or white -- she's orange." He goes on to say that "she tastes like [Brandon's] Turkish father's asshole". He doesn't divulge how he knows what Lindsay tastes like (or what his Turkish father's asshole tastes like, for that matter) but that's beside the point. Brandon even thinks that Lindsay's dad is hotter than she is! You simply MUST see this for yourself. Click HERE to see the whole TMZ video for yourself (make sure you stay tuned to the very last word). [Source]
Don't rich people live such interesting and mature lives? LOLOLOLOL
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