Sunday, October 29, 2006

The Greatest Lurve Of All

There really must be a man upstairs who has the ability to work wondrous miracles with just the snap of a finger ... SNAP! Whitney Houston comes to her senses and finally decides to divorce Bobby Brown, SNAP! Whitney Houston reemerges as the fierce diva that we all once knew and loved. I can hardly believe my eyes ... but here she is ... Miss Whitney Houston looking fine as all hell at the 17th annual Mercedes-Benz Carousel of Hope Ball in Beverly Hills last night:

I love it! She looks amazing ... and she finally looks fit enough to stage a real comeback. Homegirl has finally learned that the less Bobby Brown in her life, the more diamonds she can have ... she's dripping in ice. Thank the Lord above that our dear Whitney looks ready to reclaim her divaness. Welcome back, Whit ... we missed you! [Source]

Lindsay Lohan has been keeping herself really bizzy the past few nights hitting pretty much every party in sight all over Hollywood ... here are a couple pictures of L. Lo rockin' a couple of different costumes for a couple different parties:

Photo credit: X-17

Altho ... it appears that all this partying may be finally catching up with her. The usually adept party animal was seen early this morning in a very strange state, according to TMZ: At 6:45 am, a TMZ spy spotted Lindsay at Olive and Sunset in Hollywood, near a dog park. Lindsay was sitting in her parked black Cadillac Escalade and our spy, who was walking his dog, could see Lohan through the tinted windows, "freaking out" and talking on her phone. Then, Lohan called our spy over and told him that two men in a silver Toyota 4Runner -- parked behind her -- had been following her for the last two hours, trying to "hit" her vehicle. Our spy reports that "she seemed out of it," that it appeared she'd been out all night, and that she'd clearly been crying, with mascara running down her face. "I've called the cops," said Lindsay of her alleged pursuers. "But the cops can't catch them." Um, it turns out that the car she was freaking out over was just the regular paparazzi that is usually on her tail. Maybe she was just tired ... all that partying must be taking its toll on her. [Source, Source]

Seriously ... there isn't anything more frightening than a 44-year old woman trapped inside the body of a 9-year old girl dressed up like Snow White wearing much too much make-up:

I don't know what it is ... but Dakota Fanning kinda creeps me out. It's like she's too wizened to be a little girl. I'm utterly convinced that she's really an adult woman trapped in the body of a child ... WHO WANTS TO EAT MY SOUL! It's a good think I'm not a paranoid person. Incidentally, Dakota must be a big Disney fan -- she was Scarlett O'Hara from Gone with the Wind and her little friend was Mary Poppins at the same event last year. [Source]

I get that Halloween is supposed to be fun and all that but seriously ... I just don't think that dressing up as the recently deceased Crocodile Hunter is cool at all. South Park already poked fun at his death -- which devastated Terri Irwin, Steve's widow -- and now we get this picture of Bill Maher, sent in by Pink reader April, dressed up as Steve Irwin with a stingray tail sticking out of his chest. :

Steve Irwin's widow Terri is reportedly "devastated" by an episode of controversial TV cartoon South Park that pokes fun at the late Crocodile Hunter. Terri, 42, is said to be worried that Irwin's children Bindi, eight, and Bob, two, will see the show, which portrays the late star with a stingray sticking out of his chest less than two months after he died. On Friday Australian TV channel SBS announced it is planning to air the episode in Australia next year or in 2008. It has already been shown in the US. A friend of Irwin's widow says, "Terri is devastated Steve is being mocked in such a cruel way. Her worry is that Bindi and Bob will see it and break down. "Steve had as big a sense of humour as anyone, but this goes too far too soon." So gross ... and not really funny at all. [thanks April]

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are back in Pune, India presumably so that Angelina can get back to work on her movie A Mighty Heart (especially since they have no problems landing their helicopters wherever they please) but I suspect also to scope out the local orphanages ... here are a couple pictures of Brangelina's return to Pune:

I, for one, am all for Brangelina picking up a new baby to add to their brood. They already make up the cutest family ever ... and it would put their child count over Madonna's child count -- oh snap! [Source]

Diana Ross isn't usually seen out and about flaunting what her mama gave her but she was spotted earlier this week showing off just how much woman she is:

Now, I know Miss Ross is one bootylicious lady but something seems amiss about her ba-donka-donk. Is it supposed to look like that? Dang ... you could serve breakfast on that thing. [Source]

Guest editor Kylie Minogue is featured on the cover and within the pages of the new issue of Australian Vogue magazine and the Aussie paper The Daily Telegraph gives us a sneak peek at the her hot new photoshoot:

Kylie looks more mature and womanly, wearing extreme and graphic make-up with her elfin, cropped hairdo. She wears Chanel and Dolce & Gabbana (who are friends of the star) throughout the issue, and perusing the mag confirms it really is Kylie as we've never seen her before. In her editor's letter, Kylie offers her thanks and gratitude to those who have stood by her, especially since her breast cancer diagnosis. Somehow, the Aussie chick fitted in her "publishing" role while she prepared for her upcoming Showgirl Homecoming tour, put the finishing touches to a new Darling scent from Coty, completed her underwear line for Target and promoted her first kids' book. "Since my cancer diagnosis, my whole world changed - I have learned and experienced so much about myself and others," she tells Vogue readers. "It's great to be able to make those first steps back into the life I knew before, the one I now better know." I'm not always a fan of these types of photoshoots but I think Kylie does high fashion very well. She is able to morph into so many different characters with something as simple as a haircut (she and Madonna do it best). It looks like Kylie is showing no signs of slowing down since her recovery from her cancer treatments earlier this year. As always, it's great to have her back. [Source via Source]

Now, I have no idea if these pictures are new or not but I don't suppose it really matters (I suppose it's also possible that the pics are fake but I tend to think they're real) ... check out these great pictures of Owen Wilson having himself a little shower after spending some time on the beach:

Click above to see uncensored NSFW images

I don't really know why Owen would strip down to nothing in order to take a beach shower but I ain't complainin' It turns out that Owen is actually filming a scene for a movie called Drillbit Taylor so those are really his buns! He could prolly use a little more sun, so maybe he should take more beach showers in the nude on future excursions ... just a suggestion. [Source]

And Owen's sunny buns brings us to the Hot Dude of the Week ... let's say hello to Neil:

It would seem that Neil is just as happy as I am to have Whitney Houston back on the scene because it looks like he's lookin' up to give thanks to the man upstairs for the glorious bounty. I'm pretty thankful myself. Enjoy! [Source]

And finally, here is another batch of pictures sent in by Pink is the new Blog readers from all over the place -- April sends in this cute ultrasound picture/birth announcement she made for her family to break the news that her baby will not be a girl -- Gaby sends in a picture of her friends Maya, Bailey, Meghan and Kristen taking a break from their law school studies at Valparaiso University -- Alex and Kimmy chillin' in their awesome pink oasis dorm room at Skidmore College -- Jessica and her friends at California Lutheran University enjoying their Homecoming Dance -- Tara after she completed all 26.2 miles of the Chicago Marathon last weekend:

Fun pix! Y'all look so cute ... congrats to April on her baby boy and to Tara on the marathon ... thank you all for sending in your pictures! I love 'em! XO

Les News:
David and I spent most of yesterday afternoon shopping all over the Union Square area ... his brother Aram isn't a big shopper but we kinda dragged him along anyways. I got to meet a couple of Pink readers while we were out ... I gotta say hey to Sherman and to Kelly who I got to chat with for a while while David shopped at G-Star:

It was great meeting you both! (PS: Mr. Messy shirt from Urban Outfitters)

Last night we were invited to help celebrate Shaine and Aram's friend Bridget's birthday ... and while she was the woman of the hour, her little baby pug Lola was the real star of the night:

As you can tell ... Shaine (dressed as a party animal) has magical fingers ... David was pretty much putty in her hands. After the party we all went to a bar called 500 Club where we met up with more of their friends -- dressed as naughty Girl Scouts. Nikki and Kori were deff the naughtiest of the bunch ;)

We've had a great little stay here in San Francisco ... we leave for LA tonight ... the warm weather seems to have gone away already ... so it'll be nice to be back home. I hope y'all are having a great weekend! I'm out.