Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Lips Don't Lie

Ye gods ... things just keep going from worst to more worst ... like ... how is it possible to cast all the frequent vagina slips that Britney Spears has been throwing around like used pieces of gum in a positive light? I realize that she has been out of the party-girl scene for a while and she might not be totally up-to-speed on the etiquette but c'mon ... flashing your bizznazz pretty much every night? Seriously? It took years for Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan to get around to showing off their private parts -- and even then they've done it with relative infrequency. Britney Spears decides to lose her husband and then decides to lose her underwear. Remember those bygone days of yester-year when all we had to deal with was Britney's thong straps peeking out of the top of her low-rise jeans ... shoot, there was even a time when Britney wore her undies on top of her jeans -- remember that? Well, those days are long-gone it would seem ... 'cuz Brit-Brit sure ain't wearing any undies in these pics:

Boo! It's not even sexy. Britney has skipped right over the nip slip/boob slip phase and gone straight for showin' off the big enchilada ... er taco. What else is there to say? When Paris Hilton has to try and get you to keep your legs closed, you know you've got a problem. Surely there must be a support group that Britney can go to for help ("Hi, I'm Britney and I'm determined to destroy any shot at a successful career."). Sad. Just plain sad. How are fans supposed to react to all of this nonsense? If you feel the need to see what Britney's is offering you can see the EXTREMELY NSFW pictures HERE ... but be warned, you'll prolly lose a little piece of your soul by looking. I know I did. [Source]

While Britney was bizzy getting her freak on with Paris Hilton last week, Kevin Federline spent Thanksgiving feasting on Shar Jackson's infinite charity. Here are a couple of amazing personal pictures, via DListed, from inside Shar Jackson's Thanksgiving Day affair:

I cannot understand for the life of me why Shar would be so kind as to allow K-Fed into her home to partake of her Thanksgiving dinner. If things were cool with Britney, he wouldn't have had time for her or those kids and yet, Shar thought it best to invite him into her home to be with his family. Props to you Shar, you are definitely the woman! It's unclear who the blonde chick posing with The Federline is but the possibilities just boggle the mind. K-Fed is hangin' with this chick and Britney is hangin' her vagina out for all the world to see -- who wins? [Source]

BTW, love the kid in the Eminem t-shirt. LOL!

In shocking Britney Spears news, she was seen last night wearing a knit yellow hat:

Photo credit: Celebrities.com

EWWWWW! How low can Britney go? [Source]


UGH ... I still feel kinda icky from all that unsavory Britney mess ... so let's talk about how awesome Heroes was last night. Last night's ep, titled 6 Months Ago, was the show's flashback episode that kinda told the origin stories of the Heroes. We were given a lot more information on the Heroes themselves and got to see how they came to be who they are today. This show is so great ... it is defintely my fave show of the season:

So, c'mon ... you kinda knew that Sylar was going to start out as a mild-mannered quiet guy. Making him a watch repairman is perfect. Since he has the uncanny ability to "figure out how things work" he is the perfect psycho for carving up other superheroes so that he can take their abilities for himself (sorta like the evil version of Peter [whose ability is to temporarily absorb other people's powers]). We now know exactly what went down with the car accident that paralyzed Nathan's wife and we also learned that the bad superpower peeps got their abilities before the good guys did. It really seemed to me that Eden, the Haitian scary dude and Sylar were all very capable with their abilities while the good guys were just realizing their power. It's a bummer that Charlie couldn't be saved ... finding out that she had a blood clot in her brain that would kill her regardless of Hiro's attempt to save her life was sad -- but a great plot twist. I suppose Sylar eventually relieved that blood clot. Even tho it appears that Hiro has the coolest power of all, we found out that there are limits to what he can do. He can affect the future but he cannot change the past (altho, things get tricky with time-travel -- since his future self came back to the present [future Hiro's past] and gave Peter a message that changed the future [future Hiro's past] successfully (since he did save the cheerleader) ... but let's not get all into that mess. Next week is the Heroes "fall finale" and it promises not only an amazing ending but also the death of one of the Heroes (the preview said something like "a Hero will fall" and it showed a gun). Now that's what I'm talking about ... that's a cliffhanger. I hope the Lost folks are watching Heroes ... they could use a few pointers. [Source]


Woot! Prison Break was good too. I kinda saw the ending coming a mile away ... tho I was surprised that FBI Agent Psychoman got killed so soon (well, shot at least ... he may live yet). Seriously, new Prison Break episodes started airing well before Lost and had it's "fall finale" well after Lost and is, by far, the more entertaining of the 2 shows. Hello, it's even returning with new episodes sooner (01.22.07). Man, next year is going to rule ... 24, Prison Break and Heroes all on the same night ... my Mondays are going to be booked solid. Wee!

One more bit of Heroes-esque news, Hayden Panettiere was among the celebs at the 75th Annual Hollywood Christmas Parade last week and here are a few cute pictures from her appearance:

She's a cutie ... and I understand that Hayden is coming out with her own album next year ... add to that the fact that she's fully clothed and well -- she's already got Britney Spears beat. [Source]

Here are a few great pictures of the whole Gyllenhaal brood -- Maggie and Jake Gyllenhaal (plus his pooch) and Peter Sarsgaard -- out for a little walk this week ... and we finally get a peek at cute little Ramona:

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Photo credit: Flynet

Gyllengaard have a right to be proud ... that baby is so cute. She looks like a little old man. I can't wait to see pics of unkie Jake babysitting little Ramona ... can you imagine pictures of Jake holding Ramona? CuteOverload.com! [Source]

Yep, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree ... nor does the son of the apple of that tree ... Frank Agnello, one of Victoria Gotti's upstanding sons, was arrested in Long Island, NY for possession of narcotics during a traffic stop ... and heeeere's the mug shot:

Agnello, 16, was found with marijuana, OxyContin and morphine pills when authorities pulled him over on a Long Island road for failing to heed a stop sign, Suffolk County police Lt. Donato Mignone said Monday. The teen, who was driving a rented sport utility vehicle, was charged with two counts of criminal possession of a controlled substance, police said. He could face up to a year in prison if convicted. Agnello's attorney, Adam Mandelbaum, said no drugs were found on Agnello during the Nov. 10 arrest in Dix Hills. "The rest of the matter is under investigation," Mandelbaum said. He said Agnello will plead not guilty at a Jan. 24 hearing in Central Islip. Mignone said police discovered the OxyContin and morphine pills in the SUV's glove compartment, console and trunk. He said two passengers were also charged. Agnello was also given a summons for driving without a license, police said. What?! Driving without a license?! Outrageous! Whatevs ... it won't be long before these charges just go away. But that mug shot? OY! It'll last forever. I wonder what Frank spent all his money on that he couldn't afford to buy hair gel and hairspray? Hmm ... Nice bangs, Frankie. [Source, Source]

The cast of the movie Dreamgirls convened last week to do a little press conference to promote the movie ... can you tell which one of the castmembers is not like the others?

Hmm ... I wonder what's got Beyonce's undies in a twist? [Source]

Jessica Alba is hard at work in Vancouver, BC working on the new Fantastic Four movie ... it appears that she hasn't been keepin' up with the latest goss and that is why she has to rely on her folks (pictured with her) to fill her in on what's the haps in Hollywood:

Yeah, Jess ... we're all still pretty much reeling from the death of Jilary. Boo. [Source]

Here is a cute picture of Reese Witherspoon on the set of her new movie Rendition and it looks like she's rockin' the fake belly for one of the scenes:

Yeah, she better hurry up with that beach ball ... Katie might need it back soon. [Source]

It appears that there are still droves of Take That fans willing to brave the cold to catch a glimpse of the reunited boy band ... here are a few pictures from their in-store appearance yesterday in the UK:

I'm sure there are many of you who have no idea who Take That is. Think the British version of New Kids on the Block but more ... sassy. [Source]

Speaking of sassy-ness, Ricky Martin is on the cover of the new issue of Ocean Drive Espagnol magazine ... the accompanying photoshoot is very ... Ricky Martin-like:

I'm not sure exactly what Ricky is going for in these pictures but ... I kinda like them. They're very ... cheeky. [Source]

And finally, Nicole Richie has decided to use her My Space profile for good instead of evil. She posted and then removed the following blind item on her profile:

It reads: BLIND ITEM: What 35 year old raisin face whispers her order of 3 peices of asparagus for dinner at Chateau everynight, and hides her deathly disorder by pointing the finger at me, and used her last paycheck I wrote her to pay for a publicist instead of a nutritionist?

HINT: Her nickname is lettucecup ...

Gee ... I wonder who it could be. [Source]

In completely un-related news, the raisin-esque Rachel Zoe (Nicole's ex-stylist) is now saying that the tabloid reports that she was fired by Nicole Richie are untrue, saying: "There has been a lot of speculation as to the cause of my parting with client Nicole Richie. The tabloid reports have no merit. After trying to be a good friend to Nicole, we made a mutual decision to sever our working relationship. Changes are inevitable in any business relationship. I am very fortunate to have such a wonderful life, I have been married for 10 years and have been a stylist for more than 15 years and am lucky to work with such a diverse group of women of all shapes and sizes that inspire me everyday. I have nothing but love for Nicole and wish her only health and happiness." There now ... I'm sure everything is just hunky-dory between these two ladies. Love it.

Les News:
Yesterday was another quiet day ... chores, laundry, reading, writing ... the usual. I'm really trying to just lay low for the rest of the week. It turns out that I will be visiting David in NYC next week so I'm gonna just chill until I get to see him.

Tho, there are those concerts coming up ... and Jim and I still have a dinner date we have to keep. Ahhh ... life. Hope yours is swell. I'm out.