Friday, December 29, 2006

The NSFWness of '06

I think my favorite things about 2006 were all the celebrity naughty bits that we got to enjoy (or revile against) all year long. This year, it wasn't just the ladies who were caught with their proverbial pants down ... the dudes got in the action and showed us all what they were made of. It was a good year for checkin' out celebrity man meat. But the ladies held their own as well ...

Colin Farrell started off the year with a bang when his sex tape hit the Interweb:


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OOOOOH yes, me likey :)

Paris Hilton, naturally, got the female crotch slip party going by showing the world that she is not a fan of wearing underwear:


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Even tho she didn't show off her nether region as fully as other Hollywood "It" Girls did, she did her best to let the public in on her private business:


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Paris' sister Nicky Hilton also got in on the nekkid fun ...


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... fortunately for us, it wasn't her nekkidness that we had to endure.

Lindsay Lohan was famously branded a "firecrotch" by Paris Hilton's friend Brandon Davis. She was hell-bent on showing the world that that name was not appropriate for her:


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Again ...


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... and Again:


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Britney Spears got rid of her loser husband and then got rid of her underwear and managed to ease right into single Hollywood "It" Girldom very quickly by flashing her naked crotch not once ...


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Not twice ...


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But three times ...


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... all in the span of about a week. Hopefully she got all the crotch-bearing out of her system.

But, I think, by far my fave nekkid moment of the year was the release of the Pete P33N Pix. Pete Wentz thrilled emo girls and boys the world over when his personal Sidekick II photos were unleashed upon the Internets:


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So Pete did the only thing he could do ... he decided to use his new noteriety for his own gain by promoting a new album on his record label using his P33N:


He even parodied this event in the newest Fall Out Boy video. That, my friends, is what you call a helluva good sport. I can't wait to see what nekkid goodness 2007 will bring.