Thursday, February 22, 2007

Let's Try This Rehab Thing One More Time

BLAH! Today's post is going to be shorter than usual and unfortunately later as well because I lost the entire text of my post right before I tried to save it. I am entirely too frustrated to go into what happened exactly so I'm going to just do my best to retype it all ... and then I'm going to go scream my head off.

It's becoming increasingly difficult to keep up with all the Britney Spears mayhem that is unfolding and changing on pretty much an hourly schedule. Here are pictures of Britney having just sprung herself from the Promises Rehab Facility in Malibu, CA (after only being there for under 24-hours). Apparently, she attempted to get another tattoo on her way home from the rehab center but couldn't find a tattoo parlor that was open. The following day she made her way to her lawyers office before heading off to the Bel Air Hotel to do God knows what and somewhere along the way she picked up a new dog to cart around with her -- OOH and she also paused to beat the hell out of a paparazzo's car ... yep, she's been pretty bizzy:

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Photo credit: Celebrity Babylon, Flynet, Splash News

In the wake of all her erratic behavior, Kevin Federline (who is playing the role of worried father these days) has asked the court to call an emergency child custody hearing so that he can gain full custody of their sons Sean Preston and Jayden James. In light of that development it is now being reported that Britney has re-readmitted herself into rehab for the third time in about a week's time: The emergency custody hearing that Kevin Federline wanted has been cancelled because of the new development. There will be no custody hearing today. Sources tell TMZ Federline is concerned for Spears' welfare and wants her to get the help she is now seeking. We're also told this will be Spears' last chance -- if she leaves rehab before getting full treatment, Federline will immediately go to court seeking orders allowing him unquestioned full custody of the children. We're told Spears showed up at Federline's house to see the children last night and he wouldn't let her in. Sources say the kids are now in the custody of Federline, and have been since last week. TMZ has just confirmed Spears' inpatient rehab program is supposed to last between 30 and 45 days. It will be an utter miracle if Britney stays put for 30 days ... but I hope to the Gods that she does. [Source, Source, Source]

But ... just in case she wants to sneak out of this new rehab facility, you know to get any new tattoos or dogs or something, all she has to do is print out one of these handy-dandy paper Britney Spears' and just tuck it underneath her covers at bed check:

Click HERE to print out your very own Britney Done Gone Crazy and Bald paper doll of your very own. You can tell it all your crazy thoughts ... and she promises not to tell anyone about them. [Source]

Courteney Cox-Arquette and Jennifer Aniston will be locking lips on the season finale of Courteney's FX drama series Dirt next month but it appears that they have taken their lady lovin' action off the set and onto the streets of LA:

Photo credit: Celebrity Babylon

Hmm ... I know that they're just friends but they do seem to be awfully comfortable gettin' all cozy with one another ... don't you think? [Source]

Here is a supercute picture of Angelina Jolie and Zahara Jolie-Pitt enjoying the Mardi Gras festivities earlier this week down in New Orleans, LA:

They sure do make a cute mother and daughter ... but you don't wanna be gettin' on Z's bad side. She'll cut you, you know. [Source]

Victoria Beckham and her boys Brooklyn and Romeo are back in Madrid, Spain where they have been reunited with her youngest child Cruz. Posh and the boys celebrated Cruz's birthday at their local area Burger King:

Photo credit: PolFoto

After the shindig, the fam went over to watch daddy Becks lead his team Real Madrid to victory over their German opponents in soccer play. It's all so sickeningly cute ... couldn't you just puke onto your shoes? [Source]

I don't mean to alarm anyone but ... shocking photos have surfaced that seem to show Paris Hilton smoking a dubious-looking "cigarette", which doesn't appear to be your regular ol' tobacco-filled cigarette:

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Photo credit: Flynet

I know ... it's hard to believe that Paris would do something like this but ... I felt that y'all had the right to know. [Source]

In other Paris news, it turns out that she is one of the subjects of a new art exhibition taking place in London by American artist Karen Kilimnik:

This particular painting casts Paris Hilton (note the eye) as "Marie Antoinette Out for a Walk at her Petite Hermitage". Cute. Tho, it would've been cooler if Paris was portraying Marie Antoinette after her run-in with the guillotine. [Source]

Fall Out Boy are on the cover of the new issue of Rolling Stone magazine:

Do try and not get all distracted by Pete Wentz' bare flesh. [Source]

Christian Bale is featured on the cover of the new issue of GQ magazine:

I am utterly convinced that his hotness knows no bounds. [Source]

And finally, has been updated with a couple new pictures of Trent Reznor and the gang currently on their European tour. The top picture is from the Barcelona, Spain show that David and I saw this past Monday night:

The bottom picture is of Trent Reznor being his usual sexy self outside the Paris, France venue they played last night. Hot! [Source]

Sorry y'all, no newslinks today.
Apologies for the lateness and the shortness today but our vacation appears to be impeding on the blog -- which I'm kind of OK with every once in a while. David and I had an early start today and we spent much of the day walking around the marina and then along the Diagonal where we did a whole lotta shopping at the L'Illa shopping center:

I did my fair share of damage at the Diesel store and David and I have both been having a grand time shopping and eating and taking in the city. In the courtyard outside our hotel a bunch of merchants have set up tents where they were selling antiques, old books, etc. It's just amazing ...

That said ... we're getting very tired so we may have to recharge our batteries before we go out again tonight (ie. I'm gonna need a nap). Our time is flying by ... but we are having the best time.

That is all ... I'm out.