Tuesday, May 06, 2008

DO NOT STARE DIRECTLY INTO ITS EYES

Suri Holmes-Cruise, who is currently in NYC with her paternal caregivers Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, was spotted using her mighty powers of cuteness -- which incapacitate the unwary human who foolishly gets lulled into staring at her adorable visage -- while out shopping with Katie this week ...


Photo credit: Splash News and INFdaily

... I do not recommend engaging this little being by directly looking at her -- doing so may result in a 30% increase in XENUness with a 2 point raise in Thetan level. You have been warned. [Source, Source]