Saturday, April 30, 2005

See Britney Dye

Britney Spears wants to dye, y'all ... she decided that she needed to highlight her hair again:

Light or dark I don't really care what color her hair is ... she'll always be my girl. I love the faces that she makes ... it seems like every day the gossip gods smile down on us and bestow the best pictures for us all to enjoy. Loves it!

UPDATE: Some people think that it is harmful for a woman to dye her hair while pregnant but Dr. Marjorie Greenfield, M.D. says this about dying one's hair while pregnant:

While there is no actual evidence available that hair dye is harmful during pregnancy, many practitioners recommend not dying hair in the first trimester when the fetal organs are forming. Processes like highlighting, which don't contact the scalp (unlike hair dye), probably are fine because they don't get into the body.

I'm sure that Britney would not do anything to endanger Fetus Spears ... we'll, I'm fairly certain that she is smart enough to consider her unborn baby.

The other day Britney went shopping for her darling baby ... Bit Bit:

According to the report she dropped a lot of cheddar on her precious pooch:

Pregnant Britney Spears visited an exclusive boutique where she splashed out on gifts for her baby, her four-legged baby that is. Britney bought a cut-glass crystal tiara and two raffia bog baskets from a pet boutique for Bit Bit the chihuahua, famed for his sophisticated palette and fashion sense. The Swarvoski crystal tiara was specially made for the pampered pooch, at a cost of $110.00. Bit Bit will travel in style in the raffia basket, adorned with pink fuschias, priced $79.00, and a second, embroidered basket which cost $129.00.

Hahahaha ... she loves that dog ... I hope she loves her baby at least just as much.

As for Kevin Federline, our favorite rat-husband, he decided to lose his trademark sneakers for his latest Starbucks run:

Are those perfectly manicured toes that I spy? Looks like someone has been getting pedicures at the spa with his wifey-wifey. Anyways, you have to admit ... K-Fed is extremely good at grocery shopping and delivering Starbucks. It seems that he does provide a valuable service for dear Britney.

Incidentally, Jason Alexander (Britney's first husband of about 55-hours) was photographed the other night:

I'm not sure where he was or why he was even photographed but ... it must suck to be him. I'm sure all he sees is the very public Spederline and he just wonders what his life would be like if Britney hadn't had their marriage annulled the very next day after they were wed in Las Vegas in January of 2004. Poor Jason ...

Okay ... I promise not to go overboard with the pictures of TOMKAT (well, I'll do my best to not go overboard) but goddamn ... it seems like they decide to make out everytime they see a camera:

It's really kinda gross ... but I can't stop looking. Someone please help me!

GAH ... moving ON ... look as these adorable pictures of Colin Farrell playing with his son, James, on the beach:

So cute, sooo cute! I've had these pictures for a few days and totally forgot to use them ... so here you go, enjoy!

Thank ye Gods ... FINALLY a good picture of Marc Anthony:

He never looked so good. But the man ain't too smart ... He must not want to stay with Jennifer Lopez for very long ... otherwise why would he get her name tattooed on his wrist?

They are doomed! DOOMED I SAY! But fortunately for her she decided to lose that ridiculous wig-thing she wore to the Billboard Latin Music Awards and opt for a nice, normal do for the premiere of her new movie Monster-In-Law and her appearance on The Tonight Show:

It may be a tad boring ... but it's not ugly ... good for J. Lo.

Lindsay Lohan has been spotted on vacation (in hiding) with her family but she looks a lot like a certain Teenage Witch I know:

Hopefully this vacation will be chock full of food so she can put meat on those bird bones of hers. Oh, and she needs to stop tanning because it looks funny with her blonde hair.

Jessica Simpson, fresh from entertaining the troops in Iraq, is home and showing off her many-colored Uggs:

She also made sure to pick up her favorite tabloid magazines. Celebrities are such hypocrites ... I love it!

Christina Ricci is so cute:

But this dress makes her boobs look funny. With huge boobs like hers she should be accentuating them not ruining them.

Cameron Diaz goes to the gym:

But damnit to hell ... she forgot her digital camera, her video camera and doesn't seem to have the energy to throw anything at the paparazzi. Well damn, if she's not going to put in any effort I'm going to stop paying attention to her. Get with the program, Cam!

Elle MacPherson and her son went scootering:

They look cute!

Pamela Anderson must be trying something new:

I bet she is a fun date.

And finally, sometimes Janice Dickinson just can't control herself:

Who knew she had a major hard-on for Tyra Banks? You can watch these 2 going at it HERE. [pictures via ONTD!]

So last night I pooped out and decided not to see Rasputina in Ann Arbor. I just wasn't up for driving so far for a show that wouldn't even begin until midnight. Instead, Erik and I stayed home and watched The Exorcist:

I first saw this movie when I was 7-years old ... it wrecked me for 2 weeks straight -- I was petrified. Watching it as an adult isn't as horrifying anymore but it does take me back a little and I still get the twinge of fear. Erik had never seen it and wasn't impressed. If you see enough of the movie out of context for years, as he did, I'm sure the impact is totally ruined.

I was scared and that is that.

Tonight is Steve and Stephanie's going away party ... I'll have pix and stuff for sure. I'm out.