Thursday, June 16, 2005
The Thong Show
Good god ... If I never see Kim Stewart's thong again I will be the happiest man alive. When I found these pictures I really wanted to find a sharp stick so that I could poke out my eyeballs ... but I thought it might be funner to share the pix with all of you lovely folks instead! Um, why is she carrying a copy of Jane Fonda's autobiography? I can't really see Kim Stewart ... reading ... and if so, why the Jane Fonda book? Anyways, just because I like to be evil (and because the scary girl won't go away) here are couple more pix of Ms. Stewart:
She's a beaut, ain't she? I know I complain about her ... but the pictures make it all worthwhile.
Hmm, is this Lindsay Lohan I spy sunbathing in Mexico?
Are my eyes deceiving me or does it look like L. Lo has put on a few more pounds? Maybe it's the way the pictures turned out but, to me, she looks a little beefier. Actually, her arms do still look really thin, but she does look more plump in the first picture.
Um, EW, why is Lindsay reaching for a cigarette that she found on the ground?
Paris Hilton is a fan of Koi -- she takes all the men in her life there:
Not only does she dine there with her fiancee Paris (male) but also her little brother Conrad Hilton. How cute!
Jessica Simpson has been spending a lot of time at the recording studio lately:
I'm not sure how I feel about her whole look ... the shoes seem ... wrong ... what do you think?
Chloe Sevigny likes a warm summer breeze every now and again:
Good thing she's wearing clean underwear ... we hope. [via Drunken Stepfather (NSFW)]
I bet Leelee Sobieski didn't think this dress was this see-through when she put it on:
I hope she's wearing clean underwear too. [via Drunken Stepfather (NSFW)]
WTF is going on with Ashton Kutcher?
This is the funniest shit I've seen in a long time! Demi Moore likes to have sex with this?!?
Whoa ... Michelle Branch is getting pretty ginormous! She looks ready to give birth at any second:
She posted this very scary picture of her fetus on her official messageboard. Creeepy.
Kirsten Dunst decorated a pair of jeans to be auctioned off for charity:
I really think she should have done more with the jeans. Coloring them with markers is not very chic.
Hmm, Liev Schrieber and Naomi Watts are still together:
... hmm ... they're not very exciting ...
Beyonce and Jay-Z are spending their vacation time in beautiful Italy:
They look so happy together. I wonder what Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams are doing right now? Do you think they've made a suicide pact?
Nicole Kidman graces the cover of the new Vanity Fair magazine:
She is so pretty. Despite how horrible the premise sounds, I can't wait to see Bewitched. Nicole rules!
Here are some preview screencaps from Allyson Hannigan's new TV show How I Met Your Mother:
So lemme guess, she's a pirate ... who explains to us ... how she met someone's mother? Sounds like a great show!
And finally, click HERE to see the trailer for the movie MirrorMask:
MirrorMask is a Neil Gaiman tale ... and it looks utterly amazing. This is going to be a kickass, fantastical movie.
- Jermaine Jackson hints that Michael Jackson might leave the U.S.
- MJ should move to London so he can learn more about Kabblah from Esther herself.
- Queen Latifa doesn't pay her rent.
- Peace the Spork Out goes to Kodak Black & White photo paper.
- I knew that story that Bam Margera's girlfriend has been spreading about Jessica Simpson having sex with Bam was a lie.
- Dave Grohl <3s Snora Jones? ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
- Elizabeth Hurley plans to ride an elephant in her wedding.
- ... but not if Rue McClanahan has anything to say about it.
- Are you ready for 24 the movie? I don't know if even I could sit through a 24-hour movie.
- Michael Phelps peddles speedos. [via towleroad]
- Where is Padme? [via GorillaMask]
- Confirmed -- Terry Schiavo had no chance for recovery.
Sarah and I secured a couple of seats in row G. Wee! We may only go to a couple of shows on this leg of the tour ...
One last thing, I have to say hello to a different Sarah -- she and her friends went to a booksigning to meet Jessica Cutler -- the blogger known as The Washingtonienne:
Jessica got a book deal out of her blog ... which I think is hella cool (maybe some day Pink will be the new Book?). Anyways, Sarah sent me this picture of her and her friends ... and I wanted to say hello back.
And I'm out.