Friday, April 21, 2006

Falling Stars

Thank god for Towleroad ... if it weren't for these fun images of Jake Gyllenhaal and his trusty skateboard I might never have wiped those images of Jakey poo biking around town in his orange and black spandex outfit:

These pics aren't even necessarily sexy or anything ... but they're definitely NOT UNSEXY and that is good enough for me ... now, if Jakey could just get back to the left coast and do some more surfing then I can forgive his little spandex transgression. [Source]

Stop the presses ... alert the media ... sound the trumpets ... the moment that we've all been waiting for has finally arrived ... take the streets in jubilant celebration, y'all -- Vanna White has finally been awarded her very own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame:

Wait ... WHAT?!?!??!?! Seriously?! This woman turns letters ... and then gets a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame? Uh ... [Source]

As if Vanna and her star weren't ridiculous enough check out these pictures of the Trump family from this week's People magazine:

The Donald and wifey Meliana look ... constipated ... they just both look so ... happy. Whatevs ... that kid is set for life and he doesn't even know it yet. I love the golden stroller (complete with chandelier) that Ellen DeGeneres gifted to them ... I love that it's not tacky in the least. [Source]

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith are spending some time in the Holy Land these days ... you know, doing the usual ... site seeing, taking photos, crashing Bar Mitzvahs:

He never got an invitation and he certainly didn't R.S.V.P., but that didn't stop Will Smith from crashing Atir Cohen's bar mitzvah at Jerusalem's Western Wall. Cohen, 13, was deep into his Torah reading Thursday when he heard shouting and saw girls pushing against the barrier separating men from women at the holy site to catch a glimpse of the Hollywood superstar. "At first I didn't know who it was," Cohen said. Smith compensated for the interruption by shaking the bar mitzvah boy's hand and posing for a picture with him. Love it! I wonder if Will and Jada are planning on pulling a Bobby and Whitney impromptu holy roll in the River Jordan while they spend time in Jerusalem. That would be hot. [Source, thanks Daniella]

Here are a few more pictures from the opening of the Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency ... this time we have pictures of her son Nathan partaking of the event's festivities:

And of course we get treated to Janice showing us how wide she can open her mouth ... ahhhh, so that's how she managed to score her first modeling gigs. [Source]

Oprah Winfrey can't open her mouth quite as wide as Janice but she can still get the job done ...

... er, you have to remember that Oprah wasn't always a billionaire. [Source]

Jennifer Love Hewitt has found herself a new man courtesy of the Ghost Whisperer Dating Agency:

The dude's name is Ross McCall and he is a Scottish actor who guested on J. Love's show Ghost Whisperer ... and then got into her pants. I like the cut of his jib ... he's a cutie ... I give 'em 4 months. [Source]

Joel Madden and his BFF The Game spent some time recently doing a little shopping at Ed Hardy in LA:

I love it when Hollywood BFFs go shopping together ... I think they spent the rest of the day lunching before doing manis and pedis ;) [Source]

Kanye West is a pimp, y'all ... only a pimp would be so brazen as to shave stars into the side of his head:

Um ... doesn't his hair look like a skull cap? [Source]

Toni Braxton was on hand as the Queen Diva for the White Party in Palm Springs earlier this week ... check out these photos of Toni workin' her shizz out for her beloved gays:

Shoot ... Beyoncé ain't got nuthin' on Toni ... she looks FIERCE! Oh yeah ... work it gurl! And suddenly I am realizing that I'm going a little flamey on y'all ... see, this is why I don't go to things like the White Party. [thanks David]

Janet Jackson is well on her way back to her slimmer former self ... check out these new pictures of Janet looking much more svelte than we've been used to seeing her:

She looks great ... and much more healthy ... keep it up, Janet! [Source]

Pink readers Dallas and Mark have noted that Lindsay Lohan appears to have taken her desire to play the movie role of Sailor Moon to the streets ... perhaps now we know why she's adopted these new paparazzi poses:

Sailor Moon and L. Lo are also fond of flashing the peace sign (victory sign) as well. Is it wrong that I would love to see Linds in the Sailor Moon costume? I kinda think that would rule. [thanks Dallas, Mark]

Here are the new French posters for the Sofia Coppola movie Marie Antoinette ... the film will get its world debut at the Cannes Film Festival while the rest of us will have to wait until the end of the year to see it:

I like these posters ... they're somewhat simple but are still vibrantly alluring ... here's hoping that Kirsten Dunst doesn't lay an egg with this role. I'm a huge Kirsten fan (altho I didn't much care for Elizabethtown ... and despite that whole relationship with Jake Gyllenhaal thing) and I'm really hoping this movie will prove to be a huge hit for her. [Source]

And finally ... here are EVEN MORE ads featuring Britt from 8th & Ocean ... while Teddy is making bank peddling shizz for Kohl's, Britt is pocketing her own change from The Buckle:

Looks like money well spent ... does anyone even shop at The Buckle? Do many of you even know what The Buckle is? Maybe Britt will be able to keep the clothier afloat with all of her fame. [thanks Lauren, Sarah]

David and I spent yesterday afternoon leisurely walking around his neighborhood before having a nice lunch. The flight home was totally uneventful ... and delayed.

I'm actually a bit wiped from all the traveling ... I really hate living out of a suitcase ... at least it'll be nice to have a homebase again for a little while. Sarah and I are planning on doing something tonight ...

... and the rain is on its way ... boo.

I'm out.