Wednesday, September 06, 2006

The Fire's Out

So, I guess today is Suri Holmes-Cruise day ... you better believe that I'll be picking up a copy of Vanity Fair magazine when I go out today (what better way to inspect the pictures with microscopic detail) but before any of that happens, let's get to the day's goss ...

Ever wonder what it takes to grow a Federline inside the womb? Yeah, me neither ... but my first guess (based on studying the after-mating habits of Spederline) would be lots of Red Bull (or other like energy/caffeinated drink), lots of Cheetos (or other like over-cheesed, heavily salted snack-type product) and, apparently, lots of Taco Bell:

Photo credit: X-17

Now, I'm no expert on the ways of The Federline (okay, maybe I'm a little expert) or its incubation needs but I would assume that any fast food could be substituted for the Taco Bell part. You know what tho ... Britney looks really happy. If all it takes is a spin thru the Taco Bell drive-thru window to put a smile like this one on her face than I say, You go Britney! You think outside the bun. [Source]

Lindsay Lohan is in Venice, Italy for the premiere of her new movie Bobby and she is using the opportunity to show off a couple of things. Firstly, at the photocall for the movie, Lindsay showed the entire world that the name given to her by Brandon Davis and Paris Hilton is a very inappropriate one. An underwear-less L. Lo gave us all a peek at her nether region:

Click above to see the larger, uncensored NSFW image

That's right folks ... it turns out that Lindsay Lohan is not a "firecrotch" after all (and to be totally honest, her nether region looks a bit like she's got some boy parts ... ick). Way to go Linds ... that'll show 'em. [Source, Source]

Then at the movie's actual premiere, Lindsay showed off a little something else ... a big, fat diamond ring that she was wearing on her left ring finger:

Now, I'm not saying that she's engaged or anything like that ... but it would seem to me that the best way to get people to stop focusing on her crotch picture would be to give them something else to gawk at. Thankfully, we can gawk at both. A crotch shot AND a diamond ring all the in the same day? Lindsay ... you're way too kind to us. [Source]

Here are new pictures of Katie Holmes emerging from The Ivy in Beverly Hills, CA yesterday afternoon ... just hours before the world got its first look at Suri Holmes-Cruise on the CBS Evening News last night ... behold, Katie Holmes enters the next phase of the TomKat SHAM! of the century ... the public face of the Family Phase:

Now that the world has been shown a baby (allegedly borne of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, but I doubt I'll ever really believe that), we can expect to see the happy family out and about in public doing very normal family things. There may be a trip to the beach, to the playground, etc. I've gotten a few emails from peeps in Toledo, OH that claim that TomKat are suddenly looking to buy a house in the area so that the happy family can be near Katie's family. Yes ... it seems that the Family Phase is now underway. No doubt, many more people will fall under the sway of the continuing SHAM! but not me. I mean, what would be the fun in that? [Source]

Let's move on ... Pamela Anderson & Kid Rock and Mischa Barton and Cisco Adler are among the celebrity couples who have been hanging out at the Malibu Fair recently. Here are pictures of the couples enjoying the Fair's festivities:

The newly married Pamela Anderson happily shows off the massive rock that her new hubby Kid Rock gave her on her wedding day. Mischa Barton, on the other hand, shows off the ratty, stuffed cat that her boyfriend Cisco Adler presumably won for her at the Fair. I think Pammy pie wins. [Source, Source]

Here are a couple pictures of Nicole Richie and Mischa Barton (again) coming out of the grocery store ...

Photo credit: X-17

I'm mean ... seriously ... are we to believe that Nicole actually purchased a sack full of groceries? And are we seriously to believe that Mischa actually wore that whatever-the-eff that thing is wrapped around her waist in public? [Source, Source]

Jeremy Piven thinks he's a sexy beast:

I tend to disagree, but to each his own. Where, oh, where has Matthew McConaughey gone? [thanks Stef]

Wee! Here are new pictures of Alanis Morrissette and Ryan Reynolds out and about together ... it looks like things are going well for these two ...

... after all, the couple that bikes together, stays together. Just ask Brangelina or McGyllenStrong. Yay! I am so happy for Alanis and Ryan ... they make such a cute couple. I'm really glad their reconciliation appears to be going well. [Source]

Awww ... check it out ... Gwen Stefani, Gavin Rossdale & Kingston randomly ran into Heidi Klum, Seal & their kids while they were all hanging out in NYC earlier this week ... on the outside, it looks like there was lurve all around ...

... but you just know that they were sizing up each others' kids on the inside. LOL! Every set of parents do the same thing. [Source]

One last bit of Gwen news, she announced yesterday that she will be releasing a limited edition set of dolls that look and dress just like her and they will be sold at stores like Target. Here is a picture of 3 of the 8 dolls:

Whoa ... these dolls look exactly like Gwen ... and they look really cute in their little Gwen outfits. I'm not saying that I am planning on getting the dolls ... that's not what I'm saying at all ... I'm merely commenting that the dolls are cute ... and they look like Gwen ... who I like ... as an artist ... and that is all that I'm saying. [Source]

Justin Timberlake is on the cover of the new issue of Rolling Stone magazine:

I'm not exactly sure why he's wearing a wet t-shirt but I'm not exactly complaining either. [Source]

Justin is also featured in the new issue of French Vogue magazine:

Two middle fingers and a wife-beater -- he is such a bad-ass. Isn't it interesting how this look looks sexy on JT but trashy on K-Fed? [Source]

And finally ... here's a little game ... can you guess who thought these shoes were a good fashion choice?

Click above to see who it is

To be fair, it has been raining an awful lot here in NYC ... perhaps that is why this mystery girl opted to wear flood pants, but there really is no excuse for this fugly shoes. Do you know who it is? [Source]

Da News:
Woot! The sun is shining here in NYC today ... it has been raining miserably for the past few days (with only a few dry days in between) so I'm already over all the wetness. I'm glad to see that it appears to be over. I ventured out into the rain last night because I had to pick up a few things for David's birthday. For the most part, we stayed in yesterday. Oh but don't worry ... we found ways to entertain ourselves ... we do read, after all.

Check out this amazing picture of Pete Wentz and me from the red carpet at the VMAs last Thursday ... Pete was taking pictures all night for and my dear friend Cara sent me the picture that he took with his camera that didn't make the People website:

Hahahahaha ... I love it! It just had to be posted on some website :)

It's such a beautiful day today ... I'm gonna go out and enjoy it. Have a great Wednesday, ya'll ... I'm out.