Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Follow Your <3

Apparently Kevin Federline got a few days vacation from the fry cooker to get away for a quick trip to NYC this week ... here is a picture of The Federline tryin' to be as fly can be as he leaves Butter nightclub early Tuesday morn:

I'm not exactly sure where he got that J. Lo fur jacket from but if he wants to be taken seriously as a rapper I think he should stop shopping at Forever 21. [Source]

Oh and does anyone else think it's absolutely HI-LARIOUS that Britney Spears is going around town wearing a Star of David pendant? I've been dating a hot Jew for a year now and I haven't even started that lame shizz. Pick a religion and stick with it Brit Brit.

Tho ... it is kinda cool that Britney Spears ain't too big a star to shun stores like Target (which I *love*) ... here are a few pics of Britters at her local Target store picking up a jungle gym for her baby boy Sean Preston:

Photo credit: Celebrity Babylon

See ... Britney is just like you and me! [Source]

Mandy Moore, Diane Keaton, Piper Perabo and others were on hand for the Hollywood premiere of their new movie Because I Said So. Here are a few pics from the red carpet:

Photo credit: Splash News

You know ... I love Mandy ... but she's been going around these past few years apologizing for her horrible debut album (which she has been quoted as calling "shit") but she has no apology to give for the horrible movies that she continues to make. Because I Said So is a movie based on the premise of "a meddling mother (Keaton) who tries to set her daughter (Moore) up with the right man so her kid won't follow in her failed footsteps" (from the IMDB). Yeah ... I think I'd rather her go back to singing songs about Candy. Also ... does anyone know why Piper Perabo is always so forlorn? She always looks like she's on the verge of tears ... is the girl not gettin' any or something? Also, can I just say that it's amazing that Jacinda Barrett (from The Real World: London) is still on the scene ... the girl actually still gets work. She has to be the most successful Real Worlder on Earth -- which is prolly why you never see her scrounging for free money on all those Real World/Road Rules Challenges. [Source]

Here is the picture that everyone has been clamoring over ... the first time that supermodel Gisele Bundchen and American footballer Tom Brady have been seen ... together!

I know that I *should* care but I kinda don't really. But just in case you do ... enjoy! [Source]

Now this ... I care about ... does anyone know who this hot chick with the very large (if somewhat hairy) boobs is that is hanging out with Denise Richards in Hawaii?

Photo credit: Splash News

You know ... if this chick would just shave her chest she'd prolly not look too bad. [Source]

Yesterday we saw a rare photo of Ashley Olsen eating (yeah yeah, they're effing twins ... I think I'm cursed to always get them confused with one another) and today we get to see another rare Olsen photo ... check it out ... both Mary-Kate and Ashley are ... laughing:

I'm not sure what could have caused the little gremlins to, not only crack a smile but, outright laugh out loud but it must've been something very funny. I bet Bob Saget told them a nasty joke at his DVD release party last night. [Source]

Brad Pitt is finding it difficult to love the paparazzi these days ... apparently he's taken issue with the fact that they *still* like to take pictures of him on a daily basis ... here are a few photos of Brad gently chiding a paparazzo as he sits in his car before taking off on his motorbike:

If the paps don't take the hint I fear that next time Brad might have to resort to finger shaking and disapproving head shakes. [Source]

It has been reported that Hilary Duff recently got fed up with the paparazzi as well and went off on a swearing tangent ... here are the pics:

Photo credit: Flynet

But, it is my contention that these photos are being misinterpreted. I bet that Hilary was just offering her kind assistance to a friendly neighborhood paparazzo who was lost and she was merely giving him directions so that he could find his way. She prolly ran over to hug him afterwards. See ... no harm done. [Source]

Er ... wasn't there something in the news recently about Pete Doherty going into rehab? Is he there yet? Cuz these pictures of Pete doing what he does best on one of his trips to Thailand look pretty worrisome:

JUNKIE rocker Pete Doherty injects himself with cocaine in a grubby Thai hostel — as he tells worried lover Kate Moss he is "fine" on the phone. Bare-chested Doherty shot up several times after joining three girls in a backpacker's £8-a-night room. Around him on a bed was strewn sordid drugs paraphernalia of a spoon and syringes, plus scattered banknotes in British, US and Thai currency. He clasped a mobile between head and shoulder as concerned model Kate asked him where he was and what he was doing. The out-of-it Babyshambles singer replied: "What's the matter? I love you." Seriously ... WTF?! This man really should be locked up somewhere so he can get clean. By the looks of THIS video, he doesn't seem too concerned with his dangerous actions. Kids, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME ... or anywhere for that matter. So sad. [Source]

You wanna know how I know that Kingston James McGregor Stefani-Rossdale is a P.I.M.P.? Just check out this shizz:

Lil' homie has got the hook-up! He is definitely pretty fly for a white guy. [Source]

Kingston's fly mama is on the cover of the UK issue of Elle magazine this month:

Altho these photos look to be from an old photoshoot, she still looks pretty dope. [Source]

Diddy and his women (babymama Kim Porter and twin daughters D'Lila Star and Jessie James) are on the cover of the Canadian issue of Hello! magazine this month:

LOL! I love how Kim is pushed off to the side and Diddy is holding the babies as if he was the one who just birthed them. The babies sure are cute tho, I think my fave is the one on the right. [Source]

A few weeks ago we got our first look at the nekkid chaps of McFly from the latest issue of Attitude magazine in the UK ... now we take a peek at the cover along with another pic of the lads more fully clothed:

I take ZERO pleasure in posting nekkid pics of dudes on this blog but I feel it is my civic duty to do so for those of you who enjoy this sort of thing. Er ... yeah ... so enjoy :) [Source]

Fergie Ferg has been named the new face of Candie's and will be replacing the gang of Hilary Duff, Michelle Trachtenberg, Ciara and that other girl as the new spokesdiva for Candie's ... and here are the first of her promo pics:

From the press release: Fergie will appear in Candie's only at Kohl's print advertising campaign, which will debut in March issues of fashion, entertainment and lifestyle magazines, online at teen dominated websites, and star in a television campaign to be aired on major networks nationwide beginning in February. The TV commercial will debut on the Grammy's on February 11th in select markets. "I was really flattered when they asked me to be the next Candie's girl. There are so many wonderful women who have done past campaigns," stated Fergie. "I had so much fun shooting the campaign, playing up the glam side of my personality and I am excited to have my current single, 'Glamorous' be the music for the TV commercial." I bet she's pretty excited about all the loot and free shoes she's gonna be gettin' too. The pics are hot tho ... Fergie is a good choice for a Candie's Girl. [Source]

Because we can never have enough awards shows, I just found out that a new one is on the way. The Naomis will honor outstanding excellence in ass-whipping, butt-kicking and bitch-slapping in the entertainment and fashion realms ... here is the first look at what this coveted award will look like:

Additionally, the award will not only serve as a beautiful mantle piece but it also doubles as a weapon designed to leave no evidentiary traces on intended victims. I don't know about you but I think it's high time that this sort of awards recognition came to Hollywood. [Source]

And finally, has unveiled its latest masterpiece ... with all the hullabaloo over those steamy Daniel Radcliffe promo photos for his new stage play Equus, the artist at Pretty on the Outside thought it appropriate to pay homage to those photos with this illustration:

Yep, he got the abs right ... but I think he went a little light on the pubes. Er ... not that I was necessarily paying much attention to the pubes ... I'm just saying ... you know? [Source]

Les News:
ACK! I spent much of yesterday afternoon running around town taking care of a few things and never actually made it to the movies. I think I'm deff gonna try to get out of the house and do something fun sometime this week but ... who knows. It's been so gloomy for the past few days ... my energy has been zapped. But thank you again for all the movie suggestions ... we'll see if I actually end up getting to use one of them.

Last, last thing ... Erik emailed me a very nice email this morning and reminded me of one of the funniest things I think I've ever seen (pardon my French) ... so in honor of Erik ... I present you with this:

I hope y'all enjoy it! I'm out.