Friday, December 28, 2007

The Year In Busted!

If there is one thing that stood out in 2007 more than Britney Spears's crazy antics (and, boy, were there a lot of those) it's how many celebs got their asses arrested (sometimes in multiple cases, like Jason Whaler and Pete Doherty), booked, mug shotted and, in a few special cases, incarcerated -- of course, Brit Brit can also count herself among those busted this year. Here is a chronological run-down of all the folks who got arrested for various crimes, chief among them DUI. Here come a whole slew of mostly unflattering mug shots:

Busta Rhymes gets arrested for assault

Foxy Brown is arrested for battery and obstruction of justice

Kelis was arreste screaming racial obscenities at two female police officers who were posing as prostitutes

Vivica A. Fox is arrested for DUI

Jessica Smith from Laguna Beach is arrested for DUI

Taboo of Black Eyed Peas is arrested for DUI

Brian Bonsall was arrested for spousal abuse

Cameron Federline is arrested for providing liquor to minors, illegal possession of alcohol by a minor and illegal possession of alcohol by a minor by consumption

Jason Whaler was arrested for the 4th time, this time for criminal trespass and assault

Joe Francis is arrested for criminal contempt of court

Eve is arrested for DUI

Boy George is arrested for kidnapping a male escort

Busta Rhymes is arrested for DUI

Pete Doherty is arrested for drug possession

Ty Pennington is arrested for DUI

David Faustino is arrested for public drunkenness and marijuana possession

Scott Stapp arrested for domestic assault with intent to commit a felony

Paris Hilton is arrested for driving with a suspended license

... and she gets 2 mug shots

Sean Stewart is arrested for assault with a deadly brick

Lou Pearlman is arrested for felony count of bank fraud in Florida

Lily Allen is arrested for assaulting a photographer

Al Gore, III was arrested for possession of marijuana, along with Valium, Xanax, Vicodin and Adderall

Lindsay Lohan is arrested for DUI

Matthew Roloff, of Little People, Big World, was arrested for DUI

Lane Garrison is arrested for vehicular manslaughter and two other alcohol-related charges

Uncle Kracker is arrested for sexual assault

Pete Doherty is arrested for drug possession

Nicole Richie is arrested for DUI

Austin Nichols is arrested for DUI

OJ Simpson is arrested for robbery with a deadly weapon, conspiracy to commit robbery and burglary with a firearm

Michelle Rodriguez is arrested for DUI

Britney Spears is arrested for hit and run

Amy Winehouse is arrested for drug possession

Kid Rock is arrested for getting into a fight at Waffle House

Daniel Dae Kim is arrested for DUI

Da Brat is arrested for aggravated assault

T-Pain is arrested for driving with a suspended license

Shia LeBeouf is arrested for misdemeanor trespassing

Nick Hogan is arrested for reckless driving involving serious bodily injury

Lindsay Lohan is arrested for DUI

Jonathan Rhys-Meyers is arrested for public drunkenness and breach of the peace

Mike Tyson is arrested for drug possession and DUI

Akon is arrested for endangering the welfare of a minor and second-degree harassment

Kiefer Sutherland is arrested for DUI

Matt Keough, from The Real Housewives of Orange County, was arrested for probation violation

Mischa Barton is arrested for DUI

Rebecca De Mornay is arrested for DUI

The Year In Dunzo

Of course, where there's lurve there's bound to be hate ... and nothing lasts forever ... especially in Hollywood. Here is a chronological run-down of all the happy couples who met an unhappy end:

Marilyn Manson files for divorce from Dita Von Teese

Justin Timberlake breaks up with Cameron Diaz

Lance Bass breaks up with Reichen Lehmkuhl

Alanis Morissette and Ryan Reynolds end their engagement

Kylie Minogue breaks up with Olivier Martinez

Britney Spears breaks up with Isaac Cohen

Prince William breaks up with Kate Middleton

Rachel McAdams breaks up with Ryan Gosling

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer break up

Kate Moss ends her engagement to Pete Doherty

Spencer Pratt breaks up with Brody Jenner

Britney Spears fires her assistant Shannon Funk

Lance Bass breaks up with Pedro Andrade

Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams file for divorce

Hayden Panettiere and Stephen Colletti break up

Pete Doherty breaks up with Irina Lazareanu

Prince Harry breaks up with Chelsy Davy

Linda Hogan files for divorce from Hulk Hogan

Kristin Cavallari breaks up with Nick Zano

Lindsay Lohan breaks up with Riley Giles

Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn file for divorce