I plan on updating the blog at least minimally while I am in LA. I don't think I will have the time to write the massive daily posts as usual but I am planning on writing abbreviated posts everyday ... with updates on what I'm doing and where I might be -- and who I might run into! Maybe those of you in LA can come out and say Hi!
Okay, okay ... enough ... let's get to it ... Jamie Lynn Spears spent some quality time with mama Lynne and papa Jamie Spears:
Maybe they were out shopping for Britney? Maybe they are plotting an intervention on how to get Britney away from Kevin? Maybe they were just on their way to Starbucks. And suddenly I'm realizing that there isn't really much else to speculate about this picture.
Ahh, here are some better pictures with which to write commentary ... David and Victoria Beckham, as you know, are vacationing in St. Tropez ... and while Becks didn't go surfing, he did get wet nonetheless:
Hmm, I wonder if we can get David Beckham, Jake Gyllenhaal and Ryan Phillipe all together and then get them all wet ... and then make them wrestle ... or something ... yeah ... that would be a sweet idea.
TomKat have taken the circus to Spain in order to promote War of the Worlds:
I like how Katie Holmes is trying to do that big-sunglasses-on-small-starlets-look (a la the Olsen Twins) but has, unfortunately, chosen the ugliest sunglasses she could find. On her face, the big glasses make her look like a little kid ... it doesn't help that Tom Cruise is always leading her around by the hand ... like a little kid. They are so weird and gross.
Lindsay Lohan paid a visit to The Late Show with David Letterman yesterday and she decided to wear her prettiest collar:
Her eye looks a little wonky in that third picture ... and check out the pose in the fourth picture ... is she trying to morph into Paris Hilton?
Before L. Lo fled to New York City she spent some time by the pool ... tanning ... or whatever the hell she does by the pool:
She really shouldn't wear binknis ... they are no longer flattering on her. I think if all I consumed was diet Coke, booze and cigarettes I'd be dead by now. I wonder if she's one of the undead?
You'd be wise not to rile up a caged animal:
You never know what it might do when it decides to attack.
Here are more pictures of Bennifer 2.0 acting all lovey-dovey:
They've gotten further than the original Bennifer did ... I can't wait to see what the baby will end up looking like.
Check out these adorable pictures of Liv Tyler and baby son Milo:
They both look so cute! I <3 Liv ... she looks so happy with her baby.
Jennifer Aniston has, apparently, moved on:
Well ... moved on to a new movie ... here she is with Vince Vaughn. They look ... funny together.
Here are a couple of pictures from the Fugly Files ... here we have recent pictures of Helen Hunt and Justin Long:
My god ... when did she die? And does he know that something crawled up on his upper lip and died?
Yay! Kelly Osbourne is out of rehab and looking great!!!
She always looks so different every time she goes out ... it's good to see her out and about again.
While Prince William is busy playing polo and readying himself to become king, Prince Harry is out doing the real work ... in the military:
Harry has got it so easy ... he doesn't have the strain of having to be straight-laced ... but I think he might have a little bit of a complex ... like he has to overcompensate for being second in line for the throne. Whatevs, he looks pretty good in that uniform, y'all!
Whoa ... Xtina Aguilera needs to chill out on the make-up:
Does she look more clowny or tranny?
Hmm, Orlando Bloom has flown out to Australia to spend some time with Kate Bosworth (who is currently filming Superman Returns) just to go horseback riding:
They contend that they are "only friends" but I think they're back together.
And finally, check out this picture of Tonya from The Real World: Chicago:
That, my friends, is class personified.
And now, the news:
- The Detroit Pistons are just so damn sweet. They've only got one more game to win.
- Smashing Pumpkins to reform?
- Noel Gallagher hates hiphop and, apparently, has a death wish.
- Gwen Stefani releases Cool as her next single.
- Ain't NOOOOOO Hollaback Girl.
- AFI picks the Top 100 Movie Quotes of all Time. Frankly my dear, I kinda give a damn.
- AMC and Loews movie theaters to merge?
- Who knew that Paris2 lived in such a simple home.
- Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt broke up because of politics?
- Sharon Stone to pose for Playboy?
- Tom Cruise is not going to take legal action against the pranksters who squirted him in the face with water. To celebrate, watch him on Oprah again tomorrow afternoon.
- ... Incidentally, I agree that Tom would make a great Joker.
- Is THIS really the contract that Katie Holmes agreed to?
- Denise Richards says she has not reconciled with Charlie Sheen.
- Click HERE to watch 10 minutes of behind the scenes video of the Fantastic Four movie.
- Jack Bauer sells out? For a candy bar?!? [thanks iNeed]
But remember, I will do my very, very best to update as much as I can while I'm in LA. It is a vacation after all ... but it is also ground zero for a lot of the gossipy stuff that we all love so much ... feel free to send me messages if anything shocking happens (DO NOT GO INTO EARLY LABOR, BRIT!!!) ... but don't forget the time difference ... I'll be operating on Pacific Time.
Have a great week and weekend ... I'll still be around ... I hope!