Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Plan Your Escape

Whew! Birthday business is done ... over ... fini ... let's get back to the real business at hand ... Here are more pictures from that little kissy-romp that Kirsten Dunst and Jake Gyllenhaal were embroiled in this past weekend:

They are SOOOO obviously a couple ... I shant believe another word that says otherwise. These 2 have been spending so much time together ... like every day ... they just hang out:

... like 2 lovebirds. Well ... it seems that Jake is lost to the rest of us ... but that doesn't mean that we can't take one more look at Mr. Gyllenhaal in all his glory:

Le sigh. Congratulations, Kirsten!

Hilary Duff is a very busy girl these days ... first, she's about to release a greatest hits album, here are some outtakes from her photoshoot for the album:

And since she's the new face of Candie's, she's got a lot of work to do to for her new ad campaigns:

ANNNND she's launching a concert tour ... here are some pictures from opening night in LA:

She'll be coming to Detroit next month ... I wonder if she'll be requesting my presence at her show? She'd be foolish not to.

Look out ... TomKat is on the prowl again. Here are some pictures of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes in Rome, Italy:

They're back at the birthplace of the TomKat ... I wonder if there's a chance that they're there for a secret wedding? Actually, this is highly doubtful -- I would think they'd he'd prefer a huge, lavish, very public ceremony.

Here is Tiffani Amber Thiessen's wedding picture:

She looks thrilled, he looks like Ben Affleck's cousin.

So I guess the new thing is for Hollywood "It" girls to be photographed at the grocery store:

Why else would Jessica Simpson be wearing such a nice outfit ... for the grocery store. Anyways, while Jess was busy shopping, hubby Nick Lachey was busy delivering packages for

How cool is that?! is brilliant for putting on this campaign for their 10th anniversary. Now how do I get Ryan Phillipe to deliver my next order?

Check out these pictures of Christina Ricci:

Yes folks, that is Miss Ricci. Um, hello, she looks so hot. [via ONTD!]

Scarlett Johansson was the golden girl at the premiere of her new movie The Island:

Her boobs look ready to spring out of that dress. Talk about planning your escape.

Wow. I have no words for this picture:

It's so ... strange ... what exactly is it that Nicole Richie is doing? I ... don't understand ...

... and did anyone else notice that there is nothing on that fork?

Mary Kate has been so happy lately ... and it's due in large part to her large new friend:

He better not screw her over ... it's been so nice seeing her all happy and shit. Even her sense of fashion has been improving ... well ... okay, it hasn't ... but she still seems happy.

One thing is for sure, Xtina Aguilera's sense of fashion has taken a turn for the better ... but I've said it before ... it's so sporadic ... one day she looks terrible and then next day she looks great:

She has such a great figure ... not too skinny ... and she wears things well ... sometimes. I'm loving the red and purple outfit (although she's still going a little crazy on the red lipstick).

Did y'all catch the Laguna Beach Season 2 Preview Special on MTV this week? I am SO excited for the second season of Laguna Beach ... mainly because of all the new bitchy people that have joined the "cast":

Um, the new guy (Jason) looks like he's 35 years old ... what is that all about? AND the website doesn't have any pictures of my favorite new castmember, Cassie -- the ex-beauty queen with the topless BMW and the longest, fakest hair around!!!

Whatevs ... as much as I'm geeked for the new cast, I still have much love for the original kids:

I wonder what Lo is doing right this moment? Prolly mackin' on some hot waterpolo player ... or something.

Check out the poster for Ashlee Simpson's new movie, Undiscovered:

There's not enough Ashlee on the poster for my liking ... I wonder if it'll be very Crossroads-ish?

And finally ... there has been a campaign to distribute stickers to people who want them ... and those people are sending in pictures of themselves with the stickers:

I'm going to try and post pictures 2 at a time as they come in. Sadly, I have to report that I am out of stickers. I have sent out the last batch to my dear Kimberlee who is the one responsible for distributing the stickers. Hopefully we'll get a ton of cool pictures to share ... and we'll prolly end up doing this again :)

The news:
Yesterday was such a great day ... I really had an amazing birthday thanks to all the warm wishes that were sent to me from all over the globe. A few of us met up at Sarah's house last night to drink the night away ... well ... to drink and get grossed out by watching the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy guys make-over a nudist -- it was not pretty at all. Yeah, we were shrieking every 5 seconds ...

Tonight, Sarah and I are invited to a preview screening of The Island starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson -- the movie was partly filmed in Detroit, y'all! I'm excited to see it.