Ahhhh ... I swear I didn't do it again ... I really didn't forget Lindsay
's birthday yesterday ... er, but today I may
have forgotten to mention that it was Tom Cruise
's birthday. EEP! Please don't tell him ... I don't want to get exiled to the Mothership and taken back to planet XENONX
. Anyways ... Happy 43rd Birthday goes out to our favorite Scientologist, Tom Cruise
While his earth body is a mere 43 years old, I understand his alien spirit is only 2,789 earth years old. He's a mere babe in the woods ... well, babe in the galaxy or universe or whatever ...
Damn ... before I forget again ... is anyone celebrating a birthday tomorrow?