Sunday, July 03, 2005


Ahhhh ... I swear I didn't do it again ... I really didn't forget Lindsay's birthday yesterday ... er, but today I may have forgotten to mention that it was Tom Cruise's birthday. EEP! Please don't tell him ... I don't want to get exiled to the Mothership and taken back to planet XENONX. Anyways ... Happy 43rd Birthday goes out to our favorite Scientologist, Tom Cruise:

While his earth body is a mere 43 years old, I understand his alien spirit is only 2,789 earth years old. He's a mere babe in the woods ... well, babe in the galaxy or universe or whatever ...

Damn ... before I forget again ... is anyone celebrating a birthday tomorrow?