Thursday, June 30, 2005

I Once Was Lost, But Now I'm Found

Boo ... I'm home again ... back in Detroit Rock City ... but don't get me wrong, I'm not sad to be home, I'm just sad that my LA adventures are over for now. I had such a blast ... LA is a great town ...

It's too bad that I didn't get to run into Britney Spears ... I would have loved to show her how much of a fan I am ... you know, because I know that she is such a huge fan of mine:

That's my girl, y'all! I'll meet her one day.

Hopefully, I'll get to meet her after she is over and done with Kevin Federline:

He is such a tool. At least he's good for something:

Although, with all those cases of Coke I don't think he's a very good grocery shopper after all.

The BET Awards happened while I was in LA ... I was actually at the Hollywood & Highland Center when the stars were arriving ... but can someone tell me why Jason Alexander, Britney's first husband, was there?

Methinks he just showed up for the free swag. Or maybe he was there to represent his peoples?

Beyonce was also at the BET Awards ... and we know why she was there ... to give out free boners:

I wonder if Jay-Z approved of this? Anyways, click HERE to see the full list of BET Award winners.

Okay ... so I found the paparazzi pictures of Nicky Hilton from Tuesday afternoon (when I was there) and I am NOT in any of the pictures! I'm appalled!!

Boo! I was walking right behind her for a little bit while the photogs were snapping away ... I was sure I was going to show up in one of them. Damn! Anyways, I didn't want to take out my camera while I was inside Kitson with her but I managed to snap a couple of pix with my camera phone:

They're not the greatest but they're better than nothing. Incidentally, I did not buy anything there ... I did want to get one of the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory shirts but they were all too small ... I just can't squeeze myself into a SkeletwinTM size -4.

Tori Amos is in London promoting her new book Piece By Piece:

Wee! She looks great! I can't wait to see her in August!!

If Lindsay Lohan does it then Nicole Richie has to do it too ... anyone feel like ogling a SkeletwinTM in a bikini?

Eating again, Nicole? I'm starting to think that she is just posing with food products just to be cheeky.

Mischa Barton and Brandon Davis are no Posh and Becks ... but they like to hang out at the beach as well:

Thank the stars above that Brandon kept his clothes on ... I will be forever grateful.

Mary Kate Olsen was spotted on Melrose the other day:

It's too bad I couldn't be everywhere at the same time ... MK would have been cooler to run into than Nicky Hilton.

Aww ... look at how cute Coco Cox-Arquette is in these pictures with her daddy, David Arquette:

CUTE!!! I like her hat.

I love me some Colin Farrell but ... what is up with the ugly pajama pants?

He should just take them off ... that would be much better.

Since Batman Begins is already playing in theaters, it's time to get ready for the next superhero movie to get excited about ... I can't wait to see the Fantastic Four movie:

And I really can't wait to see Chris Evans wearing nothing but a towel ... and a pink towel at that. HOT!

And finally, it's game time ... can you guess who this Hottie McHotster is?

Click above to see who this hottie is

Check out that outline ... I think I see some weenis! [thanks Lee]

Let's do some news:
Yesterday was pretty exhausting ... Erik and I only got about 2 hours sleep before we had to get up and get to the airport. The flights, thankfully, were not that bad. We flew Frontier airlines ... and were able to watch Direct TV satellite programming while we flew. So cool!

I have to send out much, much love to Adriana, Brian, Wilia and Matt for being such amazing hosts:

Adriana and Brian were the best kids to play with ... beautiful Wilia and hot Matt were kind enough to give Erik and me use of their room while they were away ... We had an amazing time mostly because we were treated like kings. I love you guys ... thank you so much for everything!!!

Many of you sent messages asking where you can buy your own STARVE WARS T-shirt ... You can but that shirt and the Federline t-shirt at Now, go buy 2 t-shirts each!

There are A LOT of pictures from my LA trip ... you can see all of the LA pictures HERE and all of the War of the Worlds premiere pictures HERE.

Unfortunately someone deleted the "pinkblog" username I created for you guys to use so you are going to have to create your own personal FREE accounts at to view the pictures.

And speaking of War of the Worlds ... Sarah and I went to go see the movie last night after I was able to sleep for a couple of hours:

The movie is very true to H.G. Wells' story (as best I can remember). The special effects were stunning ... and the acting was superb. I suddenly feel open and ready to embrace the teachings of Scientology ... Yes, I think I am ready to transcend to a higher plane of existence. Call me crazy, but I think I'm really starting to understand where Tom Cruise is coming from. I finally "get it". Tom Cruise is completely right about everything.

I'm out. But will I return ..?