Thursday, August 11, 2005

Go Big Or Go Home

Awww yeaaah ... check it, yo! My dawg K-Fed has got da mad skillz, yo! It takes mad talent to be able to balance yo' celly on yo' crotch:

I wonder what else he's good at? Dressing himself is definitely not one of his talents.

These are some of the baby clothes that Britney Spears supposedly purchased for her new baby:

Are we convinced she's having a boy yet? Is the world ready for Charlie Spears?

Hey, I wonder how that paparazzo who got shot in the leg outside of Britney's baby shower is doing. Let's check in on him, shall we?

Yikes! That's a big hole. I have a sneaking suspicion that this man is going to get P-A-I-D.

Aww, check out this cute picture of Hilary Duff and Joel Madden:

Oh wait, that's not Joel ... Whoops, my bad. [via]

I have not seen E!'s new show Wild On Tara yet ... I know, I must be crazy, right? But I did manage to pick up the premiere US issue of OK! magazine which featured these pictures of Tara Reid:

I would like to take a hat pin and just walk up to her and pop those boobs ... you know they're dying to just go POP! Oh Tara. [thanks C-Lo]

Jessica Simpson, out with her hair stylist (who is from Detroit), caused quite a sensation while out shopping:

I know I can't go out anywhere without the same thing happening to me. It's the cross that we celebs have to bear.

Mary Kate Olsen and her new man were seen around LA having a good ol' time:

I kinda miss the giant she was dating before ... he's the kinda man that you could really hang out with on a trampoline, you know? I'm also happy to see that MK has dropped a few layers of clothing ... good for her!

Andy Dick is trying to pull a Jack Osbourne -- he has started jogging:

I think it's going to take quite a bit more than just jogging to make Andy start to look hot.

Nicole Richie and her man, DJ AM, are big fans of the goss mags:

Celebs crack me up ... they love all the gossip just as much as we do.

Elijah Wood looks so sad in this poster:

I wonder if something happened to his Sam?

Jenny McCarthy is still so damn hot:

These pictures from FHM magazine are proof positive that she's still got it. Loves it!

David Boreanaz is on the cover of Men's Fitness magazine:

He looks great ... but he is starting to look older. The layers make it look like he's trying too hard. I like the cover picture best.

Rachel Bilson is on the cover of Elle Girl magazine:

The pictures aren't that special, she actually looks kinda bored.

Check out this picture and poster from the other new Jake Gyllenhaal movie Jarhead:

Click HERE to see the trailer. Woot! There's going to be a whole lotta Jake this fall!

And finally, here are more Pink fan pix. The first illustration comes from an incredible artist named Jason O'Malley -- I love it! Click HERE to visit his online store, his greeting cards are amazing! Maybe I could get him to illustrate me hanging out with Britney, Paris and The SkeletwinsTM, Lindsay and Nicole?!


The news:
Sarah and I got to hang out last night ... talked a bit, ordered pizza and watched TV ... we don't do that enough it seems. Tonight Phil Collins has some major work to do. We have to win 3 kickball games tonight in order to make it to the championship game ... the time for bullshittin' is over:

We are gonna have to shock the world! Cross y'all's fingers ...

I'm out.