Thursday, December 29, 2005

The Year In Spederline

What a wacky, crazy year it has been for our dear Spederline. Britney Spears and Kevin Federline started out the year as the dynamic duo and will end 2005 as a wee little family with the addition of their first child together (his third). We shouldn't be surprised if 2006 brings another new baby into the fold ... but that will be next year's story ... let's run thru my fave Spederline moments of 2005.

If Britney is anything at all she is consistent ... in 2004 she showed the world her love of the public restroom ... this favorite past time of hers was carried into 2005 as well:


We can be very glad that she no longer ventures into public restrooms in her bare feet ...


... but it would be nice if our dear Brit Brit wasn't associated with communal toilets.

2005 was Kevin's breakout year ... in February he was chosen for the cover of Details magazine:


And then in April he was featured in L'Uomo Vogue magazine:


Don't you just love the smell of fresh K-Fed arm pit in the air? We know Britney does.

Our dear Spederline have never been really hip to the latest fashion trends ...


... seeing Britney Spears wearing a scrunchie out in public was almost enough to make me want to abandon her forever. Kevin Federline wearing socks and flip-flops ... well ...


... I suppose it was always to be expected.

In March, Britney started to show the signs of her pregnancy:


And in April Fetus Spears made his blogging debut:


April also brought the debut of the UPN show Britney & Kevin: Chaotic ...


I had high hopes for this show ... I really tried to like it ... but I learned that I can't like something just because it has Brit Brit in it.

Kevin managed to weasel a brand new slightly used Ferrari out of his wife:


And when it broke down (the first of many times) he got himself a chopper to ride around in while his car was being fixed:


There was a glimmer of hope late in the year when Kevin discovered that his credit cards were cancelled ...


... for a brief moment it seems that Britney Spears had wisened up and put her foot down ... we even thought she had his Ferrari repossessed:


Eh ... but he got his car back and everything went back to normal for the two of them.

In shocking news, one of the Federlines managed to do the impossible ... Kevin's little brother graduated from high school in June:


He got an actual diploma ... no GED for this Federline. I'm sure the family was extremely proud that one of their kin found success on his own ... without having to marry an extremely wealthy woman.

In July we started seeing Kevin start work on his music career ...


... and now we are a mere 2 days away from his rapping debut. His first single is set to drop on New Year's Eve. I can't *wait* to hear PopoZao, y'all!!!

The biggest accomplishment for our dear Spederline this year was the birth of their baby boy Sean Preston ... here are pictures from Britney's baby shower ...


... if you recall, someone ::cough Kevin:: decided to shoot one of the paparazzi with a pellet gun to scare off the photogs. Classic!

Britney decided to give People magazine the exclusive first pictures of her baby boy and then immediately decided against releasing the pictures (and threatened to sue anyone who used them at all) before finally deciding to release the pictures after all ...


... and Spederline became a trio.

If this year was any indication, I'm sure we have much more to look forward to from our fave peeps. With a debut album from Kevin, a new album from Britney and a growing baby boy (and maybe a new baby to come) ... I can't wait to see how 2006 turns out for our dear Spederline.

Ever Have That Not So Fresh Feeling?

Paris Hilton is one classy biatch ... there is no question about it ... who else would be able to so expertly shove her hand into her crotch, give it a little scratch, in such an elegant manner?


It's a shame she left her ZOVIRAX® ointment at home ... don't you just hate when that pesky inflammation rears its ugly head at the most inopportune times? [Source]

In shocking news, Tara Reid showed up in South Beach, FL completely sober and fully dressed:


Her ample and normally heaving bosom looks very diminished these days. Perhaps she really did open up her boob scars and have her silicone implants removed once and for all. Perhaps this year Tara will ring in the New Year without getting plastered ... well ... that's prolly taking it a bit far. Just don't die, Tara ... that would be a bummer. [Source]

Ashlee Simpson has emerged in Hawaii after being spotted doing some shopping at Louis Vuitton:


Yay! Her taste isn't all bad ... [Source]

Adam Brody and Rachel Bilson haven't jetted off to some far off locale, they just stayed home in LA for the holidays ... here are pictures of the cute couple taking in a movie at the Arc Light in Hollywood:


I love these 2 ... they're so ... normal. [Source]

OH NO! Look out Jess!


It was only a matter of time before the crazed members of Team Lachey would come out and launch an attack on Jessica Simpson. I wonder if she escaped unharmed? [Source]

Tori Spelling and her latest fiancée Dean McDermott took their immense love to the streets ... here are a few pictures of the new couple on the day he proposed to her:


Yikes! I'm not sure which I'm more appalled by ... Tori's horrid outfit or Dean's defiled fingers ... [Source]

Hugh Jackman has got some cute kids ...


... wait, he's got a cute baby. It turns out that the little person in this picture is not a mini 40-year old woman but is, indeed, his son Oscar ... [Source]

Christian Bale also has a cute baby ... here are pictures of the hot dad and his baby girl hanging out at The Grove in LA:


They are both so cute! How cool would it be to have Batman as your dad. [Source]

But, those 2 hot dads can't hold a candle to Super DAD Brad Pitt ... here are pictures of Brad engaged in 2 of his most favorite activities ...


... flying Zahara to day care and racing off to pick up Maddox from a playdate. Either by land or by air ... Brad Pitt is always there. [Source]

Sadly there was no new episode of Project Runway last night but here's a little bit of PR to get you thru the day ... our favorite contestant Santino has himself a My Space profile. Here are some pictures from his profile:


Um. Yeah. Well, it looks like if things don't work out for Mr. Santino on Project Runway he's always got a shot at America's Next Top Model. [Source, thanks Katie]

Madonna has chosen Sorry as the second single to be released from Confessions on a Dancefloor. She has chosen this as the artwork:


We've seen it all before. The pictures from this photoshoot won't seem to go away. [Source]

And finally, I have to send out mega Birthday Love to my very good friend Jim:


Jim always manages to take care of all the things that I am horrible of keeping track of ... I knew that we would be great friends from the moment I met him. I really wish I could be in LA to party with you tonight but I promise to make it up to you when I'm in LA next. Have a super kickass birthday!!! XOXO

Les News:
Can I just tell you how much I love this heat wave that Detroit has been experiencing for the past few days? With the temp soaring into the 40s I can actually leave my winter coat at home ... the snow is mostly all melted away and you can actually see the grass again (well, the brown, muddy stuff that used to be grass). Love it! But I digress ... yesterday was kinda chill ... Jake and I had a great lunch at Noble Fish before he had to get on the road back to East Lansing. I managed to tidy up the house a bit before Erik got home ... then we went out to Pizza Papalis in Greek Town for dinner. No stress ... no running around ... it was very nice.

This afternoon Sarah and I are hanging out a bit ... I barely ever get to see her alone anymore ... I'm taking her to Somerset so that she can spend the gift card she received for Xmas (I will get to use my P.F. Chang's card as well).

That's about it for now ... I'll have The Year in Spederline post later on today. I'm out.