Friday, April 27, 2007

M+Ms Bop

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! After nearing completion of today's post the ENTIRE THING was accidentally erased. So after I screamed my head off for a bit, I had to get started again ... I will try to do my best to recreate what I wrote before ... that is, if I don't kill myself first in the process.

Britney Spears has managed to get her hot bod back and she wants the whole world to see it. Here are pictures of Britney emerging from the Millennium Dance Complex in North Hollywood, CA yesterday afternoon with her kiddies in tow:

She looks amazing ... and she's with her sons Sean Preston and Jayden James! What more could I ask for??? [Source]

Well, how about a series of "secret" comeback performances at the House of Blues here in Southern California next week! That's right, the rumor that is spreading like wildfire is that Britney will be performing with a group she created under the moniker The M+Ms at the House of Blues venues in San Diego, Anaheim and LA next week:

She was supposed to do her first pre-secret show performance at Forty Deuce at midnight on Wednesday night but ended up canceling at the last minute. From what I'm hearing from multiple sources in the know, these HoB shows are going to happen. As amazing as this is, I will unfortch not be able to attend. I am leaving for NYC to see Tori Amos and Bjork -- so I guess I can't be that upset overall. I just wish I could be there to cheerlead for Britney as she takes to the stage once again. Head on over to Ticketmaster to get your tix for these shows before they sell out ... because they will sell out. If any of y'all get to go I'd love to hear your reports and would love to post your pics so that we all can enjoy Britney's Comeback.

Here are a few pics from the Spider-Man 3 premiere that took place in Moscow, Russia yesterday:

Nothing fancy, nothing sexy (er, except for that dude that is all squeezed into that black rubber Spidey suit). For some random reason, Stephen Baldwin (the crazy one) was in Russia and managed to show up at the premiere. Yeah, no clue. [Source]

28 Weeks Later had its premiere in London, England last night as well ... here are pictures from that red carpet:

So now we know what happened to Michael on Lost after he left the island with Walt at the end of last season ... he ended up in zombie-infested London! I am so excited for this movie. 28 Days Later is among my fave "horror" films and I am very anxious to see if the sequel will be just as good. Woot! There are so many good movies coming out very soon ... I love it! [Source]

US Magazine threw a little party celebrating Hollywood Style and decided to bestow their Style Icon award to Ms. Jennifer Lopez. Here are a few pics from the event's red carpet:

I guess the award was supposed to go to Amber Tamblyn but she showed up in that fugly dress and hey decided to give it to J. Lo instead. [Source]

Angelina Jolie couldn't be bothered with a vapid Style party in LA, she was bizzy yesterday in Washington DC to help launch the Global Action For Children which aims to increase funding from the US government for groups that support orphans and other vulnerable children. Isn't that so nice?

You can really tell that Angelina is hugely invested in this new organization ... just look at her many concerned facial expressions. You just can't fake that shit. [Source]

Sarah Michelle Gellar was among the celebs at the Chanel Dinner for the Tribeca Film Festival in NYC last night ... here she is lookin' amazing on the red carpet:

I just love her. She always looks so fab. [Source]

Here are pictures of Jake Gyllenhaal pushing a baby stroller around NYC yesterday afternoon:

Photo credit: Splash News

Le sigh. I was right ... he would make such a hot dad! [Source]

And speaking hot dads, here are a couple more pictures of David Beckham proudly showing off his new bleached blonde hairdo which I love ... unfortch for him, tho, his Real Madrid team mates aren't quite so fond of the new look:

[Becks'] new look has not gone down too well with his teammates at the world famous Spanish club, who teased him throughout training and tried to rip the woolly hat he was wearing from his head ... hat, but Beckham managed to get away. A source said his teammates had nicknamed him 'Marilyn' after movie-star Marilyn Monroe ... The footballer, who is set to move to Los Angeles for a multi-million pound transfer to U.S football team LA Galaxy, is said to have gone for the look as he and Victoria are scheduled to complete a photo session with top photographer Stephen Klein for America's fashion bible W. OY! Matching hair-dos for a couples photoshoot? I really hate when I have to cut Victoria Beckham out of every single picture :( [Source]

Well now ... it seems that Whitney Houston is still keeping the fine company of the young Mr. Ray J. Here are pictures of the pair hugging and kissing goodbye after they spent a lovely night together last night:

Photo credit: Splash News

I understand that Ray J is helping Whitney with her "comeback" but I'm not quite sure just how much help he is providing. I suppose we'll find out when the video tape leaks ... and EW! that's a thought I don't want to ever return to. [Source]

Paris Hilton is quite the animal lover ... from dogs, to gerbils, to fish, to kangaroos, to monkeys, to llamas and, apparently, to kittens. Here are pictures of Paris playing with her pussy ... cats:

Photo credit: Flynet

Oh whatever ... you know you were thinking it too. [Source]

Pink reader Cara gave me the head's up on another celeb-inspired art piece humorously titled Paris Autopsy which not only exists for esthetic reasons but for educational reasons as well:

Paris Hilton's naked "corpse" could provide an invaluable service to students preparing for prom this season An interactive Public Service Announcement featuring the graphic display of a tiara-wearing, autopsied Paris Hilton with removable innards is designed to warn teenagers of the hazards of underage drinking. The display also features Tinkerbell, Hilton's forlorn pet Chihuahua with matching tiara, and debuts in the trendy Williamsburg, Brooklyn neighborhood where prom-goers frequently dine, courtesy of Capla Kesting Fine Art. "Campaign to Rescue Women of Youth" featuring "The Paris Hilton Autopsy" offers a cadaveric nude Paris Hilton, laid out with twisted body and opened abdominal cavity on a coroner's table, while her cell phone remains in her grip. The 'unglamorous' display which includes support material from anti-drunk driving organizations counters "the disturbingly glamorized trend of Hollywood's 'girls gone wild'," according to gallery director, David Kesting. Paris Hilton, arrested for a DUI last year, previously released a marginally effective PSA concerning drunk driving. This latest PSA includes a website by Capla Kesting, which offers high school educators an icebreaker for discussing drunk driving's consequences. Students are encouraged to take the virtual field trip at to
view the making of the "Paris Hilton Autopsy" and compete for prizes by writing Paris Hilton's obituary ... Kesting, advocating teenagers to experience the Hilton display "hands-on," said, "Paris' internals, which include her small intestines, and other elements, are removable to assist teens with an empathetic view of drunk driving tragedy from the coroner's perspective."
What better way to get teens to keep from drunk driving than to hold up Paris Hilton an example. If it takes a "dead" Paris Hilton (well, image of at least) to serve the greater good then I'm all for it ;) Click HERE to see these images larger and uncensored. [Source, thanks Cara]

What do you suppose Christian Slater did to this poor little girl to make her cry?

Photo credit: Splash News

Yeah, I was thinking B.O. as well. [Source]

Marilyn Manson has released a short clip from the video to his new single Heart-Shaped Glasses. It's quite ... interesting ...

His official My Space profile has been updated with a promo poster for his new album Eat Me, Drink Me:

It's so scary! Actually, it's not. While I am excited to hear more new music from MM (the song If I Was Your Vampire streams on his My Space profile) I must admit that I'm not that impressed with what I've been hearing so far. Heart-Shaped Glasses is a weak song, IMHO. The Vampire song sounds way too cliched. I, for one, blame Evan Rachel Wood. Boo :( Here's hoping the rest of the album sounds better or at least not as crappy. [Source]

Here is a new group shot of the American Doll Posse:

And here is a new Doll introduction ... meet Santa:

Santa relates to Aphrodite and is the sensualist of the quintet. "Santa is somebody who's a girl's girl," Tori says. "She understands her fellow sisters and she believes that there is enough love and passion out there for everyone. But she won't accept that there is something perverted about being very sensual and she won't drink shame with her sensuality." Santa's blog has been revealed HERE and the song Secret Spell (along with the full American Doll Posse album), which is sung by the Santa character, can be streamed online HERE. [Source, Source]

Les News:
Boo! I am *so* frustrated! The post was almost done and then gone. I honestly almost just said Fuck It and thought about just not re-writing. But after I screamed for a bit ... I got over that thought. I know I kinda rushed thru the re-write but I'm just so mad. Blah!

At least I had a great time last night. I had dinner with Mike at a great Mexican restaurant that he introduced me to in Studio City called Mexicali. We had a great time ... I enjoyed the scrumptious food, he enjoyed the scrumptious wait staff. We did a quick dessert at Pink Berry before I had to take off to meet up with my friend Irene. She invited me to see The Jesus and Mary Chain play a short concert in Pomona, CA last night before they take the stage at Coachella this weekend. The place was packed ... and these are the only pics I was able to snap:

I honestly never thought I'd ever get to see The Jesus and Mary Chain play live ... they've been broken up for so long. When Irene called about the tix there was no way I was going to miss them!!! The rumor was that Scarlett Johansson was going to come out and sing vocals with them on Just Like Honey but that did not happen ... now I'm hearing that she will appear with the band at Coachella. Head on over to to watch video of the band's closing number Reverence.

Not sure what exactly is going on tonight ... I hear there may be dancing in my future :) Have a great weekend ... I'M OUT.