Monday, March 17, 2008

Ashton Kutcher Does V Man Magazine

Ashton Kutcher is featured on the cover and in the pages of the new Spring/Summer issue of V Man magazine. Here are a few pics of Ashton, shot by famed photographer Mario Testino, wherein he is made to look like an animatronic humanoid who is undergoing some routine maintenance to keep up his appearance ... basically, how Victoria Beckham spends her Thursday nights:

And because there is a shot of Ashton posing in a skimpy pair of white Calvin Klein undies, we might as well take a closer look at what Demi Moore is all aflutter over:

Now, I'm not one to look a gift bulge in the mouth (quiet, you) but this one ain't all that special. I mean, as far as packages go this one looks a'ight and really holds no cause for complaint but it's far from David Beckham stuffed in Armani Underwear proportions. I think it might be necessary to have the men present their underwear-less goods for further inspection to see which one wins the battle of the bulge. In the name of fairness, it seems like the only right thing to do. [Source]