Monday, March 10, 2008

"Numbers Do Not Lie"

Rocker and possible future LifeLock spokes person Courtney Love is firing back at reports that she is, according to TMZ, "simply delusional" and "bipolar". After Courtney Love reported a case of identity theft to the police late last week, TMZ posted an item claiming that law enforcement officials believe that C. Love's identity theft claims are non-existent ... well, that they only exist in her mind. In retaliation, Courtney then posted another one of her famous, rambling and barely English blog posts on her official My Space profile in order to make the case that she is not crazy. Here is the TMZ report and the full text of C. Love's retaliatory post so that you can determine who you think is the whackjob:


Reports surfaced over the weekend that Courtney Love went to the LAPD to report she's the victim of a massive identity theft. But sources tell TMZ Courtney is simply (and possibly medically) delusional. According to The Sun, Courtney claimed the identity thieves got 188 credit cards in her name, stole checks and bought cars. We've confirmed Love did make the trek to the Van Nuys division of the LAPD to make a report last week, but sources tell us they are not taking it seriously, one source adding, "it never happened." We're told mentally, Courtney has been on the rocks. We found out she's been diagnosed with bipolar disorder -- this could explain Courtney's latest blogs which are impossible to decipher. Bottom line -- we're told law enforcement thinks the identity fraud is in Courtney's mind.

And here is Courtney's response:

seriously?

As for being taken SERIOUSLY,l i personally have NOTHING to do with it, NUMBERS do not lie, i simply turned in the printouts i got from my child's, my own and my deceased husbands social security numbers and Ficos.

call me names all day ,but its the NUMBERS ,not my persona. If i get "Lifelock" i will post this information for your bemusement, no actually i wont, cos why should i cater to your fantasies, You cant accept numbers? Then i guess your really a lonely sad animalistic hungry motherfucker who cannot manifest any of your own desires.

God people are batshit. And im not the one who is.

and i hear now i am "Bi Polar" uhhhh...thats more nuts than I will ever be.

I may be Eccentric, i certainly speak my mind and am slow to put out a record i need to mean the world to ME, and im sur ei am quite Nuerotic but "Bi Polar" .
Thats just slander.I shoot straight from the hip and spellcheck has NOTHING to do with REALITY

gotta go its fucking late and we wrote yet another magical song tonight.

nam myoho renge kyo and may all impediments create JOY in you.

I find this whole thing so offensive because until Kurts social security number was checked noone took it seriously, but hey here is the Experian with 188 visas on it,
thats not Bi Polar, that is reality .

Yeah im so BORED illjust fucking go through forensic , legal and financial TORMENT like what? 7 out of 10 Americans already are for the Thrill of it.I dont have ANYTHING to do at ALL.

You lurkers have TONS of time on your hands , all dying to be Perez and never getting to be Perez, cos your boring, you go find Kurts social an dgive it a whirl.

Christ you people do not give up, get out of my way , ive got work allweek, and cops and feds and forensics and lawyers, and so offer you no further comment here.

Numbers Do Not Lie.


Um, yeah. To be fair, a rambling, ill-written post like this does not prove that a person suffers from bipolar disorder ... then again, it doesn't really help make the case against it either. I should also mention that the words "nam myoho renge kyo" are not just jibberish (like most of the other English words she uses in this post) but are actually part of a Buddhist chant that, when repeated, is meant "to attain absolute happiness, and have actual proof of this practice to oneself and others of the validity of the Lotus Sutra." Now, I would never want to wish any sort of mental malady on any person and I sincerely hope that C. Love does not, in fact, suffer from bipolar disorder (after all, hasn't Britney Spears milked that well dry already?) but I do like that she appears to be a wee bit ... shall we say, unstable? Reading her blogposts are actually fun for me ... tho they would be easier to decipher if I had a crazy-to-English dictionary to refer to. [Source, Source]