Wednesday, January 19, 2005

To Appease The Masses

Here's my new do:

Piece out.


Things are still pretty quiet on the Jamie Lynn front. Her official website still hasn't gone live and she still hasn't posted another entry at her official blog. And while my interest is purely pop cultural, I fear the same cannot be said for one of my colleagues. I have stumbled upon a screen shot of the Thigh Master's computer:

I think it's time to start worrying Thigh Man. Jamie Lynn is no fool ... it won't take long for her to figure out that you've been stalking showing a lot of interest in her:

She's sure to sniff out the culprit who has been sending her those "presents" in the mail:

Uh oh ... I think the jig is up.

It was nice knowin' ya, pal.

Flame On

With all the hubbub yesterday about Britney and her adventures in toiletries I failed to discuss the matter of her husband and his, well, continuing ridiculousness:

How does a dude who looks like this get married to the top selling female artist of the 21st century?! He is a lucky bastard ... with really stupid hair.

As an addendum to the Britney story yesterday, it seems that while she was at babystyle she told the staff that she was "more than 2 months pregnant". I believe this story about as much as I believe the rumor that Britney is trying to get her own talk show but ... there you go.

Here is some fantastic news (Ack, I had to say that and I'm sorry) ... the official site for the Fantastic Four movie opened yesterday:

It's a pretty kick-ass site! I have applied the Human Torch wallpaper to my desktop ... he's responsible for the fire ... IN MA PANTS!

And here is more good news, you DON'T have to subject yourself to Elektra to see the full F4 movie trailer, you can see it HERE.

And while I can't wait to see the Fantastic Four I think I will take a pass on the new Lindsay Lohan movie:

The poster hit the Internets yesterday to much fanfare ... and ridicule.

The Dent is hosting another Tori Amos promo picture:

She looks totally fetch! I love me some Tori!!!

In other awesome news, NIN have announced their first tour dates at the official site:

Not only has the release date of the album With Teeth been announced as May 3rd but Trent Reznor has even opened himself to answering fans' questions, check out his answers HERE.

Okay ... I've posted a few Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith spoiler pictures but this next one ... well, I'll leave it up to you to see it if you are interested. It is a major spoiler picture of Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader that shows what is really under that helmet. If you are interested in seeing it, click below:

Click the ? to see the spoiler picture

Alright, so Christopher Knight (aka Peter Brady) and Adrianne Curry (the first America's Next Top Model) fell in love on The Surreal Life 4 ... but what is this crap about Marcus Schenkenberg and Chyna falling in love too?! Look at this woman:

And YOU tell ME how he she scored the first male supermodel?!!! Marcus must like dudes, it's the only explanation. [picture via Oh No They Didn't!]

So Angelina Jolie contends that she did not break up Brad and Jennifer; that she was merely a "shoulder to cry on" for him ... um hmm ... who's on whose shoulder?

Shady, shady if you ask me ...

And now, it's newstime:
Last night Erik and I were supposed to see the Scissor Sisters but he got sick late in the afternoon. Kirsten was able to go and we had a great time. DJ Sammy Jo was the opener again. His set was so kickass! He spun Depeche Mode and Wham! He also played Annie (Chewing Gum), Sophie-Ellis Bextor (Murder On The Dancefloor) and Kylie Minogue (I Believe In You). He's a great opening act. The Sisters were awesome as usual:

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Jake Shears was totally on fire. Click HERE if you want to see all of the pictures that I took at the show. I really enjoy their songs when performed live. The show really adds to my enjoyment. I'm so glad K-Dawg was able to go to the show with me. We never hang out, just the two of us, so I really enjoyed spending time with her. I'm meeting up with her and VLB tonight to see a double feature of House of Flying Daggers and A Very Long Engagement.

I have to go now ... I still haven't written my exam ... which I'm supposed to administer tomorrow morning. Later!